Neo, listen buddy
I think there's a few things that you need to know
about the real world
(making whooshing sounds)
(making bullet gliding sounds)
HAH! Missed me!
(stammering) M-mom said that I can't do with guns
Mom says that
(stammering )
that the matrix is, is the
real world and that (stammering )
Momma said that, momma said that you were
the one Neo.
So, so you have to come( stammering )
come follow me down the rabbit hole
Follow the white rabbit Neo
Look I can bend a spoon
You are the one, Neo
You're the one Neo, you better watch out Neo because you're the one
baby, yeah
yeah baby (karate chop noise)
-Bam, just take it away whenever
you're ready buddy. -yeah
the answer is out there, Neo
and it's looking for you
you'll find it if you want to
So you're telling me that I can
dodge bullets?
(whispers) What?
This is just like
don't make no sense to me. (cameraman): well okay, alright well...
So what is the matrix exactly? cause I don't know.
cause I don't know
In a land like this
in the middle of the matrix
it's hard to find your way around
cause it's dark and it's gooey
it's grimey
what you have to do is just sort of act
like you know where you're going
and hopefully we'll get it to the end
and survive.
Neo, this is your last chance at this
there ain't no turning back.
Take the blue pill
story ends, you wake up in your bed
and you believe whatever you want to believe.
(cameraman) I'm having trouble
reading your lips
My jaws just.. I was born with a big jaw
You got a problem with it? J. lo likes it
What the hell is a morpheous?
Sounds like a pussy video game.
what do you mean I'm the one?
I'm 81 years old.
Take whatever pill you care
I don't care
just take whatever pill you want to take
(cameraman) just do the line on the script
Take the red pill
send ya further down the rabbit hole
Take the blue pill,
uh...
ya go into matrix.
(cameraman) Collin, you've done great .
Thank you for your time today.
Just let me take...
Tryin to free your mind Neo.
But I can only show you the door.
Tryin to free your mind, Neo
but I can only show you the door
(slurred) Trinity, listen
I can see it now,
I can see that I'm the one.
Is this like a messed-up version of Alice in Wonderland or something?
(heavy breathing)
Mr. Anderson, we've been looking for you
for a long time Mr. Anderson.
We're not in the real world.
Naw, I don't read the scripts.
You take the red pill
you stay in Wonderland,
what does that mean?
I'm just covered in this goo.
Ah, it's just disgusting!
I believe I will uh, take the, uh , blue pill mhm
uh, and uh, mm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, yes yes
The Matrix, it's like the dream world.
(heavy breathing) (swallowing)
The matrix, is a dream, it's like a dream world
you have to believe, Neo.
You can do it Neo!
Neo, trust me
you're the one
you have to listen to me
(paper shuffling) the matrix...
Neo, I know I'm giving you a chance
you can take the blue pill
and you can take the red pill
but really, you should really take the red pill
please consider it.
We don't have taste buds
but it doesn't matter
cause we're saving the world from the secret agents.
Who says- Blonde? I'm not even blonde,.
How did you get blonde?
(cameraman) wait, it's okay I mean...
it's alright, gosh.
Can't dodge bullets!
(cameraman) I'm saying that when you're ready
you won't have to
What?
Are you serious?
(cameraman) What?
Let it free, set it free!
Let it go free
I could show you things Neo
I can show you things you've never seen ever in your life.
It's up to you, ya know?
uh, you can go with this
or you can go with that
you can go with this
or you can go with that