(Alarm clock buzzing)
(thump)
(Car unlock beep)
[Alex]: So I won the car!
I mean like, I didn't really believe it at first,
but um, things have been going pretty great.
I had all this money saved up
that I was going to buy myself a car.
Instead, I bought my butler, Sir Dude, here,
and he keeps me very nice.
(High pitch whimsical singing)
(Crowd cheering)
(Door opening, papers ruffling)
(Girls gasping and swooning)
[Alex]: Thank you, my good sir.
[Teacher]: Alex, I finally finished your report card.
[Alex]: Straight A's.
(Crowd cheering) (Whimsical music)
(Alex: yelling indistinctly)
(football players shouting indistinctly)
(All: yelling indistinctly)
(making pretend gun noises, laughter)
[Alex]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
That's the way we do it! And it's alright!
(All: cheering, shouting indistinctly)
[Alex, shouting]: Further!
(sounds of paintball gun firing)
[Alex]: I got this for free too!
[Alex]: I'm signing up today definitely. Uh...no questions...about it...
[Teacher]: What are you doing?
[Alex]: I was just checking out that before class...
[Teacher]: Get in class. You're failing already. Come on.
[Alex]: An F?
[Teacher]: F minus
[Alex]: Wait, cause if it was the test last year, then that's the...
(speech fades out) (Whimsical music)
[Alex, screaming]: Woo, yeah, brother! Yeah!
(Camera man): Oh!
[Alex]: Oh! I'm okay, I'm okay!
(camera man laughing)