[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.47,0:00:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alarm clock buzzing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.55,0:00:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(thump)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.04,0:00:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Car unlock beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.41,0:00:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: So I won the car!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.45,0:00:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean like, \NI didn't really believe it at first,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.89,0:00:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but um, things have been\Ngoing pretty great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.34,0:00:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had all this money saved up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.99,0:00:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I was going to buy myself a car.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.80,0:00:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, I bought my butler, \NSir Dude, here,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.46,0:00:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he keeps me very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.56,0:00:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(High pitch whimsical singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.33,0:00:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crowd cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.27,0:00:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Door opening, papers ruffling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.34,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Girls gasping and swooning)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:01:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: Thank you, my good sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.12,0:01:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Teacher]: Alex, I finally finished your report card.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.40,0:01:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: Straight A's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.96,0:01:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crowd cheering) (Whimsical music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex: yelling indistinctly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.36,0:01:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(football players shouting indistinctly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.56,0:01:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(All: yelling indistinctly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.85,0:01:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(making pretend gun noises, laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.47,0:01:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.02,0:01:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the way we do it! And it's alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.98,0:01:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(All: cheering, shouting indistinctly)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.74,0:02:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex, shouting]: Further!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.32,0:02:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sounds of paintball gun firing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.31,0:02:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: I got this for free too!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.83,0:02:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: I'm signing up today definitely. \NUh...no questions...about it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.98,0:02:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Teacher]: What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.43,0:02:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: I was just checking out \Nthat before class...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.92,0:02:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Teacher]: Get in class. \NYou're failing already. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.69,0:02:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: An F?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.41,0:02:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Teacher]: F minus
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.30,0:02:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: Wait, cause if it was the\Ntest last year, then that's the...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.37,0:02:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speech fades out) (Whimsical music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.08,0:02:42.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex, screaming]: Woo, yeah, brother! \NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.07,0:02:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Camera man): Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.23,0:02:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alex]: Oh! I'm okay, I'm okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.88,0:02:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(camera man laughing)