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Neo, listen buddy

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I think there's a few things 
that you need to know

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about the real world

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(making whooshing sounds)

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(making bullet gliding sounds)

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HAH! Missed me!

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(stammering) M-mom said that I can't 
do with guns

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Mom says that

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(stammering )

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that the matrix is, is the

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real world and that (stammering )

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Momma said that, momma said that you were

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the one Neo.

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So, so you have to come( stammering )

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come follow me down the rabbit hole

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Follow the white rabbit Neo

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Look I can bend a spoon

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You are the one, Neo

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You're the one Neo, you better watch out
Neo because you're the one

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baby, yeah

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yeah baby (karate chop noise)

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-Bam, just take it away whenever

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you're ready buddy.
-yeah

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the answer is out there, Neo

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and it's looking for you

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you'll find it if you want to

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So you're telling me that I can

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dodge bullets?

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(whispers) What?

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This is just like

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don't make no sense to me.
(cameraman): well okay, alright well...

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So what is the matrix exactly?
cause I don't know.

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cause I don't know

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In a land like this

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in the middle of the matrix

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it's hard to find your way around

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cause it's dark and it's gooey

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it's grimey

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what you have to do is just sort of act

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like you know where you're going

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and hopefully we'll get it to the end

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and survive.

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Neo, this is your last chance at this

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there ain't no turning back.

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Take the blue pill

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story ends, you wake up in your bed

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and you believe whatever
you want to believe.

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(cameraman) I'm having trouble

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reading your lips

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My jaws just.. I was born with a big jaw

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You got a problem with it? J. lo likes it

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What the hell is a morpheous?

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Sounds like a pussy video game.

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what do you mean I'm the one?

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I'm 81 years old.

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Take whatever pill you care

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I don't care

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just take whatever pill you want to take

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(cameraman) just do the
line on the script

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Take the red pill

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send ya further down the rabbit hole

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Take the blue pill,

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uh...

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ya go into matrix.

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(cameraman) Collin, you've done great .

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Thank you for your time today.

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Just let me take...

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Tryin to free your mind Neo.

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But I can only show you the door.

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Tryin to free your mind, Neo

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but I can only show you the door

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(slurred) Trinity, listen

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I can see it now,

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I can see that I'm the one.

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Is this like a messed-up version of Alice
in Wonderland or something?

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(heavy breathing)

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Mr. Anderson, we've been looking for you

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for a long time Mr. Anderson.

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We're not in the real world.

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Naw, I don't read the scripts.

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You take the red pill

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you stay in Wonderland,

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what does that mean?

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I'm just covered in this goo.

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Ah, it's just disgusting!

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I believe I will uh, 
take the, uh , blue pill mhm

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uh, and uh, mm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, ah, yes yes

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The Matrix, it's like the dream world.

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(heavy breathing) (swallowing)

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The matrix, is a dream,
it's like a dream world

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you have to believe, Neo.

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You can do it Neo!

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Neo, trust me

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you're the one

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you have to listen to me

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(paper shuffling)
the matrix...

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Neo, I know I'm giving you a chance

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you can take the blue pill

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and you can take the red pill

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but really, you should really
take the red pill

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please consider it.

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We don't have taste buds

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but it doesn't matter

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cause we're saving the
world from the secret agents.

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Who says- Blonde? I'm not even blonde,.

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How did you get blonde?

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(cameraman) wait, it's okay I mean...

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it's alright, gosh.

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Can't dodge bullets!

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(cameraman) I'm saying that
when you're ready

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you won't have to

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What?

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Are you serious?

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(cameraman) What?

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Let it free, set it free!

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Let it go free

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I could show you things Neo

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I can show you things you've never
seen ever in your life.

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It's up to you, ya know?

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uh, you can go with this

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or you can go with that

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you can go with this

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or you can go with that