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Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.78,0:00:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s good yo? This week we cryin’\Nhavoc with Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.36,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 1st century BC, Julius\NCaesar and his army just cruised back to Rome
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.79,0:00:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after bitch-slappin his rival Pompey. And\Nnow he and his entourage ragin through the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.23,0:00:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,streets to celebrate. It’s all poppin bottles\Nand smokin kush til some Soothsayer calls
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.54,0:00:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our boy out and say “You best Beware the\NIdes of March, yo” but Caesar just shakes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.32,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that hater off and rolls another fatty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.14,0:00:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later some busta named Cassius\Nconversatin with Brutus, Caesar’s main brutha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from another motha. And Cassius be all like\N“Caesar gonna become king and he ain’t
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.23,0:00:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even all dat. Dat fool’s got to go. You\Nfeel me?” Brutus dig, but he ain’t happy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.51,0:01:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bout it. Caesar’s his boy, but he don’t\Nwant no tyrants messin with the Roman peeps.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.60,0:01:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he crew up with the cause and the sh**\Ngoes DOWN March 15th.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That day, Caesar bout to leave the\Ncrib when his biddy Calpurnia say “baby
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don’t go. I seen some sh** and just KNOW\Nsomething whack gonna happen.” He like “oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.57,0:01:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sh** word?” But when one of Cassisius’s\Nthugz roll up, he convinces Caesar his bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.30,0:01:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be trippin, and then say “if you whipped\Nlike dat, you can stay home instead of lettin’
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.02,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us crown you King. Caesar be like “Hold\Nup brotha. Don’t be like dat. Let’s do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this.”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.95,0:01:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as they reach the spot, all\Ndem traitors whip out their blades and SHANK
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.06,0:01:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his ass. When Caesar sees his bro Brutus join\Nin, he say “ Aw sh** you too man?” Then
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.86,0:01:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAM dat fool dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.61,0:01:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At Caesar’s funeral, Brutus try\Nsweet-talkin the Romans by tellin em that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.63,0:01:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,killin Caesar was a FAVOR to Rome. And at\Nfirst, erryone believe him. But Caesar’s
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.98,0:01:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boy Antony ain’t havin none of dat. He rocks\Nthe mic and makes all of Caesar’s killers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.51,0:01:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look like real assholes. Next thing you know,\Nthe Roman people be burning down houses and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.76,0:02:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kick Brutus and Cassius to the curb.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.71,0:02:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Antony, Octavius Caesar, and some rich\Nplayboy Lepidus start
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.73,0:02:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raisin a swoel army to stomp dem backstabbin’\Nsnitches.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.72,0:02:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,snitches get stiches
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.10,0:02:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sh** goes HAM at the battle of\NPhilippi, where brothas screamin “187”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.99,0:02:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the reg. Then Cassius thinks he see one\Nof his homeboys Titinius get captured, gets
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.02,0:02:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all torn-up and kills himself. But turns out\Nol Titty just fine, but can’t handle Cassius
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.85,0:02:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bein dead, so he decide to take dat long dirt\Nnap too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Brutus’s army gets straight\NWRECKED, he decide he gonna stack one more
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.14,0:02:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,body- his own. Then Antony roll up to Brutus’s\Nbody and pours one out for our boy sayin he
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.14,0:02:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the most legit Roman of them all, cuz\Nunlike the rest of dem backstabbin rats, Brutus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.01,0:02:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was actin for the good of the hood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.92,0:02:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now if yo bitch-ass thinkin’ you\Nreadin’ straight history up in here, you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.05,0:02:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,best check yo-self. Cuz da bard wasn’t trippin\Nbout historical accuracy, B. Matter of fact,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.54,0:03:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of the details he pulled right out of\Nhis ass-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.25,0:03:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, in the play ol JC\Ncan’t hear sh** out of one ear. And even
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.25,0:03:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though dat ain’t the way it was, Willy Shakes\Nslangin dat detail to symbolize that although
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.73,0:03:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he can hear all the righteous things people\Nsay bout him, fool is COMPLETELY DEAF to all
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.54,0:03:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the warnings that his boys bout to cross him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.79,0:03:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that’s part of what makes dis\Nplay a tragedy: Caesar’s head is so damn
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.43,0:03:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big that he thinkin he should rock the crown\Neven though it ain’t rightfully his. Caesar
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.84,0:03:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think he so hard dat ain’t nobody can touch\Nhim- so he don’t listen to nobody: his wife,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.59,0:03:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da soothsayer- and dat’s why his arrogant\Nass ends up in dirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.38,0:03:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuz like Cicero say, people only\Nhear what they wanna hear-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.82,0:03:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And speakin of hearin’, listen up,\Nson. Even though the play is called Julius
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.50,0:04:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Caesar, fool gets iced just half way through.\NSome scholas think that this play is really about Brutus and he the real tragic hero
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.23,0:04:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain’t no doubt that he wanted to put his\Nboy Caesar six feet deep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.05,0:04:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But unlike Cassius, who just a\Njealous playa-hater, Brutus was tryin to create
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.06,0:04:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a free Rome with no Tyrants. So as much as\Nit hurt Brutus to backstab his realest homie,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.33,0:04:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that wasn’t his tragic flaw. His biggest\Nmistake. Naw blood. It was rollin w the wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.73,0:04:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crew.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.23,0:04:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So roll with the right crew and hit\Ndat subscribe button!