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Ladies do you think rape is something men do

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out of a desire for control empowered by years of patriarchy?

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You clearly have been mislead by the notion that women

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are people too.

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Because, let's face it ladies,

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Rape? It's your fault.

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It all begins with what you wear.

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Scientific study suggests that women who wear skirts

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are the leading cause of rape.

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Do you know why?

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Because men have eyes.

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In fact, here are some examples of provocative clothing [br]

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that could cause rape.

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Notice the one thing they all had in common?

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That's right, all women.

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No women, no rape.

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Now, some people might actually argue

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that the crime is committed by men

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and to these people I say:

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"Who gives birth to these men?"

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Right again, it's us. It's my fault.

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Indian culture provides for several progressive methods to counter rape.

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For example, the godman prescribed, "Bhaiya".

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Where you just refer to your attacker as "Bhaiya"

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and, voilà, rape cancelled. Now...

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"Bhaiya, bhaiya".

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Ladies, this works every time.

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Another way women shamelessly propagate rape

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is by working late into the night.

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Ladies, why work late and be independent?

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In fact, why work at all?

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That's what husbands are for.

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Fun fact, if he is your husband,

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it's not rape.

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Powerful people have been spreading rumors that

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things apart from you can cause rape.

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For example 'Chowmein'.

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Chowmein is made in the kitchen and who's in the kitchen?

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Movies. And who titillates men on screen?

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And cell phones.

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Cell phones are made for talking and who talks a lot?

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In fact to elucidate further, here is a pie chart.

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As you can see, women are the leading cause of 100% of all sexual assaults.

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Oh, I'm sorry. The math is wrong. Clearly this pie chart was made by a woman.

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Now before we go, let's not forget:

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If you're tired of being humiliated by rape,

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you can always go to the cops and be humiliated by them instead.

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Madam, when rape was happened, were you with boys?

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No, not.

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Why you went out without boy's protection?

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Well, actually, there were a couple of my friends there.

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See? Who are with boys at night?

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What will happen?

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So, what did we learn today?

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It's, it's my fault.

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Thank you officer, thank you.

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And lastly ladies,

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stop seducing juveniles into raping you.

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They get let off easily.

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And that, just makes you

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a statutory rapist.

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And whose fault is that?

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It's your fault.

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It's my fault.

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It's your fault.