-SpongeBob SquarePants at your service. For
I am an honorary crossing guard.

-But I don't...

-Yep, you're safe with me. D'oh! Ptew! Buh-boh!

-You made me miss my bus.

-We'll see about that.

-Yee-haw!

-(panting) Oh! Blowout!

-Whoo! Whoo! Thank you, SpongeBob!

-Oh, you're... welcome.

-Morning.

-(crying)

-Bleh-bleh-bleh. Dokey-dahdah-doodoo. Doi,
doi, doi. Whoa!

-(laughing)

-Yes!

-(humming) (gasps) I almost forgot. It's Surprise
Sandy Day! The only question is how to surprise

her.

-Hello? What in tarnation? To Sandy, the smartest
prettiest squirrel in Bikini Bottom. Signed:

a friend.

-Hee-hee-hee-hee.

-(chuckles) I wonder who it could be from.

-Time to count me money. My money! Squidward!

-Ahh! I don't have your money!

-I know who took your money.

-Tell me and I'll let you watch as I tear
him into a thousand little pieces, mesh 'em

back together, and tear him into a thousand
little pieces all over again!

-(sobbing) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don't
tear me into a thousand little pieces and

mesh me back together and tear me to pieces
again!

-Why, SpongeBob?

-To clean and polish it.

-Well, I'll be a seamonkey's uncle.

-Here's another batch, SpongeBob.

-I'm on it, Mr. K.

-Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.

-(whistles) Ah, pie fried on the grill. Just
as nature intended.

-Ahh!

-Mm-mm!

-Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one
we spent all morning cooking just for you.

-I'm sure it'll turn up. (belches)

-Hey, Patrick, we found your shorts!

-Hooray!