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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.80,0:00:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.57,0:00:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.11,0:00:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.24,0:00:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.89,0:00:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.97,0:00:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.31,0:00:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I'm sorry, who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.81,0:00:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's too many dicks on the dance floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.22,0:00:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.95,0:00:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.42,0:00:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.44,0:00:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.86,0:00:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.13,0:00:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going to the party, sipping on Bacardi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.97,0:00:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the Army.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.31,0:00:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell the fellas, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.12,0:00:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you know before you go the dance floor bro-hoe ratio.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.77,0:00:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mike it's time to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.14,0:01:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait outside all night to find twenty dudes in a conga line.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.66,0:01:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor. Easy to fix.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.13,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks on the dance floor. Spread out the dicks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.54,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dudes with too many dicks too close to my shit too hard to meet chicks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.70,0:01:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need better odds more broads, less rods
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.49,0:01:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came to do battle skedaddle with the cattle prods.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.54,0:01:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many men, too many boys,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.61,0:01:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too many misters, not enough sisters.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.28,0:01:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too much time on, too many hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.35,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not enough ladies, too many mans.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.55,0:01:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many dicks, too many dongs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.11,0:01:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many schlongs, Now sing this song
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.26,0:01:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Touché