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so...my first time on stage when I was a male stripper

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at one point in my life

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I did...I did a dance called

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it was just like a boy scout dance

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where I sing Camp Granada...Camp Granada

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with a tent behind me

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and I'm in a boyscout outfit

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and ehmm

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Who is in the audience is my sister

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with 6 of her friends

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could not have been worse of a nightmare

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it was literally one of those nightmares where

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you are in class and you are naked

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like it was kind of exactly like that

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I think my sister ended up

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leaving cause she couldn't watch

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and then all her friends are like waving dollars

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and I knew I was never going to hear the end of it

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I am Channing Tatum

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and that's my best story ever