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[musical interlude]
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[door opens]
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Hey, Pewds?
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[clicks mouse] What?
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I wrote a book!
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I think you're gonna love it.
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It was inspired by you.
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This has already been written.
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[feigns surprise] What?!
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Maybe it'll be different.
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This is a graphic gay porno.
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Are you telling me the other Twilight is the same?
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It's pretty much the same thing.
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I'm sorry.
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Shit!
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What's with all the duck references though?
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[creepy music starts up] What do you mean, "duck references?"
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I'm a duck. Quack, quack. Stupid Pewds doesn't suspect a thing."
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Where did you get that idea?
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[in menacing tone] Why are you sweating?
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What do you mean, sweating?
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Haters gonna hate; ducks gonna duck. Quack.
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Oh shit!
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[crash] [punch] [PewDiePie groans in pain]
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What's going on here?
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[paper rustling]
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What is this?!
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It's so beautiful!
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Did you write this?
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Uhhh...yeah?
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[soft rock music starts playing] It's been the longest winter without you...
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I didn't know where to turn to
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See somehow I can't forget you
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after all that we've been-
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[phonograph screeches to a halt]
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I know a duck when I see one, bitch.
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[chainsaw growls]
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I feel like I'm mother fuckin' stuck...in this duck.
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It makes me want to quack, like, "What the fuck is that?!"