Now, listen buddy

I think there's a few things you need to know

about the real world

(making whooshing sounds)

(making bullet gliding sounds)

HAH! Missed me!

(stammering) M-mom said that I can't do with guns

Mom says that

(stammering )

that the matrix is, is the real world

and that (stammering )

Momma said that, momma said that you were

the one Neo.

So, so you have to come( stammering )

come follow me down the rabbit hole

Follow the white rabbit Neo

Look I can bend a spoon

You are the one , Neo

You're the one Neo, you're the one

baby, yeah

yeah baby (karate chop noise)

-Bam, just take it away whenever you're ready buddy.

yeah

the answer is out there, Neo

and it's looking for you

you'll find it if you want it to

So you're telling me that I can

dodge bullets?

What?

This is just dumb, like makes

no sense to me.

So what is the matrix exactly?

I don' know.

In a land like this

in the middle of the matrix

it's hard to

find your way around

cause it's dark and it's gooey and it's

it's grimey

what you have to do is sort

of act like you know where you're going

and hopefully we'll get to the edge

and survive.

Neo, this is your last chance at this

there ain't no turning back.

Take the blue pill

story ends, wake up in your bed

believe whatever you want to believe.

(camera man)I'm having trouble

reading your lips

My jaws just.. I was born with a big jaw

J. lo likes it

What' the hell is a morpheous?

Sounds like a pussy video game.

what do you mean I'm the one?

'm 81 years old.

Take whatever pill you ca,..

I don't care

just take whatever pill you want to take

(camera man) just do the line on the script

Take the red pill

send ya further down the rabbit hole

Take the blue pill,

uh, ya go into matrix.

(camera man) Collin, you've done great .

Thank you for your time today.

Just let me take...

Tryin to free your mind Neo.

But I can only show you the door.

Transi, listen. I can see you now.

I can see that I'm the one.

Is this like,

a messed up version of Alice in Wonderland or something?

(heavy breathing)

Mr. Anderson, we've been looking for you

for a long time Mr. Anderson.

We're not in the real world.

Naw, I don't read the scripts.

You take the red pill

you stay in Wonderland,

what does that mean?

I'm just covered in this goo.

Ah, it's just disgusting!

I believe I will uh, take the blue pill

and uh, oh, oh uh, yes.

The Matrix, it's like a dream world.

(heavy breathing)

It's a dream, it's like a dream world

you have to believe, Neo.

You can do it Neo!

Neo, trust me

you're the one

you have to listen to me

(paper shuffling)

the matrix...

Neo, I know I'm giving you a chance

you can take the red pill

or you can take the blue pill

but really, really, you should take

the red pill

please consider it.

We don't have taste buds

but it doesn't matter

cause we're saving the world from

these secret agents.

Blonde? I'm not even blonde,.

How did you get blonde?

(cameraman) wait, it's okay

I mean, it's alright, gosh.

Can't dodge bullets!

(cameraman) I'm saying that when you're

ready you'll be able to

What?

Are you serious

Let it free, set it free!

Let it go free

I could show you things Neo

I can show you the best things ever.

It's up to you, ya know?

uh, you can go with this

you can go with that

or you can go with this