1 00:00:00,999 --> 00:00:07,817 (Applause) 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,014 Thank you very much. 3 00:00:09,038 --> 00:00:10,976 I have a few pictures, 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,626 and I'll talk a little bit about how I'm able to do what I do. 5 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,507 All these houses are built 6 00:00:17,531 --> 00:00:20,380 from between 70 and 80 percent recycled material, 7 00:00:20,404 --> 00:00:23,555 stuff that was headed to the mulcher, the landfill, the burn pile. 8 00:00:23,579 --> 00:00:24,976 It was all just gone. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,976 This is the first house I built. 10 00:00:27,312 --> 00:00:30,703 This double front door here with the three-light transom, 11 00:00:30,727 --> 00:00:32,867 that was headed to the landfill. 12 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:34,723 Have a little turret there. 13 00:00:34,747 --> 00:00:37,804 And then these buttons on the corbels here -- 14 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,981 right there -- 15 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:41,361 those are hickory nuts. 16 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:43,492 And these buttons there -- 17 00:00:43,516 --> 00:00:44,843 those are chicken eggs. 18 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,036 (Laughter) 19 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,821 Of course, first you have breakfast, 20 00:00:47,845 --> 00:00:51,760 and then you fill the shell full of Bondo and paint it and nail it up, 21 00:00:51,784 --> 00:00:55,228 and you have an architectural button in just a fraction of the time. 22 00:00:55,926 --> 00:00:58,163 This is a look at the inside. 23 00:00:58,187 --> 00:01:01,452 You can see the three-light transom there with the eyebrow windows. 24 00:01:01,476 --> 00:01:04,530 Certainly an architectural antique headed to the landfill -- 25 00:01:04,554 --> 00:01:07,152 even the lockset is probably worth 200 dollars. 26 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:09,625 Everything in the kitchen was salvaged. 27 00:01:09,649 --> 00:01:11,646 There's a 1952 O'Keefe & Merritt stove, 28 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,976 if you like to cook -- cool stove. 29 00:01:14,582 --> 00:01:16,388 This is going up into the turret. 30 00:01:16,723 --> 00:01:19,647 I got that staircase for 20 dollars, 31 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:21,555 including delivery to my lot. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,064 (Laughter) 33 00:01:24,514 --> 00:01:26,816 Then, looking up in the turret, 34 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,459 you see there are bulges and pokes and sags and so forth. 35 00:01:30,483 --> 00:01:32,125 Well, if that ruins your life, 36 00:01:32,149 --> 00:01:33,976 well, then, you shouldn't live there. 37 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,877 (Laughter) 38 00:01:35,901 --> 00:01:38,700 This is a laundry chute. 39 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,139 And this right here is a shoe last -- 40 00:01:41,163 --> 00:01:43,995 those are those cast-iron things you see at antique shops. 41 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:45,308 So I had one of those, 42 00:01:45,332 --> 00:01:49,078 so I made some low-tech gadgetry, where you just stomp on the shoe last, 43 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:51,976 and then the door flies open and you throw your laundry down. 44 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,786 And then if you're smart enough, it goes on a basket on top of the washer. 45 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:58,424 If not, it goes into the toilet. 46 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:00,497 (Laughter) 47 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,204 This is a bathtub I made, 48 00:02:02,228 --> 00:02:04,285 made out of scrap two-by-four. 49 00:02:04,309 --> 00:02:08,543 Started with the rim, and then glued and nailed it up into a flat, 50 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,261 corbeled it up and flipped it over, 51 00:02:10,285 --> 00:02:12,262 then did the two profiles on this side. 52 00:02:12,286 --> 00:02:13,646 It's a two-person tub. 53 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,118 After all, it's not just a question of hygiene, 54 00:02:17,142 --> 00:02:19,634 but there's a possibility of recreation as well. 55 00:02:19,658 --> 00:02:22,427 (Laughter) 56 00:02:22,451 --> 00:02:28,318 Then, this faucet here is just a piece of Osage orange. 57 00:02:28,342 --> 00:02:29,914 It looks a little phallic, 58 00:02:29,938 --> 00:02:31,639 but after all, it's a bathroom. 59 00:02:31,663 --> 00:02:34,259 (Laughter) 60 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,605 This is a house based on a Budweiser can. 61 00:02:36,629 --> 00:02:38,321 It doesn't look like a can of beer, 62 00:02:38,345 --> 00:02:40,849 but the design take-offs are absolutely unmistakable: 63 00:02:40,873 --> 00:02:43,205 the barley hops design worked up into the eaves, 64 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:46,977 then the dentil work comes directly off the can's red, white, blue and silver. 65 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,439 Then, these corbels going down underneath the eaves 66 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:51,641 are that little design that comes off the can. 67 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:54,284 I just put a can on a copier and kept enlarging it 68 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,824 until I got the size I want. 69 00:02:55,848 --> 00:02:58,395 Then, on the can it says, 70 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:00,126 "This is the famous Budweiser beer, 71 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,208 we know of no other beer, blah, blah, blah." 72 00:03:02,232 --> 00:03:03,525 So we changed that and put, 73 00:03:03,549 --> 00:03:07,048 "This is the famous Budweiser house. We don't know of any other house ..." 74 00:03:07,072 --> 00:03:08,224 and so forth and so on. 75 00:03:08,248 --> 00:03:09,405 This is a deadbolt. 76 00:03:09,429 --> 00:03:13,171 It's a fence from a 1930s shaper, which is a very angry woodworking machine. 77 00:03:13,195 --> 00:03:16,171 And they gave me the fence, but they didn't give me the shaper, 78 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:17,866 so we made a deadbolt out of it. 79 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:20,131 That'll keep bull elephants out, I promise. 80 00:03:20,155 --> 00:03:21,160 (Laughter) 81 00:03:21,184 --> 00:03:24,038 And sure enough, we've had no problems with bull elephants. 82 00:03:24,062 --> 00:03:25,224 (Laughter) 83 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,161 The shower is intended to simulate a glass of beer. 84 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:31,656 We've got bubbles going up there, then suds at the top with lumpy tiles. 85 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,369 Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. 86 00:03:34,393 --> 00:03:38,094 But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, 87 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,976 and then you have lumpy tiles. 88 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,523 And then the faucet is a beer tap. 89 00:03:43,547 --> 00:03:46,273 (Laughter) 90 00:03:46,297 --> 00:03:50,699 Then, this panel of glass is the same panel of glass 91 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:53,570 that occurs in every middle-class front door in America. 92 00:03:53,594 --> 00:03:56,102 We're getting tired of it. It's kind of clichéd now. 93 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:59,551 If you put it in the front door, your design fails. 94 00:03:59,575 --> 00:04:02,301 So don't put it in the front door; put it somewhere else. 95 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,851 It's a pretty panel of glass. 96 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,616 But if you put it in the front door, 97 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,148 people say, "Oh, you're trying to be like those guys, 98 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:09,323 and you didn't make it." 99 00:04:09,347 --> 00:04:10,502 So don't put it there. 100 00:04:11,179 --> 00:04:12,976 Then, another bathroom upstairs. 101 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,237 This light up here 102 00:04:14,261 --> 00:04:18,036 is the same light that occurs in every middle-class foyer in America. 103 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,555 Don't put it in the foyer. 104 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,737 Put it in the shower, or in the closet, 105 00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:24,121 but not in the foyer. 106 00:04:25,902 --> 00:04:28,588 Then, somebody gave me a bidet, so it got a bidet. 107 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:31,034 (Laughter) 108 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:32,686 This little house here, 109 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:36,639 those branches there are made out of Bois d'arc or Osage orange. 110 00:04:36,663 --> 00:04:40,131 These pictures will keep scrolling as I talk a little bit. 111 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,421 In order to do what I do, 112 00:04:42,445 --> 00:04:46,200 you have to understand what causes waste in the building industry. 113 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:48,857 Our housing has become a commodity, 114 00:04:48,881 --> 00:04:51,174 and I'll talk a little bit about that. 115 00:04:51,198 --> 00:04:54,309 But the first cause of waste is probably even buried in our DNA. 116 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,801 Human beings have a need for maintaining consistency 117 00:04:56,825 --> 00:04:58,170 of the apperceptive mass. 118 00:04:58,782 --> 00:04:59,933 What does that mean? 119 00:04:59,957 --> 00:05:02,239 What it means is, for every perception we have, 120 00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:04,853 it needs to tally with the one like it before, 121 00:05:04,877 --> 00:05:08,271 or we don't have continuity, and we become a little bit disoriented. 122 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:10,976 So I can show you an object you've never seen before. 123 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,901 Oh, that's a cell phone. 124 00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:15,985 But you've never seen this one before. 125 00:05:16,009 --> 00:05:17,167 What you're doing 126 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:20,191 is sizing up the pattern of structural features, 127 00:05:20,215 --> 00:05:22,779 and then you go through your databanks: 128 00:05:22,803 --> 00:05:24,625 Cell phone. Oh! That's a cell phone. 129 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,641 If I took a bite out of it, you'd go, 130 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:29,155 "Wait a second. 131 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:30,334 (Laughter) 132 00:05:30,358 --> 00:05:31,707 "That's not a cell phone. 133 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,631 That's one of those new chocolate cell phones." 134 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:36,369 (Laughter) 135 00:05:36,393 --> 00:05:38,080 You'd have to start a new category, 136 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,166 right between cell phones and chocolate. 137 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:42,001 (Laughter) 138 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:43,691 That's how we process information. 139 00:05:43,715 --> 00:05:45,847 You translate that to the building industry. 140 00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:48,901 If we have a wall of windowpanes and one pane is cracked, we go, 141 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:50,950 "Oh, dear. That's cracked. Let's repair it. 142 00:05:50,974 --> 00:05:53,610 Let's take it out and throw it away so nobody can use it 143 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:54,794 and put a new one in." 144 00:05:54,818 --> 00:05:57,040 Because that's what you do with a cracked pane. 145 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:59,524 Never mind that it doesn't affect our lives at all. 146 00:05:59,548 --> 00:06:03,951 It only rattles that expected pattern and unity of structural features. 147 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:06,784 However, if we took a small hammer, 148 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:09,374 and we added cracks to all the other windows -- 149 00:06:09,398 --> 00:06:11,399 (Laughter) 150 00:06:11,423 --> 00:06:12,637 then we have a pattern. 151 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:15,728 Because Gestalt psychology emphasizes recognition of pattern 152 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,783 over parts that comprise a pattern. 153 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:19,586 We'll go, "Ooh, that's nice." 154 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:22,756 So, that serves me every day. 155 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,526 Repetition creates pattern. 156 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,349 If I have 100 of these, 100 of those, 157 00:06:26,373 --> 00:06:28,647 it makes no difference what these and those are. 158 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:31,593 If I can repeat anything, I have the possibility of a pattern, 159 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:34,540 from hickory nuts and chicken eggs, shards of glass, branches. 160 00:06:34,564 --> 00:06:36,078 It doesn't make any difference. 161 00:06:36,102 --> 00:06:38,630 That causes a lot of waste in the building industry. 162 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:39,805 The second cause is, 163 00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:41,730 Friedrich Nietzsche, along about 1885, 164 00:06:41,754 --> 00:06:44,061 wrote a book titled "The Birth of Tragedy." 165 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:45,241 And in there, 166 00:06:45,693 --> 00:06:48,707 he said cultures tend to swing between one of two perspectives: 167 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:51,951 on the one hand, we have an Apollonian perspective, 168 00:06:51,975 --> 00:06:55,754 which is very crisp and premeditated and intellectualized 169 00:06:55,778 --> 00:06:57,474 and perfect. 170 00:06:58,481 --> 00:07:01,693 On the other end of the spectrum, we have a Dionysian perspective, 171 00:07:01,717 --> 00:07:04,100 which is more given to the passions and intuition, 172 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,903 tolerant of organic texture and human gesture. 173 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:12,246 So the way the Apollonian personality takes a picture or hangs a picture is, 174 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:14,146 they'll get out a transit 175 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:15,822 and a laser level 176 00:07:15,846 --> 00:07:17,016 and a micrometer. 177 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:19,820 "OK, honey. A thousandth of an inch to the left. 178 00:07:19,844 --> 00:07:22,227 That's where we want the picture. Right. Perfect!" 179 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:24,546 Predicated on plumb level, square and centered. 180 00:07:24,882 --> 00:07:28,025 The Dionysian personality takes the picture and goes: 181 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:33,847 (Laughter) 182 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,149 That's the difference. 183 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,601 I feature blemish. 184 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,681 I feature organic process. 185 00:07:39,705 --> 00:07:41,060 Dead center John Dewey. 186 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:45,860 Apollonian mindset creates mountains of waste. 187 00:07:45,884 --> 00:07:47,526 If something isn't perfect, 188 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,380 if it doesn't line up with that premeditated model? 189 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:51,555 Dumpster. 190 00:07:51,579 --> 00:07:52,843 "Oops. Scratch. Dumpster." 191 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:55,494 "Oops" this, "oops" that. Landfill, landfill, landfill. 192 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,031 The third thing is arguably -- 193 00:07:58,649 --> 00:08:01,102 The Industrial Revolution started in the Renaissance 194 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:02,380 with the rise of humanism, 195 00:08:02,404 --> 00:08:05,369 then got a little jump start along about the French Revolution. 196 00:08:05,393 --> 00:08:08,021 By the middle of the 19th century, it's in full flower. 197 00:08:08,045 --> 00:08:10,652 And we have dumaflaches and gizmos 198 00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:13,921 and contraptions that will do anything 199 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:15,785 that we, up to that point, 200 00:08:15,809 --> 00:08:17,560 had to do by hand. 201 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,659 So now we have standardized materials. 202 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:22,541 Well, trees don't grow two inches by four inches, 203 00:08:22,565 --> 00:08:24,247 eight, ten and twelve feet tall. 204 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,296 (Laughter) 205 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,743 We create mountains of waste. 206 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:30,308 And they're doing a pretty good job there in the forest, 207 00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:32,824 working all the byproduct of their industry -- 208 00:08:32,848 --> 00:08:35,610 with OSB and particle board and so forth and so on -- 209 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:37,429 but it does no good 210 00:08:37,453 --> 00:08:40,526 to be responsible at the point of harvest in the forest 211 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:43,909 if consumers are wasting the harvest at the point of consumption. 212 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,424 And that's what's happening. 213 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:47,526 And so if something isn't standard, 214 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,483 "Oops, dumpster." "Oops" this. "Oops, warped." 215 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:52,736 If you buy a two-by-four and it's not straight, 216 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,020 you can take it back. 217 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:56,655 "Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. We'll get you a straight one." 218 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,971 Well, I feature all those warped things 219 00:08:59,995 --> 00:09:01,810 because repetition creates pattern, 220 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,839 and it's from a Dionysian perspective. 221 00:09:03,863 --> 00:09:05,145 The fourth thing 222 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:08,895 is labor is disproportionately more expensive than materials. 223 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:10,409 Well, that's just a myth. 224 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:11,595 And there's a story: 225 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:15,178 Jim Tulles, one of the guys I trained -- I said, "Jim, it's time now. 226 00:09:15,202 --> 00:09:18,617 I got a job for you as a foreman on a framing crew. Time for you to go." 227 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,392 "Dan, I just don't think I'm ready." 228 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:23,382 "Jim, now it's time. You're the down -- oh!" 229 00:09:23,406 --> 00:09:24,757 So we hired on. 230 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:28,258 And he was out there with a tape measure, going through the trash heap, 231 00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:31,382 looking for header material, or the board that goes over a door, 232 00:09:31,406 --> 00:09:34,627 thinking he'd impress his boss -- that's how we taught him to do it. 233 00:09:34,651 --> 00:09:37,502 The superintendent walked up and said, "What are you doing?" 234 00:09:37,526 --> 00:09:39,446 "Oh, just looking for header material," 235 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:40,631 waiting for that kudos. 236 00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:44,113 He said, "I'm not paying you to go through the trash. Get back to work." 237 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,845 And Jim had the wherewithal to say, 238 00:09:45,869 --> 00:09:49,243 "You know, if you were paying me 300 dollars an hour, 239 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,284 I can see how you might say that. 240 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:54,385 But right now, I'm saving you five dollars a minute. 241 00:09:54,409 --> 00:09:55,757 Do the math." 242 00:09:55,781 --> 00:09:58,105 (Laughter) 243 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:01,343 "Good call, Tulles. From now on, you guys hit this pile first." 244 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,842 And the irony is that he wasn't very good at math. 245 00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:07,272 (Laughter) 246 00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:09,947 But once in a while, you get access to the control room, 247 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:12,080 and then you can kind of mess with the dials. 248 00:10:12,104 --> 00:10:13,669 And that's what happened there. 249 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,837 The fifth thing is that maybe, after 2,500 years, 250 00:10:16,861 --> 00:10:20,179 Plato is still having his way with us in his notion of perfect forms. 251 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:24,375 He said that we have in our noggin the perfect idea of what we want, 252 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:27,376 and we force environmental resources to accommodate that. 253 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,858 So we all have in our head the perfect house, 254 00:10:29,882 --> 00:10:32,112 the American dream, which is a house, 255 00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:33,723 the dream house. 256 00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:35,526 The problem is we can't afford it. 257 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,526 So we have the American dream look-alike, 258 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:38,862 which is a mobile home. 259 00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:41,176 Now there's a blight on the planet. 260 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,454 (Laughter) 261 00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,198 It's a chattel mortgage, 262 00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:46,199 just like furniture, just like a car. 263 00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:49,355 You write the check, and instantly, it depreciates 30 percent. 264 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:52,586 After a year, you can't get insurance on everything you have in it, 265 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,881 only on 70 percent. 266 00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:55,654 Wired with 14-Gauge wire, typically. 267 00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:56,846 Nothing wrong with that, 268 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,716 unless you ask it to do what 12-Gauge wire's supposed to do, 269 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,943 and that's what happens. 270 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,448 It out-gasses formaldehyde -- 271 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:06,613 so much so that there is a federal law in place 272 00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:11,201 to warn new mobile home buyers of the formaldehyde atmosphere danger. 273 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:13,271 Are we just being numbingly stupid? 274 00:11:13,295 --> 00:11:15,102 The walls are this thick. 275 00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:18,103 The whole thing has the structural value of corn. 276 00:11:18,127 --> 00:11:20,010 (Laughter) 277 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,606 "So ... I thought Palm Harbor Village was over there." 278 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,668 "No, no. We had a wind last night. 279 00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:26,264 It's gone now." 280 00:11:26,288 --> 00:11:29,526 (Laughter) 281 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,951 Then when they degrade, what do you do with them? 282 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,063 Now, all that -- 283 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:37,374 that Apollonian, Platonic model -- 284 00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:39,961 is what the building industry is predicated on, 285 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:42,661 and there are a number of things that exacerbate that. 286 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:45,203 One is that all the professionals, 287 00:11:45,227 --> 00:11:46,894 all the tradesmen, vendors, 288 00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:49,296 inspectors, engineers, architects 289 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,966 all think like this. 290 00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:53,644 And then it works its way back to the consumer, 291 00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,112 who demands the same model. 292 00:11:55,136 --> 00:11:57,955 It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. We can't get out of it. 293 00:11:58,271 --> 00:12:00,847 Then here come the marketeers and the advertisers. 294 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:03,295 "Woo. Woo-hoo." 295 00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:06,526 We buy stuff we didn't know we needed. 296 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,082 All we have to do is look at what one company did 297 00:12:09,106 --> 00:12:11,097 with carbonated prune juice. 298 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,526 How disgusting. 299 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:14,342 (Laughter) 300 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,674 But you know what they did? 301 00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:18,774 They hooked a metaphor into it and said, "I drink Dr. Pepper ..." 302 00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:21,792 And pretty soon, we're swilling that stuff by the lake-ful, 303 00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,527 by the billions of gallons. 304 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,688 It doesn't even have real prunes! Doesn't even keep you regular. 305 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,472 (Laughter) 306 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,526 My oh my, that makes it worse. 307 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,746 And we get sucked into that faster than anything. 308 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,479 Then, a man named Jean-Paul Sartre wrote a book 309 00:12:36,503 --> 00:12:37,988 titled "Being and Nothingness." 310 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:40,934 It's a pretty quick read. You can snap through it in maybe -- 311 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,022 (Laughter) 312 00:12:42,046 --> 00:12:43,198 maybe two years, 313 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,954 if you read eight hours a day. 314 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,863 In there, he talked about the divided self. 315 00:12:47,887 --> 00:12:50,965 He said human beings act differently when they know they're alone 316 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:53,049 than when they know somebody else is around. 317 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,375 So if I'm eating spaghetti, and I know I'm alone, 318 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,867 I can eat like a backhoe. 319 00:12:56,891 --> 00:13:00,105 I can wipe my mouth on my sleeve, napkin on the table, 320 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:03,446 chew with my mouth open, make little noises, 321 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,447 scratch wherever I want. 322 00:13:05,471 --> 00:13:07,331 (Laughter) 323 00:13:07,355 --> 00:13:08,802 But as soon as you walk in, 324 00:13:08,826 --> 00:13:11,304 I go, "Oops! Lil' spaghetti sauce there." 325 00:13:11,328 --> 00:13:13,181 Napkin in my lap, half-bites, 326 00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:15,438 chew with my mouth closed, no scratching. 327 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:20,397 Now, what I'm doing is fulfilling your expectations 328 00:13:20,421 --> 00:13:22,303 of how I should live my life. 329 00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:25,601 I feel that expectation, 330 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,041 and so I accommodate it, 331 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:30,311 and I'm living my life according to what you expect me to do. 332 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:32,606 That happens in the building industry as well. 333 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:35,485 That's why all subdivisions look the same. 334 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:39,625 Sometimes, we even have these formalized cultural expectations. 335 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:41,526 I'll bet all your shoes match. 336 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,735 Sure enough, we all buy into that ... 337 00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,409 (Laughter) 338 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,858 And with gated communities, 339 00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:50,258 we have a formalized expectation, 340 00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:51,860 with a homeowners' association. 341 00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,582 Sometimes those guys are Nazis, 342 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:54,953 my oh my. 343 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,906 That exacerbates and continues this model. 344 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:01,619 The last thing is gregariousness. 345 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,321 Human beings are a social species. 346 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:07,043 We like to hang together in groups, 347 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,947 just like wildebeests, just like lions. 348 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:10,627 Wildebeests don't hang with lions, 349 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,301 because lions eat wildebeests. 350 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:14,136 Human beings are like that. 351 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,256 We do what that group does 352 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,136 that we're trying to identify with. 353 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,665 You see this in junior high a lot. 354 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:25,662 Those kids, they'll work all summer long -- kill themselves -- 355 00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:29,894 so that they can afford one pair of designer jeans. 356 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,176 So along about September, 357 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,177 they can stride in and go, 358 00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:38,415 "I'm important today. See? Don't touch my designer jeans! 359 00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:41,276 I see you don't have designer jeans. 360 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,996 You're not one of the beautiful -- See, I'm one of the beautiful people. 361 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,208 See my jeans?" 362 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:48,618 Right there is reason enough to have uniforms. 363 00:14:49,185 --> 00:14:52,219 And so that happens in the building industry as well. 364 00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:56,897 We have confused Maslow's hierarchy of needs, 365 00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:58,526 just a little bit. 366 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,904 On the bottom tier, we have basic needs: 367 00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:05,462 shelter, clothing, food, water, mating and so forth. 368 00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:07,824 Second: security. Third: relationships. 369 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:10,866 Fourth: status, self-esteem -- that is, vanity -- 370 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,488 and we're taking vanity and shoving it down here. 371 00:15:14,343 --> 00:15:15,749 And so we end up 372 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,803 with vain decisions, 373 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,797 and we can't even afford our mortgage. 374 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,575 We can't afford to eat anything except beans; 375 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:28,170 that is, our housing has become a commodity. 376 00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:31,472 And it takes a little bit of nerve 377 00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:34,526 to dive into those primal, 378 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,753 terrifying parts of ourselves 379 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:39,494 and make our own decisions 380 00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:41,979 and not make our housing a commodity, 381 00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:45,526 but make it something that bubbles up from seminal sources. 382 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:47,327 That takes a little bit of nerve, 383 00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:50,076 and, darn it, once in a while, you fail. 384 00:15:50,973 --> 00:15:52,764 But that's okay. 385 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,968 If failure destroys you, 386 00:15:54,992 --> 00:15:56,222 then you can't do this. 387 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,752 I fail all the time, every day, 388 00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:02,488 and I've had some whopping failures, I promise -- 389 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:05,526 big, public, humiliating, embarrassing failures. 390 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,990 Everybody points and laughs, 391 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,110 and they say, "He tried it a fifth time, and it still didn't work! 392 00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,514 What a moron!" 393 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,526 Early on, contractors come by and say, 394 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,313 "Dan, you're a cute little bunny, 395 00:16:15,337 --> 00:16:17,495 but you know, this just isn't going to work. 396 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,850 What don't you do this? Why don't you do that?" 397 00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:22,380 And your instinct is to say, 398 00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,071 "Well, why don't you suck an egg?" 399 00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:25,526 (Laughter) 400 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,214 But you don't say that, 401 00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,344 because they're the guys you're targeting. 402 00:16:30,191 --> 00:16:33,170 And so what we've done -- 403 00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:36,587 and this isn't just in housing; it's in clothing and food 404 00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:39,464 and our transportation needs, our energy -- 405 00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:42,063 we sprawl just a little bit. 406 00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:45,526 And when I get a little bit of press, 407 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,510 I hear from people all over the world. 408 00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:50,678 And we may have invented excess, 409 00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:54,119 but the problem of waste is worldwide. 410 00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:58,161 We're in trouble. 411 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,239 And I don't wear ammo belts crisscrossing my chest 412 00:17:01,263 --> 00:17:02,633 and a red bandana. 413 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,995 But we're clearly in trouble. 414 00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:09,526 And what we need to do is reconnect 415 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:13,187 with those really primal parts of ourselves 416 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:15,257 and make some decisions and say, 417 00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:20,010 "You know, I think I would like to put CDs across the wall there. 418 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,398 What do you think, honey?" 419 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:23,706 If it doesn't work, take it down. 420 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:27,835 What we need to do is reconnect with who we really are, 421 00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,438 and that's thrilling indeed. 422 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,666 Thank you very much. 423 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:36,550 (Applause)