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-SpongeBob SquarePants at your service. For
I am an honorary crossing guard.

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-But I don't...

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-Yep, you're safe with me. D'oh! Ptew! Buh-boh!

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-You made me miss my bus.

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-We'll see about that.

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-Yee-haw!

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-(panting) Oh! Blowout!

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-Whoo! Whoo! Thank you, SpongeBob!

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-Oh, you're... welcome.

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-Morning.

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-(crying)

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-Bleh-bleh-bleh. Dokey-dahdah-doodoo. Doi,
doi, doi. Whoa!

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-(laughing)

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-Yes!

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-(humming) (gasps) I almost forgot. It's Surprise
Sandy Day! The only question is how to surprise

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her.

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-Hello? What in tarnation? To Sandy, the smartest
prettiest squirrel in Bikini Bottom. Signed:

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a friend.

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-Hee-hee-hee-hee.

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-(chuckles) I wonder who it could be from.

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-Time to count me money. My money! Squidward!

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-Ahh! I don't have your money!

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-I know who took your money.

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-Tell me and I'll let you watch as I tear
him into a thousand little pieces, mesh 'em

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back together, and tear him into a thousand
little pieces all over again!

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-(sobbing) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don't
tear me into a thousand little pieces and

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mesh me back together and tear me to pieces
again!

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-Why, SpongeBob?

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-To clean and polish it.

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-Well, I'll be a seamonkey's uncle.

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-Here's another batch, SpongeBob.

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-I'm on it, Mr. K.

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-Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.

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-(whistles) Ah, pie fried on the grill. Just
as nature intended.

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-Ahh!

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-Mm-mm!

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-Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one
we spent all morning cooking just for you.

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-I'm sure it'll turn up. (belches)

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-Hey, Patrick, we found your shorts!

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-Hooray!