[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.58,0:00:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so...my first time on stage when I was a male stripper Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.99,0:00:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at one point in my life Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.21,0:00:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did...I did a dance called Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.04,0:00:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was just like a boy scout dance Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.33,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I sing Camp Granada...Camp Granada Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a tent behind me Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.15,0:00:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm in a boyscout outfit Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.51,0:00:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ehmm Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.19,0:00:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is in the audience is my sister Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.08,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with 6 of her friends Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could not have been worse of a nightmare Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was literally one of those nightmares where Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.43,0:00:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are in class and you are naked Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.63,0:00:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like it was kind of exactly like that Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.56,0:00:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think my sister ended up Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.43,0:00:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaving cause she couldn't watch Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.10,0:00:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then all her friends are like waving dollars Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.67,0:00:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I knew I was never going to hear the end of it Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.75,0:00:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Channing Tatum Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.22,0:00:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's my best story ever