ANNOUNCER: And now it's time once again for the show that
really, really rocks, then rocks some more.
30 Rocks.
LIZ LEMON: The rocks are late.
I need 30 rocks for the rocks sketch.
Where are they?
DELIVERY GUY: (SHOUTING) Lemon!
Lookin' for a Liz Lemon here!
LIZ LEMON: Yeah, right over here.
DELIVERY GUY: Anybody by the name of Lemon?
LIZ LEMON: Uh, that would be me.
DELIVERY GUY: Oh, hey, uh, I got a delivery for you.
LIZ LEMON: Yes, yes.
Do you have the 30 rocks?
DELIVERY GUY: Do these look like marshmallows?
LIZ LEMON: Uh, no.
DELIVERY GUY: Whoa.
Whew!
Those are some special rocks, by the way.
Come all the way from Rockville Center.
LIZ LEMON: That's very interesting.
DELIVERY GUY: Yeah, well, gotta go
rock around the clock.
See you later!
LIZ LEMON: Thank you.
JACK THE BOSS: Lemon.
LIZ LEMON: Oh, uh, y-y-yes, Jack.
JACK THE BOSS: Did the 30 rocks show up on
for the rocks sketch?
LIZ LEMON: Uh, yes, Jack.
JACK THE BOSS: Where are they?
LIZ LEMON: Well, Jack, they're right in front of you.
DELIVERY GUY: Oh.
Hah.
I knew that.
You think I thought those were marshmallows?
LIZ LEMON: No, no.
JACK THE BOSS: Ahem.
I'll be in my office.
Wait a minute.
How do you know there are 30 rocks here?
LIZ LEMON: Well, that's what I ordered.
JACK THE BOSS: But how do you many rocks are here?
I mean, there could be 50, or 100, or three.
LIZ LEMON: Well, we can find out, Jack?
JACK THE BOSS: How?
We can't ask them.
They're rocks.
I know, I'll call the boys in accounting.
LIZ LEMON: Wait, Jack.
We could do it.
JACK THE BOSS: Lemon, Lemon, we both don't have to
make the same call.
LIZ LEMON: No.
No, Jack.
We can count the rocks.
JACK THE BOSS: I'm the boss, Lemon.
You count the rocks.
LIZ LEMON: OK, Jack.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
30 rocks.
JACK THE BOSS: Good job, Lemon.
I'll be my office.
Oh, by the way, did the 2,000 ping pong balls come yet?
LIZ LEMON: Uh, not yet, Jack.
JACK THE BOSS: Well, let me know when they get here.
[PING PONG BALLS BOUNCING]
LIZ LEMON: They're here, Jack.
JACK THE BOSS: Yes.
But how do we know there are 2,000?
ROCK: You could count 'em!