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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.40,0:00:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've noticed something interesting about society and culture.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.100,0:00:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything risky requires a license,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.89,0:00:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so learning to drive, owning a gun, getting married.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.31,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's true in everything risky except technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.60,0:00:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, there's no standard syllabus,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.96,0:00:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no basic course.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.82,0:00:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just sort of give you your computer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.36,0:00:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then kick you out of the nest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.52,0:00:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're supposed to learn this stuff how?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.65,0:00:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just by osmosis. Nobody ever sits down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.94,0:00:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tells you, "This is how it works."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.96,0:00:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So today I'm going to tell you 10 things
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.97,0:00:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you thought everybody knew, but it turns out they don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.11,0:00:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, first of all, on the web, when you're on the web
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.31,0:00:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you want to scroll down, don't pick up the mouse
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.95,0:00:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and use the scroll bar. That's a terrible waste of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.85,0:00:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do that only if you're paid by the hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, hit the space bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.02,0:00:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The space bar scrolls down one page.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.59,0:00:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold down the Shift key to scroll back up again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.70,0:00:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So space bar to scroll down one page.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.89,0:01:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It works in every browser on every kind of computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.75,0:01:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also on the web, when you're filling in one of these forms like your addresses,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.62,0:01:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I assume you know that you can hit the Tab key
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.98,0:01:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to jump from box to box to box.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.47,0:01:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about the pop-up menu where you put in your state?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't open the pop-up menu. That's a terrible waste of calories.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Type the first letter of your state over and over and over.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you want Connecticut, go, C, C, C.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.41,0:01:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want Texas, go T, T, and you jump right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.31,0:01:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to that thing without even opening the pop-up menu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.95,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also on the web, when the text is too small,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you do is hold down the Control key and hit plus, plus, plus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.71,0:01:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make the text larger with each tap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.99,0:01:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It works on every computer, every web browser,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.92,0:01:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or minus, minus, minus to get smaller again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.70,0:01:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're on the Mac, it might be Command instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.27,0:01:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're typing on your Blackberry, Android, iPhone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.38,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't bother switching layouts to the punctuation layout
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.80,0:01:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to hit the period and then a space and then try to capitalize the next letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.27,0:01:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hit the space bar twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.49,0:02:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The phone puts the period, the space, and the capital for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.53,0:02:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go space, space. It is totally amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.82,0:02:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also when it comes to cell phones, on all phones,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.98,0:02:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you want to redial somebody that you've dialed before,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.36,0:02:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all you have to do is hit the call button,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.07,0:02:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it puts the last phone number into the box for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.71,0:02:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at that point you can hit call again to actually dial it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.95,0:02:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you don't need to go into the recent calls list,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.98,0:02:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you're trying to get through to somebody,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.69,0:02:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just hit the call button again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.74,0:02:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's something that drives me crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.15,0:02:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I call you and leave a message on your voicemail,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.73,0:02:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear you saying, "Leave a message,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.72,0:02:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I get these 15 seconds of frickin' instructions,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.24,0:02:37.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like we haven't had answering machines for 45 years!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.93,0:02:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.99,0:02:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not bitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.03,0:02:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it turns out there's a keyboard shortcut
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.36,0:02:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that lets you jump directly to the beep like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.56,0:02:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Answering machine: At the tone, please — BEEP.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.26,0:02:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David Pogue: Unfortunately, the carriers didn't adopt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.40,0:02:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same keystroke, so it's different by carrier,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.36,0:02:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it devolves upon you to learn the keystroke
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.43,0:03:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the person you're calling.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.44,0:03:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't say these were going to be perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.50,0:03:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so most of you think of Google as something
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.70,0:03:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that lets you look up a webpage, but it is also a dictionary.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.85,0:03:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Type the word "define" and then the word you want to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.58,0:03:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even have to click anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.19,0:03:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's the definition as you type.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.65,0:03:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's also a complete FAA database.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.71,0:03:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Type the name of the airline and the flight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.68,0:03:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It shows you where the flight is, the gate, the terminal,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.25,0:03:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how long till it lands. You don't need an app for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.41,0:03:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's also a unit and currency conversion.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.16,0:03:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, you don't have to click one of the results.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.01,0:03:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just type it into the box, and there's your answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.40,0:03:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While we're talking about text,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.59,0:03:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you want to highlight --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.96,0:03:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is just an example. (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.99,0:03:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you want to highlight a word,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.27,0:03:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please don't waste your life dragging across it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.06,0:03:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the mouse like a newbie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.70,0:03:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Double click the word. Watch 200. I go double click.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.09,0:03:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It neatly selects just that word.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.78,0:03:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, don't delete what you've highlighted.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.52,0:03:59.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can just type over it. This is in every program.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.47,0:04:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, you can go double click, drag
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.12,0:04:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to highlight in one-word increments as you drag.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.29,0:04:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Much more precise. Again, don't bother deleting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.55,0:04:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just type over it. (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.58,0:04:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shutter lag is the time between your pressing the shutter button
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.03,0:04:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the moment the camera actually snaps.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.21,0:04:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's extremely frustrating on any camera under 1,000 dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.50,0:04:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Camera click)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.04,0:04:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.95,0:04:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's because the camera needs time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.48,0:04:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to calculate the focus and the exposure,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.32,0:04:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if you pre-focus with a half-press,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.08,0:04:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave your finger down, no shutter lag!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.26,0:04:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get it every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.08,0:04:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just turned your $50 camera
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.11,0:04:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a $1,000 camera with that trick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.38,0:04:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, it often happens that you're giving a talk,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.98,0:04:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and for some reason the audience is looking at the slide
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.04,0:04:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of at you! (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.49,0:04:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when that happens, this works in Keynote, PowerPoint,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.64,0:04:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it works in every program, all you do is hit the letter B key,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.62,0:05:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B for blackout, to black out the slide
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.99,0:05:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make everybody look at you, and then when you're ready to go on,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.16,0:05:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you hit B again, and if you're really on a roll,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.40,0:05:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can hit the W key for whiteout,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.24,0:05:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you white out the slide, and then you can hit W again
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.37,0:05:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to unblank it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.64,0:05:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I know I went super fast. If you missed anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.25,0:05:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be happy to send you the list of these tips.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.48,0:05:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the meantime, congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.05,0:05:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You all get your California technology license.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.64,0:05:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.84,0:05:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)