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<i>(man) Hey guys, tell me[br]what the frick WTF means.</i>

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<i>(Ian) Shut up!</i>

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Was this just uploaded?

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Yeah.

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Dude, come on, type[br]"thumbs up if you're the 306th viewer."

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Why?

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Uh, because people thumbs it up

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and we can brag to our friends[br]when it gets top-rated.

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Okay, but what's the point?

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I mean, I wouldn't go out in public

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and ask for people to give me thumbs ups.

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Yeah, but this is the Internet.

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Can you imagine how stupid it would be

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if the Internet was[br]actually like real life?

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If The Internet[br]Was Real

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YouTube

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Fake!

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Fake!!

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You know, hairless bears[br]kind of look like giant dogs.

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Fake!!!

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Twitter

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I just took a s--t!

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yelp®[br]Real People. Real Reviews.®

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So what do you think of my spaghetti?

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The noodles are too hard,

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the mashed potatoes are too sweet,

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it smells like a horse's ass,

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the ambiance in here sucks,

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there's a pube in my food,[br]and my nipples are hard!

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Three stars.

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myspace®[br]a place for friends

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(wind whistling softly)

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Is anyone still here?

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Google[br]images

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Hey, Google Images,

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I'd like to see a picture of a toaster.

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Certainly. Here's[br]a naked girl with a toaster.

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♪ (sexy music) ♪

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No, no! Just a plain toaster

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and nothing but a toaster!

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Did you mean a plain girl[br]with a toaster up her butt?

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♪ (sexy music) ♪

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AOL®

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(dial-up modem screeching)

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StumbleUpon

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Oh, God.

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Anthony, stop changing[br]my interest to gay porn!

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SMOSH.COM

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SMOSH.COM[br]INSIDE

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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

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♪ (angelic music) ♪

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This is the best site ever!!

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I just s--t my pants!

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2 GIRLS 1 CUP

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♪ (tender music) ♪

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AIM™

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Yeah, I'm just not gonna[br]go to prom this year.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. So, anyway...

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What are you doing now?

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What's up?

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- Hola![br]- ASL!

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I'm a 15-year-old girl.

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Wanna cyber?

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Okay, that would suck if it was real.

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It is real, you stupid emos!

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What?

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Fake! Fake!

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What the hell are you talking about?!

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You guys suck! Go kill yourselves!

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That's it.

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Oh no, what are you two fairies gonna do?

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You gonna molest me?

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(yells)

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This effect looks so fake!

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You guys suck at video editing!

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(splat!)

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DON'T BE A DOUCHE[br]ON THE INTERNET

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<i>(Ian) To see bloopers</i>[br]<i>and a scene from Facebook...</i>

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- I am now in a relationship![br]- Like!

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<i>And Wikipedia...</i>

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Right, Wikipedia?

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Uh, no, Darth Vader is[br]in fact in <i>Star Trek</i>.

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<i>Click the link in the description below!</i>

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Tacos?

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<i>Thanks for subscribing!</i>

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<i>(predator) Wanna cyber?</i>

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<i>(Ian) Uhh... yes?</i>