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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.01,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-SpongeBob SquarePants at your service. For\NI am an honorary crossing guard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.00,0:00:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.52,0:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yep, you're safe with me. D'oh! Ptew! Buh-boh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You made me miss my bus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.01,0:00:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We'll see about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yee-haw!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.06,0:00:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(panting) Oh! Blowout!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.10,0:00:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoo! Whoo! Thank you, SpongeBob!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.86,0:00:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, you're... welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.02,0:00:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.99,0:00:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(crying)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.77,0:01:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bleh-bleh-bleh. Dokey-dahdah-doodoo. Doi,\Ndoi, doi. Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.05,0:01:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.24,0:01:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.02,0:01:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(humming) (gasps) I almost forgot. It's Surprise\NSandy Day! The only question is how to surprise
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.02,0:01:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hello? What in tarnation? To Sandy, the smartest\Nprettiest squirrel in Bikini Bottom. Signed:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.02,0:01:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.01,0:01:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hee-hee-hee-hee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.03,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chuckles) I wonder who it could be from.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Time to count me money. My money! Squidward!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.08,0:01:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahh! I don't have your money!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.06,0:01:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know who took your money.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.05,0:01:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tell me and I'll let you watch as I tear\Nhim into a thousand little pieces, mesh 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.02,0:01:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back together, and tear him into a thousand\Nlittle pieces all over again!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.02,0:02:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(sobbing) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don't\Ntear me into a thousand little pieces and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.02,0:02:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mesh me back together and tear me to pieces\Nagain!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.01,0:02:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why, SpongeBob?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.08,0:02:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-To clean and polish it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.41,0:02:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I'll be a seamonkey's uncle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.08,0:02:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Here's another batch, SpongeBob.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.01,0:02:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm on it, Mr. K.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.08,0:02:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.13,0:02:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(whistles) Ah, pie fried on the grill. Just\Nas nature intended.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.30,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mm-mm!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.08,0:02:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one\Nwe spent all morning cooking just for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.64,0:02:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm sure it'll turn up. (belches)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.08,0:02:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, Patrick, we found your shorts!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hooray!