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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.35,0:00:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(man) Hey guys, tell me\Nwhat the frick WTF means.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.78,0:00:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) Shut up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.09,0:00:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was this just uploaded?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.78,0:00:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.76,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, come on, type\N"thumbs up if you're the 306th viewer."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.52,0:00:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, because people thumbs it up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.10,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we can brag to our friends\Nwhen it gets top-rated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but what's the point?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.100,0:00:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I wouldn't go out in public
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.30,0:00:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ask for people to give me thumbs ups.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.94,0:00:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but this is the Internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.81,0:00:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you imagine how stupid it would be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.92,0:00:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if the Internet was\Nactually like real life?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.87,0:00:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If The Internet\NWas Real
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.99,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YouTube
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.38,0:00:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fake!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.50,0:00:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, hairless bears\Nkind of look like giant dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.26,0:00:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fake!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twitter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.34,0:00:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just took a s--t!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.76,0:01:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yelp®\NReal People. Real Reviews.®
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.94,0:01:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you think of my spaghetti?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The noodles are too hard,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.48,0:01:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the mashed potatoes are too sweet,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.56,0:01:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it smells like a horse's ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.73,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ambiance in here sucks,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a pube in my food,\Nand my nipples are hard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.99,0:01:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,myspace®\Na place for friends
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.74,0:01:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wind whistling softly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.18,0:01:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is anyone still here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.72,0:01:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Google\Nimages
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Google Images,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.41,0:01:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to see a picture of a toaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.34,0:01:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly. Here's\Na naked girl with a toaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.05,0:01:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (sexy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.69,0:01:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no! Just a plain toaster
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.77,0:01:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nothing but a toaster!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.01,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you mean a plain girl\Nwith a toaster up her butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.73,0:01:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (sexy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.70,0:01:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AOL®
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.47,0:02:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dial-up modem screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.89,0:02:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,StumbleUpon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.64,0:02:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.27,0:02:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony, stop changing\Nmy interest to gay porn!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.76,0:02:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SMOSH.COM
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.62,0:02:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SMOSH.COM\NINSIDE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.24,0:02:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.48,0:02:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (angelic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.78,0:02:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the best site ever!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.97,0:02:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just s--t my pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.24,0:02:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 GIRLS 1 CUP
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.86,0:02:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (tender music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.65,0:02:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AIM™
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.49,0:02:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm just not gonna\Ngo to prom this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.36,0:02:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.54,0:02:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing. So, anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.41,0:02:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.99,0:02:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.82,0:02:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hola!\N- ASL!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.06,0:02:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a 15-year-old girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.16,0:02:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna cyber?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.94,0:02:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that would suck if it was real.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.46,0:03:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is real, you stupid emos!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.16,0:03:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.42,0:03:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fake! Fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.83,0:03:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.05,0:03:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys suck! Go kill yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.02,0:03:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.19,0:03:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, what are you two fairies gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.86,0:03:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gonna molest me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.49,0:03:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(yells)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.60,0:03:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This effect looks so fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.81,0:03:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys suck at video editing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.06,0:03:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(splat!)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.48,0:03:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DON'T BE A DOUCHE\NON THE INTERNET
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.75,0:03:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) To see bloopers{\i0}\N{\i1}and a scene from Facebook...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.49,0:03:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am now in a relationship!\N- Like!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.83,0:03:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And Wikipedia...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.64,0:03:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, Wikipedia?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.76,0:03:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, no, Darth Vader is\Nin fact in {\i1}Star Trek{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.27,0:03:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Click the link in the description below!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.72,0:03:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tacos?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.76,0:03:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Thanks for subscribing!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.04,0:03:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(predator) Wanna cyber?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.84,0:03:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) Uhh... yes?{\i0}