Neo, listen buddy

I think there's a few things 
that you need to know

about the real world

(making whooshing sounds)

(making bullet gliding sounds)

HAH! Missed me!

(stammering) M-mom said that I can't 
do with guns

Mom says that

(stammering )

that the matrix is, is the

real world and that (stammering )

Momma said that, momma said that you were

the one Neo.

So, so you have to come( stammering )

come follow me down the rabbit hole

Follow the white rabbit Neo

Look I can bend a spoon

You are the one, Neo

You're the one Neo, you better watch out
Neo because you're the one

baby, yeah

yeah baby (karate chop noise)

-Bam, just take it away whenever

you're ready buddy.
-yeah

the answer is out there, Neo

and it's looking for you

you'll find it if you want to

So you're telling me that I can

dodge bullets?

(whispers) What?

This is just like

don't make no sense to me.
(cameraman): well okay, alright well...

So what is the matrix exactly?
cause I don't know.

cause I don't know

In a land like this

in the middle of the matrix

it's hard to find your way around

cause it's dark and it's gooey

it's grimey

what you have to do is just sort of act

like you know where you're going

and hopefully we'll get it to the end

and survive.

Neo, this is your last chance at this

there ain't no turning back.

Take the blue pill

story ends, you wake up in your bed

and you believe whatever
you want to believe.

(cameraman) I'm having trouble

reading your lips

My jaws just.. I was born with a big jaw

You got a problem with it? J. lo likes it

What the hell is a morpheous?

Sounds like a pussy video game.

what do you mean I'm the one?

I'm 81 years old.

Take whatever pill you care

I don't care

just take whatever pill you want to take

(cameraman) just do the
line on the script

Take the red pill

send ya further down the rabbit hole

Take the blue pill,

uh...

ya go into matrix.

(cameraman) Collin, you've done great .

Thank you for your time today.

Just let me take...

Tryin to free your mind Neo.

But I can only show you the door.

Tryin to free your mind, Neo

but I can only show you the door

(slurred) Trinity, listen

I can see it now,

I can see that I'm the one.

Is this like a messed-up version of Alice
in Wonderland or something?

(heavy breathing)

Mr. Anderson, we've been looking for you

for a long time Mr. Anderson.

We're not in the real world.

Naw, I don't read the scripts.

You take the red pill

you stay in Wonderland,

what does that mean?

I'm just covered in this goo.

Ah, it's just disgusting!

I believe I will uh, 
take the, uh , blue pill mhm

uh, and uh, mm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, ah, yes yes

The Matrix, it's like the dream world.

(heavy breathing) (swallowing)

The matrix, is a dream,
it's like a dream world

you have to believe, Neo.

You can do it Neo!

Neo, trust me

you're the one

you have to listen to me

(paper shuffling)
the matrix...

Neo, I know I'm giving you a chance

you can take the blue pill

and you can take the red pill

but really, you should really
take the red pill

please consider it.

We don't have taste buds

but it doesn't matter

cause we're saving the
world from the secret agents.

Who says- Blonde? I'm not even blonde,.

How did you get blonde?

(cameraman) wait, it's okay I mean...

it's alright, gosh.

Can't dodge bullets!

(cameraman) I'm saying that
when you're ready

you won't have to

What?

Are you serious?

(cameraman) What?

Let it free, set it free!

Let it go free

I could show you things Neo

I can show you things you've never
seen ever in your life.

It's up to you, ya know?

uh, you can go with this

or you can go with that

you can go with this

or you can go with that