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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.63,0:00:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[EmBark! Bark!]\N(Dogs barking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.84,0:00:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Please Bark!]\N(Audience barking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.56,0:00:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[I can hardly hear you --\NPlease bark louder!]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.11,0:00:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Audience barking louder)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.73,0:00:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[$100 prize for\Nthe loudest and finest barker]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.05,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Audience continues to bark)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.24,0:00:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Just kidding, but... thanks anyway!!]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.81,0:00:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.67,0:01:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mel Rosenberg:\NWell, thank you very much for barking.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.88,0:01:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a very good beginning,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.12,0:01:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,however, I can see there's a few of you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.93,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who haven't been\Nto barking practice lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wait a few minutes,\NI'll give you another opportunity,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.33,0:01:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for those of you who feel\Na spontaneous need to bark during my talk,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.22,0:01:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please wait for another ten minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.28,0:01:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The thing is that young kids love to bark.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.02,0:01:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They see it as a hoot, it's fun,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.32,0:01:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's spontaneous,\Nit's silly, it's wonderful,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.82,0:01:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you ask them why,\Nthey'll say, "Because".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.83,0:01:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sister Miriam, as a young child,\Nused to bark with such conviction
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.25,0:01:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that dogs would follow her\Ndown the street,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.15,0:01:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you ask her, she'd say, "Because".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.50,0:01:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as we grow up,\Nwe forget the word "because".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.15,0:01:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We become more worried\Nabout words like insults,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.65,0:01:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrassment,\Nsnide comments, or self-conscious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.42,0:01:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we grow up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.96,0:02:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as grown ups we crave one thing,\Nand that one thing is respectability.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.63,0:02:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you had met me at the age of 39,\Nyou would have thought I was respectable.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.88,0:02:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the truth is I was very respectable.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.74,0:02:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was a university scientist studying\Nhow bacteria interact with the mouth,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.56,0:02:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a bunch of papers,\NI was up for professorship,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.71,0:02:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had innovations\Nand inventions in the oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.10,0:02:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was up and coming,\Nbut inside, I was down and out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.68,0:02:37.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was a wreck. A train wreck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.88,0:02:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was afraid of failure,\Nbut I was afraid of success.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.07,0:02:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was afraid of dying,\Nand I was also afraid of being alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.07,0:02:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From a very young age, I had noticed\Nthat once in a while my heart would go
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.67,0:02:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into some kind of Brazilian samba,\Nbeating wildly in my chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.95,0:03:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And once I was diagnosed,\Nor maybe I should say misdiagnosed,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.95,0:03:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as having a very rare heart condition,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.37,0:03:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I spent the next 20 years\Nin mortal fear of dying.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.10,0:03:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was 39, my wife said to me,\N"Why don't you check?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.12,0:03:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I did, I went to a famous cardiologist,\Nhe looked at my electrocardiogram,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.86,0:03:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he said, "You have\Na wacky electrocardiogram,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.04,0:03:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your heart is normal."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.62,0:03:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "What?"\NHe said, "Yes, you are going to live."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.27,0:03:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.85,0:03:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was my first wake up call\Nat the age of 39.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.45,0:03:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because a few months later,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.01,0:03:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found out I had a completely separate\Nchronic medical condition
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.48,0:03:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I have to deal with\Non a day to day basis.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.13,0:03:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I cope.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.30,0:03:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was my second wake up call.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.22,0:03:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the third wake up call\Nwas getting a puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.60,0:03:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Family dogs teach us\Na lot about ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.70,0:04:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The kids called him Elvis Presley.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.55,0:04:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't [sing], but boy,\Ndid he ever have a life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.99,0:04:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't sing, he barked.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.52,0:04:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elvis had a girlfriend named Camilla.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.45,0:04:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we didn't approve\Nof that relationship. She was a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.23,0:04:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.65,0:04:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we locked him up in the second floor,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.99,0:04:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sure enough Elvis flew out of there\None day, over the balcony,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.99,0:04:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be reunited with his true love,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.46,0:04:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he wasn't worrying very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.72,0:04:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I call barking.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.43,0:04:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after those three wake up calls,\Nas I approached the age of 40,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.43,0:04:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I realized that I had\Nto get myself something: a life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.38,0:04:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so I began barking.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.52,0:04:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My first port of call, as a barker,\Nwas my university career
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.20,0:04:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I had become interested\Nin something called bad breath,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.20,0:04:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I went to the library once,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.54,0:05:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I saw that nobody\Nwas doing research on this subject
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.48,0:05:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is so worrisome to all of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.56,0:05:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came home that night,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.80,0:05:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said to my wife,\N"I have found my scientific career.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.38,0:05:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a scientific gold mine.\NA stinky one."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.14,0:05:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at work, my colleagues made fun of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.36,0:05:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They called me "Mel the Smell",
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.38,0:05:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they even coaxed me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.40,0:05:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to leave my scientific papers\Non bad breath out of my CV
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.34,0:05:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that I would be promoted in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.98,0:05:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I followed my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.15,0:05:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote dozens of scientific papers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.02,0:05:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smelled about 10,000 mouths,\Nmore than most people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.70,0:05:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I do it only for fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.52,0:05:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote books, I organized\Ninternational meetings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.93,0:05:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I became the world expert on bad breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.58,0:05:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I say this to you\Nwith a degree of modesty
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.44,0:05:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's only three of us,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.30,0:05:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and each one claims\Nthat he's the world expert.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.25,0:05:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My second barking career\Nwas writing children's books.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.07,0:06:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd wanted to write\Nchildren's books from my 20s.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.05,0:06:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I started in my 40s.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.68,0:06:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My first books were albeit\Ncloser to my comfort zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.31,0:06:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote books about bacteria,\NI wrote books about dentistry,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.31,0:06:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,witches, dental witches,\Ntoothbrushes, tooth fairies,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.60,0:06:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then I really began to bark.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.50,0:06:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the help\Nof the wonderful illustrator Rotem Omri,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.85,0:06:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we created a whole zoo of characters.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.62,0:06:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They all share one property.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.60,0:06:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are forced in their lives to cope\Nwith a challenge and to overcome it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.08,0:06:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you look over my left shoulder,\Nyou see Tim the Porcupine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.84,0:06:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wakes up one morning,\Nhis quills are on backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.84,0:06:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He rubs everybody the wrong way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.89,0:06:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the palm of my hand you see Kenya.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.17,0:06:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kenya can't hop, and that would be OK,\Nexcept she's a Kangaroo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.08,0:06:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my favorite character is Gloomeris.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.53,0:07:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gloomeris is serious.\NHe has absolutely no sense of humor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.77,0:07:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that might have been OK,\Nexcept that Gloomeris is a laughing hyena.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.12,0:07:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Funny enough, I don't have\Nany dogs in any of my stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.13,0:07:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But all my animals learn to bark.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.74,0:07:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, and perhaps most important,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.31,0:07:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I became a professional musician\Nat the age of 47.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.11,0:07:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It started when I was 41.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.21,0:07:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was at a party,\Nand there was a saxophone there.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.27,0:07:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've been dying\Nto play the saxophone for years.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.72,0:07:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.47,0:07:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But at the age of 41 I was there,\NI was ready to change my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.47,0:07:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I grabbed that beast,\Nand I put it to my lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.68,0:07:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And noise came out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.14,0:07:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Terrible noise, but I got all excited,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.08,0:07:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I called my friend,\NChris McCulloch, in Toronto.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.42,0:07:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "Chris, am I too old\Nto learn to play saxophone?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.65,0:07:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he said something important.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.21,0:07:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Mel, you're never too old\Nto play saxophone."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.20,0:07:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next thing you know,\Nbefore you could say maple syrup,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.19,0:08:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chris had bought me a saxophone,\Nshipped it from Toronto to Israel,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.55,0:08:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I began to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.92,0:08:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not now and then,\Nnot here and there, but every day!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.16,0:08:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drove my family crazy.\NThe neighbors threatened me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.81,0:08:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sometimes practiced\Nin the car, but I persisted.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.62,0:08:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a wonderful teacher\Nwho took me to a gig.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.96,0:08:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "You see that guy\Nplaying saxophone, Benny Tal?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.77,0:08:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He started when he was 35."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.77,0:08:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was incredulous,\Nbut five years later, sure enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.86,0:08:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gigging with my own band;\Nwe've had some amazing gigs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.75,0:08:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We played at Shimon Peres's 80th birthday,\Nbefore he was president.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.66,0:08:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he's president,\Nhe's having a 90th birthday party,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.33,0:08:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they've invited some other performer\Nnamed Barbra Streisand.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.11,0:08:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.55,0:08:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's OK. I can wait another ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.95,0:08:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about Barbra Streisand?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.27,0:08:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would have happened
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.77,0:08:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if somebody insulted her\Nwhen she was nine or ten years old,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.77,0:08:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and said to her, "Barbra,\Nyou don't sing well. You're off key,"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.77,0:08:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she had stopped for years.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.77,0:09:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We would have lost\None of the world's great performers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.02,0:09:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want to ask ourselves,\Nhow many of us, when we were kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.03,0:09:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to draw, to paint,\Nto play an instrument, to sing,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.03,0:09:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and somebody told us\Nthat we weren't capable,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.25,0:09:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or we thought\Nwe might have been ridiculed,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.68,0:09:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we haven't done it up till now?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.71,0:09:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How unfortunate that is!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.56,0:09:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stopped singing for 25 years.\NYou can't stop me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.97,0:09:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the meantime,\Nthe years have flown by,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.33,0:09:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Elvis is dead, we have a new dog,\Nand his name is Fudge.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.13,0:09:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fudge not only loves to bark\Nhe also sings.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.14,0:09:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I want you to have a look\Nat this instructional video,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.91,0:09:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because afterwards, we'll do something
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.79,0:09:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's never been done\Nin the history of mankind,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.27,0:09:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So will you have a look with me, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.19,0:09:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Video) (Dog barking)\N(Man playing the saxophone)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.45,0:10:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that creature. He's in his groove.\NHe's singing with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.45,0:10:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't care if he's being criticized,\Nif there's jazz police.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.45,0:10:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether he's on key,\Nmaybe he doesn't get the words right,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.48,0:10:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I figure that if dogs can sing,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.48,0:10:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the very least that human beings\Ncan do, is to bark.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.39,0:10:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm going to do an experiment
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.92,0:10:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's never been done\Nin the history of mankind,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.21,0:10:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're going to join me\Nand make it happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.63,0:10:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very simple, because changing\Nyour life can start with a bark.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.37,0:10:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to bark with guts, with spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.38,0:10:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care whether you moo, growl,\Nyelp, grrr, it doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.55,0:10:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because your life does\Nkind of depend on it, doesn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.94,0:11:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can sing only in the shower,\Nor you can sing in the choir.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.68,0:11:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can step up to bat\Nwith the bases loaded and two outs
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.68,0:11:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you can watch the baseball game\Nfrom your living room.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.58,0:11:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can do your thing, or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.72,0:11:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one thing is for certain,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.84,0:11:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether we live our lives\Nand bark our dreams,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.94,0:11:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the end of the day,\Nwe all end up croaking.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.96,0:11:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So on the way, why not bark?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.41,0:11:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what we're going to do now
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.55,0:11:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.95,0:11:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is you're going to yelp, growl,\Nbark with all your might,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.95,0:11:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're going to make this\Na dream come true,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.54,0:11:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it doesn't matter\Nif you don't understand the words.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.53,0:11:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just let it all hang out. OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.15,0:11:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please follow the magic ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.80,0:11:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.12,0:11:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Saxophone music)\N(Audience barking along "Autumn Leaves")
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.81,0:12:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.08,0:12:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inbar: Thank you, Mel.\NMR: Oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.17,0:12:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inbar: Thank you, thank you very much.\NMR: Woof!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.74,0:12:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.15,0:12:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inbar: You do know, by the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.69,0:12:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Israeli dogs bark, "Hav!",\Nand American dogs bark, "Woof!",
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.79,0:12:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's completely different kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.56,0:12:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mel: But when one dog from Israel\Nsays, "Woof!" to a dog from the US,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.66,0:12:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they understand each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.09,0:12:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inbar: If you're saying so.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.46,0:12:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.60,0:12:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)