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ANNOUNCER: And now it's time
once again for the show that

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really, really rocks, then
rocks some more.

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30 Rocks.

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LIZ LEMON: The rocks are late.

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I need 30 rocks for
the rocks sketch.

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Where are they?

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DELIVERY GUY: (SHOUTING)
Lemon!

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Lookin' for a Liz Lemon here!

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LIZ LEMON: Yeah, right
over here.

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DELIVERY GUY: Anybody by
the name of Lemon?

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LIZ LEMON: Uh, that
would be me.

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DELIVERY GUY: Oh, hey, uh,
I got a delivery for you.

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LIZ LEMON: Yes, yes.

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Do you have the 30 rocks?

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DELIVERY GUY: Do these look
like marshmallows?

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LIZ LEMON: Uh, no.

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DELIVERY GUY: Whoa.

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Whew!

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Those are some special
rocks, by the way.

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Come all the way from
Rockville Center.

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LIZ LEMON: That's very
interesting.

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DELIVERY GUY: Yeah,
well, gotta go

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rock around the clock.

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See you later!

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LIZ LEMON: Thank you.

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JACK THE BOSS: Lemon.

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LIZ LEMON: Oh, uh,
y-y-yes, Jack.

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JACK THE BOSS: Did the
30 rocks show up on

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for the rocks sketch?

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LIZ LEMON: Uh, yes, Jack.

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JACK THE BOSS: Where are they?

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LIZ LEMON: Well, Jack, they're
right in front of you.

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DELIVERY GUY: Oh.

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Hah.

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I knew that.

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You think I thought those
were marshmallows?

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LIZ LEMON: No, no.

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JACK THE BOSS: Ahem.

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I'll be in my office.

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Wait a minute.

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How do you know there
are 30 rocks here?

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LIZ LEMON: Well, that's
what I ordered.

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JACK THE BOSS: But how do
you many rocks are here?

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I mean, there could be
50, or 100, or three.

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LIZ LEMON: Well, we can
find out, Jack?

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JACK THE BOSS: How?

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We can't ask them.

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They're rocks.

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I know, I'll call the
boys in accounting.

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LIZ LEMON: Wait, Jack.

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We could do it.

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JACK THE BOSS: Lemon, Lemon,
we both don't have to

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make the same call.

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LIZ LEMON: No.

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No, Jack.

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We can count the rocks.

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JACK THE BOSS: I'm
the boss, Lemon.

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You count the rocks.

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LIZ LEMON: OK, Jack.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,

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18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

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30 rocks.

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JACK THE BOSS: Good
job, Lemon.

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I'll be my office.

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Oh, by the way, did the 2,000
ping pong balls come yet?

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LIZ LEMON: Uh, not yet, Jack.

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JACK THE BOSS: Well, let me
know when they get here.

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[PING PONG BALLS BOUNCING]

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LIZ LEMON: They're here, Jack.

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JACK THE BOSS: Yes.

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But how do we know
there are 2,000?

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ROCK: You could count 'em!

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