-So what are you kids thankful for?

-Well I'm thankful for pepper.

-That's stupid. That's like saying "I like salt" or something like that.

-Not a bang you lo-lo head.

For your information, "lo-lo head" means stupid.

-You're stupid, okay?!

-Pass me that over there.

-Yeah so Pepper's coming again to play in Hawaii.

A-too!

You know, I wanna go to all the concerts

but we only get one ticket so (clicks tongue)

I'm gonna go see the 10th in uh.. Oahu!

And then they're playing the 17th in Maui.

And then the 18th on the big island!

So it's gonna be so sick!

But yeah we only get one ticket so I don't know

(sighs) I just gotta scrap my sister I think.

-My brother is a puss.

-Brada sistah scrap!

Okay in this corner we have my son

who never cleans up his room

And in this corner..

weighing in at uh.. 250 pounds

-Uh I am not that fat

-(blows whistle)

-Your dad's so dumb that he-

-We have the same dad stupid.

-I don't care.

-Your dad is so dumb that he thought an iPhone was a phone for your eye.

-Ehh..

-You think that you're dissing me by dissing dad so you're dumb.

-You're so ugly your boyfriend came over last night and he thought I was you.

And then he took me out.

And then I had him buy me some-

-Oh my gosh!

-And it was pretty nice.

-You are a puss.

-You better watch out.

-Sorry but you are.

-You'll be slapped!

-Hit the mouth.

-Back slapped!

-Oh yeah?

-Slaps on your back! Bam!

-That right there?

-You stiff!

-(gasps)

-(blows whistle)

Okay you guys are outta time.

And the winner is...

I guess it's you.

-Champion right here

-What? Are you serious?

-Champion right here of the world

-That's so unfair!

-That is unfair.

-Fair game. Oh yeah.

-(gibberish)

-It's super fair. This guy!

-I had tickets the whole time. I just wanted to see them scrap.

-(laughs)

(blows whistle and laughs)

I'm a good father.

-Oh you got her good bucko!

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-Who was that?