1
00:00:03,479 --> 00:00:07,488
Ladies do you think rape is something men do

2
00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:11,245
out of a desire for control empowered by years of patriarchy?

3
00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:15,531
You clearly have been mislead by the notion that women

4
00:00:15,531 --> 00:00:17,862
are people too.

5
00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:19,779
Because, let's face it ladies,

6
00:00:19,779 --> 00:00:22,610
Rape? It's your fault.

7
00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:24,407
It all begins with what you wear.

8
00:00:24,469 --> 00:00:27,101
Scientific study suggests that women who wear skirts

9
00:00:27,101 --> 00:00:29,183
are the leading cause of rape.

10
00:00:29,183 --> 00:00:30,796
Do you know why?

11
00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:32,692
Because men have eyes.

12
00:00:32,723 --> 00:00:35,280
In fact, here are some examples of provocative clothing 


13
00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,459
that could cause rape.

14
00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,817
Notice the one thing they all had in common?

15
00:00:53,817 --> 00:00:56,451
That's right, all women.

16
00:00:56,451 --> 00:00:59,134
No women, no rape.

17
00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:00,807
Now, some people might actually argue

18
00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:02,783
that the crime is committed by men

19
00:01:02,783 --> 00:01:04,804
and to these people I say:

20
00:01:04,804 --> 00:01:06,961
"Who gives birth to these men?"

21
00:01:06,961 --> 00:01:10,366
Right again, it's us. It's my fault.

22
00:01:11,662 --> 00:01:15,030
Indian culture provides for several progressive methods to counter rape.

23
00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:19,734
For example, the godman prescribed, "Bhaiya".

24
00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:22,854
Where you just refer to your attacker as "Bhaiya"

25
00:01:23,407 --> 00:01:27,444
and, voilà, rape cancelled. Now...

26
00:01:28,183 --> 00:01:31,797
"Bhaiya, bhaiya".

27
00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:35,067
Ladies, this works every time.

28
00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,857
Another way women shamelessly propagate rape

29
00:01:37,857 --> 00:01:40,058
is by working late into the night.

30
00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,386
Ladies, why work late and be independent?

31
00:01:43,386 --> 00:01:45,635
In fact, why work at all?

32
00:01:45,635 --> 00:01:47,802
That's what husbands are for.

33
00:01:47,802 --> 00:01:49,859
Fun fact, if he is your husband,

34
00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,807
it's not rape.

35
00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,430
Powerful people have been spreading rumors that

36
00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:58,320
things apart from you can cause rape.

37
00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,979
For example 'Chowmein'.

38
00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:04,556
Chowmein is made in the kitchen and who's in the kitchen?

39
00:02:05,694 --> 00:02:09,058
Movies. And who titillates men on screen?

40
00:02:10,058 --> 00:02:12,778
And cell phones.

41
00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:17,009
Cell phones are made for talking and who talks a lot?

42
00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:21,142
In fact to elucidate further, here is a pie chart.

43
00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:26,500
As you can see, women are the leading cause of 100% of all sexual assaults.

44
00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:30,718
Oh, I'm sorry. The math is wrong. Clearly this pie chart was made by a woman.

45
00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,801
Now before we go, let's not forget:

46
00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:35,263
If you're tired of being humiliated by rape,

47
00:02:35,263 --> 00:02:39,493
you can always go to the cops and be humiliated by them instead.

48
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,891
Madam, when rape was happened, were you with boys?

49
00:02:43,352 --> 00:02:45,150
No, not.

50
00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:47,363
Why you went out without boy's protection?

51
00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:49,640
Well, actually, there were a couple of my friends there.

52
00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,249
See? Who are with boys at night?

53
00:02:52,249 --> 00:02:53,985
What will happen?

54
00:02:53,985 --> 00:02:56,786
So, what did we learn today?

55
00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,406
It's, it's my fault.

56
00:02:59,406 --> 00:03:01,034
Thank you officer, thank you.

57
00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,550
And lastly ladies,

58
00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,636
stop seducing juveniles into raping you.

59
00:03:05,636 --> 00:03:07,234
They get let off easily.

60
00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:08,582
And that, just makes you

61
00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:11,057
a statutory rapist.

62
00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,139
And whose fault is that?

63
00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:14,934
It's your fault.

64
00:03:15,021 --> 00:03:26,149
It's my fault.

65
00:03:26,149 --> 00:03:27,982
It's your fault.