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(man) Hey guys, tell me
what the frick WTF means.
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(Ian) Shut up!
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Was this just uploaded?
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Yeah.
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Dude, come on, type
"thumbs up if you're the 306th viewer."
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Why?
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Uh, because people thumbs it up
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and we can brag to our friends
when it gets top-rated.
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Okay, but what's the point?
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I mean, I wouldn't go out in public
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and ask for people to give me thumbs ups.
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Yeah, but this is the Internet.
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Can you imagine how stupid it would be
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if the Internet was
actually like real life?
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If The Internet
Was Real
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YouTube
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Fake!
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Fake!!
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You know, hairless bears
kind of look like giant dogs.
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Fake!!!
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Twitter
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I just took a s--t!
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yelp®
Real People. Real Reviews.®
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So what do you think of my spaghetti?
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The noodles are too hard,
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the mashed potatoes are too sweet,
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it smells like a horse's ass,
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the ambiance in here sucks,
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there's a pube in my food,
and my nipples are hard!
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Three stars.
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myspace®
a place for friends
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(wind whistling softly)
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Is anyone still here?
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Google
images
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Hey, Google Images,
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I'd like to see a picture of a toaster.
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Certainly. Here's
a naked girl with a toaster.
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♪ (sexy music) ♪
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No, no! Just a plain toaster
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and nothing but a toaster!
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Did you mean a plain girl
with a toaster up her butt?
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♪ (sexy music) ♪
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AOL®
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(dial-up modem screeching)
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StumbleUpon
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Oh, God.
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Anthony, stop changing
my interest to gay porn!
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SMOSH.COM
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SMOSH.COM
INSIDE
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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♪ (angelic music) ♪
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This is the best site ever!!
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I just s--t my pants!
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2 GIRLS 1 CUP
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♪ (tender music) ♪
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AIM™
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Yeah, I'm just not gonna
go to prom this year.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. So, anyway...
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What are you doing now?
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What's up?
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- Hola!
- ASL!
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I'm a 15-year-old girl.
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Wanna cyber?
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Okay, that would suck if it was real.
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It is real, you stupid emos!
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What?
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Fake! Fake!
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What the hell are you talking about?!
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You guys suck! Go kill yourselves!
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That's it.
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Oh no, what are you two fairies gonna do?
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You gonna molest me?
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(yells)
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This effect looks so fake!
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You guys suck at video editing!
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(splat!)
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DON'T BE A DOUCHE
ON THE INTERNET
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(Ian) To see bloopers
and a scene from Facebook...
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- I am now in a relationship!
- Like!
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And Wikipedia...
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Right, Wikipedia?
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Uh, no, Darth Vader is
in fact in Star Trek.
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Click the link in the description below!
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Tacos?
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Thanks for subscribing!
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(predator) Wanna cyber?
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(Ian) Uhh... yes?