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(禮堂裡群眾的咕噥聲)

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好吧，哦，天啊

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天啊天啊天啊天啊天啊天啊

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[台上的主持人]話不囉嗦

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特洛伊．蒂蒙斯先生

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[內心OS]好了，特洛伊，沒什麼好害怕的

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沒什麼好害怕的

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加油，你可以做到的

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只要照著卡上唸就好

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想像一下大家都裸體

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對，大家都是裸體的

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想像一下大家都是蟲子

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他們都是蟲子

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想像一下他們都是光溜溜的蟲子

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我有炸彈!

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(觀眾倒抽一口氣)

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(驚叫聲不斷)

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而這顆炸彈就是透過社群媒體做廣告的真相

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[觀眾]喔耶!

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(活潑的音樂)