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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.56,0:00:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The President, often criticized for his caution, \Nis now doing things his own way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.91,0:00:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's cut a climate deal with China, \Nhe's issued an immigration order
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.06,0:00:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see how far he can take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.57,0:00:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Music: ♪ I don't care. I love it. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.25,0:00:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to the White House Correspondents' Dinner,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.45,0:00:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the night when Washington celebrates itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.77,0:00:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody's gotta do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.98,0:01:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And welcome to the fourth quarter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.78,0:01:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my presidency. It's true. I –
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was Michelle cheering.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.05,0:01:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fact is I feel more loose \Nand relaxed than ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.87,0:01:24.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those Joe Biden shoulder massages,\Nthey're like magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.45,0:01:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should try one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.75,0:01:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you have.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am determined to make the most\Nof every moment I have left.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.06,0:01:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now after the midterm elections, \Nmy advisers asked me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.55,0:01:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.07,0:01:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "Well I have something \Nthat rhymes with 'bucket list.' "
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.61,0:02:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take executive action on immigration?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.58,0:02:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bucket.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.72,0:02:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New climate regulations?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.04,0:02:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bucket.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.05,0:02:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the right thing to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.04,0:02:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my new attitude is paying off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.30,0:02:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at my Cuba policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.63,0:02:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Castro brothers are here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.82,0:02:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to America, amigos.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.16,0:02:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que pasa?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.54,0:02:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? It's the Castros from Texas?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.47,0:02:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.18,0:02:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Joaquin. Hi Julian.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.45,0:02:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.88,0:02:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being president is never easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.91,0:02:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still have to fix a broken immigration system,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.67,0:03:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.95,0:03:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all while finding time to pray five times a day –
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.49,0:03:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is strenuous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.81,0:03:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is no wonder the people keep pointing out \Nhow the presidency has aged me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.47,0:03:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look so old,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.94,0:03:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Boehner's already invited \NNetanyahu to speak at my funeral.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.60,0:03:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, Michelle hasn't aged a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.61,0:03:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked which is strenuous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.32,0:03:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked her what her secret is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.78,0:03:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She just said, "Fresh fruits and vegetables."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.76,0:03:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's aggravating.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.63,0:04:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fact is though, at this point, my legacy \Nis finally beginning to take shape.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The economy is getting better.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.88,0:04:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nine in 10 Americans now have health coverage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.06,0:04:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, thanks to Obamacare, \Nyou no longer have to worry
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.95,0:04:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about losing your insurance \Nif you lose your job.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.76,0:04:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your welcome, Senate Democrats.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.82,0:04:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, look,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.52,0:04:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is true I have not managed \Nto make everybody happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.35,0:04:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Six years into my presidency, \Nsome people still say
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm arrogant and aloof – condescending.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.56,0:04:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people are so dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.04,0:04:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No wonder I don't meet with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.26,0:05:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's not all people say about me. \NA few weeks ago, Dick Cheney says
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.78,0:05:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he thinks I'm the worst president of his lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.02,0:05:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is interesting, because I think
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.17,0:05:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dick Cheney is the worst president of my lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.15,0:05:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's quite a coincidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.93,0:05:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean everybody's got \Nsomething to say these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.72,0:05:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mike Huckabee recently said \Npeople shouldn't join our military
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.50,0:05:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until a true conservative \Nis elected president.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.56,0:05:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about that. \NIt was so outrageous,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.25,0:05:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,47 ayatollahs wrote us a letter
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.53,0:05:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to explain to Huckabee \Nhow our system works.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.70,0:05:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It gets worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.52,0:06:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just this week, Michele Bachmann \Nactually predicted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.48,0:06:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the I would bring about \Nthe biblical end of days.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.71,0:06:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNow that's a legacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.40,0:06:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's big.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.55,0:06:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, Lincoln, Washington, \Nthey didn't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.96,0:06:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you know, I just had to put this stuff aside,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.15,0:06:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to stay focused on my job, \Nbecause for many Americans,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.53,0:06:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is still a time of deep uncertainty. \NFor example, I have
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.23,0:06:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one friend – just a few weeks ago, \Nshe was making millions of dollars a year,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.56,0:06:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she's now living out of a van in Iowa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.93,0:07:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, back here at our nation's capital, we're always dealing with new challenges.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.58,0:07:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy to report that the Secret Service, \Nthanks to some excellent
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.45,0:07:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reporting by White House correspondents,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.37,0:07:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're really focusing on some of \Nthe issues that have come up,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.61,0:07:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they finally figured out a foolproof way \Nto keep people off my lawn.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.84,0:07:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It works.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.44,0:07:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not just fence jumpers. Some you know that a few months ago, a drone crash-landed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.37,0:07:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out back. That was pretty serious. \NBut don't worry. We've installed a new
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.74,0:07:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,state-of-the-art security system.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.58,0:07:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? Let me set the record straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.38,0:08:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I tease Joe sometimes. \NBut he has been at my side
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.18,0:08:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for seven years. I love that man. \NHe's not just a great vice president,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.41,0:08:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is a great friend. \NWe've gotten so close, in some places in Indiana
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.09,0:08:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they won't serve us pizza anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.82,0:08:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to thank our host for the evening,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.33,0:08:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Chicago girl, the incredibly talented Cecily Strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.87,0:08:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Saturday Night Live, Cecily impersonates CNN anchor
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.25,0:08:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brook Baldwin, which is surprising, because usually the only people impersonating
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.71,0:08:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,journalits on CNN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.10,0:08:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are journalists on CNN.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.51,0:09:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ABC is here with some of the the stars from their big new comedy
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.65,0:09:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blackish. Hey –
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.22,0:09:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a great show. But I have to give ABC fair warning.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.52,0:09:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being Blackish only makes you popular for so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.70,0:09:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.97,0:09:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a shelf life to that thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.77,0:09:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As always, the reporters here had at a lot cover over the last year
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.94,0:09:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here on the East Coast. One big story was the brutal winter.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.53,0:09:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The polar vortex caused so many record lows, they
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.64,0:09:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,renamed it MSNBC.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.20,0:09:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, of course, of course, let's face it, \Nthere is one issue on every reporter's mind,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.66,0:09:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's 2016.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.91,0:10:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Already, we've seen some missteps. \NTurns out Jeb Bush's identified himself as
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.58,0:10:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hispanic back in 2009.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.51,0:10:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which, you know –
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.64,0:10:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look – I understand. \NIt's an innocent mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.80,0:10:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reminds me of when I identified myself\Nas American, back in 1961.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.34,0:10:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted Cruz said that denying the existence \Nof climate change made him like Galileo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.01,0:10:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's really an apt comparison.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.09,0:10:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Galileo believed the Earth revolves around the Sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.52,0:10:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted Cruz believes the Earth revolves around Ted Cruz.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.53,0:10:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, I – and this is an aside. \NI want to point out that when a guy
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.16,0:10:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has his face on a hope poster \Ncalls you self-centered,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.15,0:11:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know you've got a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.86,0:11:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The narcissism index \Nis creeping up a little too high.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.11,0:11:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile Rick Santorum announced \Nthat he would not attend
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.81,0:11:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex wedding \Nof a friend or a loved one –
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.81,0:11:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to which gays and lesbians across the country responded,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.91,0:11:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's not gonna be a problem." \NDon't sweat that one."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.13,0:11:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Donald Trump is here –
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.34,0:11:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.30,0:11:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.23,0:11:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's amazing how time flies. \NSoon the first presidential contest will take place.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.42,0:11:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, I, for one, cannot wait to see \Nwho the Koch brothers pick.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.72,0:11:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt's exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.87,0:12:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz,\NJeb Bush, Scott Walker.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.03,0:12:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who will finally get that red rose?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.37,0:12:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The winner gets a billion dollar war chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.20,0:12:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The runner-up gets to be The Bachelor on the next season of The Bachelor.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.39,0:12:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.98,0:12:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A billion dollars! From just two guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.86,0:12:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it just me, or does that feel a little
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.19,0:12:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excessive? That's almost insulting to the candidates.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.92,0:12:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Koch brothers think they need to spend a billion dollars to get
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.81,0:12:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,folks to like one of these people.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.01,0:12:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gotta hurt their feelings a little bit. And look, I know I raised a lot of money too. But
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.00,0:12:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in all fairness, my middle name is Hussein? What's their excuse?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.40,0:13:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trail hasn't been easy for my fellow democrats either. As we all know, Hillary's
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.05,0:13:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,private emails got her in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.63,0:13:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankly, I thought is was going to be her private Instagram account that was gonna cause her bigger problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.05,0:13:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary kicked things off by going completely unrecognized
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.36,0:13:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a Chipotle. Not to be outdone,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.00,0:13:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin O'Malley kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.22,0:13:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martin O'Malley campaign event.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.71,0:13:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Bernie Sanders might run.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.09,0:13:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like Bernie. Bernie's an interesting guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.80,0:14:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.58,0:14:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could get a third Obama term after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.05,0:14:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It could happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.89,0:14:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, as always, I want to close on a more serious note.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.10,0:14:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I often joke about tensions between
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.38,0:14:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me and the press. But honestly, what
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.57,0:14:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they say doesn't bother me. I understand we've got an adversarial system.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.82,0:14:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a mellow sort of guy. And that's why I invited
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.48,0:14:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luther, my anger translator to join me here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.71,0:14:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Hold on to your lily-white butts.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.46,0:15:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In our fast-changing world, traditions like the White House Correspondents'
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.90,0:15:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.30,0:15:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are important. \NLUTHER: I mean really! What is this dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.71,0:15:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why am I required to come to it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.100,0:15:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeb Bush, do you really want to do this? \NBecause in spite of our differences,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.35,0:15:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we count on the press to shed light on \Nthe most important issues of the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.27,0:15:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we can count on Fox News to terrify \Nold white people with some nonsense,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.94,0:15:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sharia law is coming to Cleveland! \NRun for the damned hills!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.01,0:15:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all's ridiculous. We won't always see eye to eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.86,0:15:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and CNN, thank you so much for the wall-to-wall
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.86,0:15:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ebola coverage. For two whole weeks, we were one step away from
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.75,0:15:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Walking Dead! And then y'all got
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.08,0:15:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up and just moved on to the next day. That was awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.40,0:16:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and by the way, just, have you noticed? \NYou don't have ebola.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.44,0:16:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still deeply appreciate the work that you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.78,0:16:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Y'all remember when they had that big ole hole \Nin the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico? And then
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.07,0:16:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I plugged that? Remember that? Which
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.17,0:16:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obama's Katrina was that one? Was it 19,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.91,0:16:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or what, what, was it 20? \NBecause, I, I can't remember. \NOBAMA: Protecting our democracy
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.29,0:16:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is more important than ever. \NFor example, the Supreme Court ruled that the donor who
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.72,0:16:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gave Ted Cruz
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.86,0:16:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,6 million dollars was just exercising free speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.91,0:16:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Yeah, it's the kind of speech like this: \N"I just wasted 6 million dollars."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.45,0:16:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not just Republicans.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.95,0:16:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary will have to raise huge sums of some money, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.95,0:16:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Oh yeah!. She goin' get that
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.46,0:16:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,money. She goin' get all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.78,0:16:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the money!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.65,0:17:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.20,0:17:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch out. Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.78,0:17:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The non-stop focus on billionaire donors creates real problems
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.38,0:17:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for our democracy. \NLUTHER: And that's why we're running for a third term. No, we're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.36,0:17:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: We're not? Who the Hell said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.05,0:17:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we do need to stay focused on some big challenges –
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.74,0:17:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like climate change. \NLUTHER: Hey, listen, y'all. If you haven't noticed, California is bone dry! It looked like a
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.29,0:17:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trailer for the new Mad Max movie up in there. \NY'all think that Bradley Cooper can't hear because he wants to talk to Chuck Todd?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.25,0:17:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He needed a glass of water! Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.75,0:17:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.84,0:17:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,science is clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.38,0:17:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The science of clear. Nine of the ten hottest years
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.60,0:18:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever came in last decade. \NLUTHER: Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know how to count to ten.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.17,0:18:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rising seas, more violent storms – \NLUTHER: You got mosquitoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.57,0:18:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweaty people on the train stinking it up,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.68,0:18:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just nasty. I mean,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.46,0:18:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at what's happening right now. \NEvery serious scientist says we need to act.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.48,0:18:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Yeah. \NThe Pentagon says it's a national security risk.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.21,0:18:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miami floods on a sunny day, and instead of \Ndoing anything about it, we've got elected officials throwing
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.12,0:18:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,snowballs in the Senate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.52,0:18:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUTHER: Okay, okay, I think I got it, bro. OBAMA: It is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.78,0:18:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about our kids? \NWhat kind of stupid, short-sighted
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.48,0:18:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,irresponsible – the
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.80,0:18:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? With all due respect, sir? \NYou don't need an anger translator.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.63,0:19:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need counseling. So, I'm I'm I'm out of here, man, I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.63,0:19:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not trying to get in all this. OBAMA: Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.32,0:19:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luther, my anger translator, ladies and gentlemen. \NNow that I got that off my chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.42,0:19:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, investigative journalism,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.99,0:19:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,explanatory journalism,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.56,0:19:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,journalism that exposes corruption, injustice,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.79,0:19:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that gives voice to the different and the marginalized,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.90,0:19:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the voiceless, that's power.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.91,0:20:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a privilege. It's as important to America's
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.14,0:20:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trajectory, to our values, our ideals, than anything
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.00,0:20:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we could do in elected office. \NWe remember journalists we lost
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.34,0:20:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over the past year, journalists like Stephen Sundlof,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.01,0:20:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Foley, murdered for nothing \Nmore than trying to shine a light
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.33,0:20:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into some of the world's darkest corners.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.84,0:20:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We remember the journalists unjustly imprisoned \Naround the world, including
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.33,0:20:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our own Jason ??.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.64,0:20:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For nine months,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.86,0:20:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason has been imprisoned in Tehran \Nfor nothing more than writing about the
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.64,0:20:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hopes
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.24,0:20:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the fears of the Iranian people, carrying their stories
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.47,0:20:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the readers of the Washington Post, in an effort to bridge our common humanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.27,0:20:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As was already mentioned, Jason's brother Ali is here tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.53,0:21:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have told him personally \Nwe will not rest until we bring him home
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.89,0:21:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to his family safe and sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.16,0:21:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These journalists
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.16,0:21:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so many others view their work \Nas more than just a profession, but as a
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.31,0:21:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,public good,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.17,0:21:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an indispensable pillar of our society. \NSo I want to give a toast
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.73,0:21:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.08,0:21:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I raise a glass
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.44,0:21:38.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to them and all of you in the words of \Nthe American foreign correspondent Dorothy
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.62,0:21:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thomspon.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.16,0:21:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is not the fact of liberty, but the way in which liberty
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.03,0:21:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is exercised that ultimately determines whether
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.36,0:21:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,liberty itself survives. \NThank you for your devotion.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.90,0:21:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For exercising our liberty, \Nand for telling our American story.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.55,0:21:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless you. \NGod bless the United States of America.