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From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York,

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this is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

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Hey Guys

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Too many dicks...

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Who said that?

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Too many dicks

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Wait, I'm sorry, who said that?

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There's too many dicks on the dance floor.

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Too many dicks on the dance floor

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Too many dicks on the dance floor

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Too many dicks

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Too many dicks on the dance floor

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Too many dicks

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Too many dicks on the dance floor

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Too many dicks

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Going to the party, sipping on Bacardi.

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Wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty.

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There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the Army.

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The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami.

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Tell the fellas, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood.

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Make sure you know before you go the dance floor bro-hoe ratio.

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Five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mike it's time to go.

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Wait outside all night to find twenty dudes in a conga line.

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Too many dicks on the dance floor. Easy to fix.

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Too many dicks on the dance floor. Spread out the dicks.

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Too many dudes with too many dicks too close to my shit too hard to meet chicks.

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I need better odds more broads, less rods

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I came to do battle skedaddle with the cattle prods.

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Too many men, too many boys,

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too many misters, not enough sisters.

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Too much time on, too many hands.

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Not enough ladies, too many mans.

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Too many dicks, too many dongs

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Too many schlongs, Now sing this song

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Touché