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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keira Knightley: Whom is the most well spoken\Nactor, you or me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.42,0:00:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)\NBenedict Cumberbatch: Oh man...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.38,0:00:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: No, we both know it's you because\NI'm --oh no we're both pretenders.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.80,0:00:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Well we both, yeah.\NYou do a little bit-\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.93,0:00:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavier British accent) \N-You do a little bit, right? You always punk\Nit up a bit, I'm sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.11,0:00:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah, but you don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.81,0:00:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: My mum is like: "What are you\Ndoing dropping your H's and D's like that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.98,0:00:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: My mum does that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.100,0:00:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Does she?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.65,0:00:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: So I'm a bit projecting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh no no, no, she does. My big\None when I was little was--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.46,0:00:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Oh there you go, "li-el."\NKnightley: There you go, "li-el."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.02,0:00:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: And I used to go "showa" and my\Nmum used to always go: "Showa! Showa! What's\Na "showa?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.02,0:00:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.30,0:00:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: (under breath) Shut up! \NYou know? Um, so, what does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.26,0:00:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I think we're sort of equal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.98,0:00:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Equally pretending to be posher\Nthan we are. Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.26,0:00:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Unlike these two people, because\Nyou got, say, who looks better walking out of a lake
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.06,0:00:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a white shirt me or Colin Firth? (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.04,0:00:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Wow. Well, you've got more skin\Non show, so I think you win.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.93,0:00:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.82,0:00:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Look at that! Sorry Colin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.09,0:00:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: You heard it here first Colin,\Nsorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.96,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Um, well I would say-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: And, and you've got that look I\Nwas talking about before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.60,0:00:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Is that the "blue steel look?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.66,0:01:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah! Blue steel look! Yeah,\Ncheck that "blue steel look" out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.91,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I think that was just, the\Nnerves in my face just kind of contracting-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh just going: "I'm really cold."\N(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.18,0:01:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: (as nerves) "I'm constipated\Nwith the cold!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: It's unfair. Also, it's him\Nreally because he's in a lake, I'm in a pond.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.75,0:01:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: It's not as good, you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.63,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Yeah, your turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.54,0:01:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh, sorry, my turn. Um.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.85,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: The film is called "The Imitation\NGame," but what's the best impression
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.95,0:01:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: (as Alan Rickman) I couldn't \Npossibly tell you, unless you guess it, Harry\NPotter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.82,0:01:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh, it's Alan Rickman, yeah. Nice one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.07,0:01:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Oh, that took a little bit, \Nthat was uncomfortable.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.95,0:01:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: No, sorry, it took me a little second\Nthere but its good. No, it was good. It was \Ngood.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.62,0:01:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: (laughter) A little second.\NUh, my impression got worse and worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.19,0:01:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm well known for my "bromance" with\NTom Hiddleston, apparently.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.90,0:01:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, but, he's a friend people. Get over it!\NWhat is this thing with every man friend
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.49,0:01:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has to be a "-mance".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.67,0:01:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Like "bromance?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.56,0:01:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Yeah! I got loads of bros I\Nhave "-mances" with.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.50,0:01:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: There you go, say it loud and proud.\NCumberbatch: (laughs) Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.18,0:01:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.59,0:02:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I know you are bros with Tom\NHiddleston, but who is your best "celebrity
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.77,0:02:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pal?" (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.77,0:02:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: My best celebrity pal? Isn't that\Nthe most disgusting question? I mean, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.39,0:02:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're pretty famous.\NCumberbatch: I'll do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.40,0:02:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: You're like, you're up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.98,0:02:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: We don't see enough of\Neach other though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.31,0:02:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: No, we don't, it's terrible.\NCumberbatch: That's got to be remedied.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.54,0:02:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah, it has. Yeah! You're always\Nbloody working!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.54,0:02:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: You're always making wine \Nsomewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.96,0:02:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.62,0:02:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley and Cumberbatch: Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.43,0:02:21.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Uh, who's question is it now?\NCumberbatch: I think it's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.43,0:02:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh! Can you do the Keira \NKnightley pout?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.83,0:02:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.21,0:02:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Sorry, I'm smiling too much.\NKnightley: No, that was it! No, that was it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.59,0:02:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I can't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.90,0:02:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Wait a minute, I don't quiver my lips!\NCumberbatch: No, that's me trying not to laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.90,0:02:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.37,0:02:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I can't do it!\NKnightley: The answer is no. No, he can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.13,0:02:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's mine. (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.85,0:02:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Ok, I just tried it without you\Nlooking. Ok, according to IMDB, you are a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.98,0:02:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,West Ham fan, that's a good "tongue warmer."\NKnightley: A what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.69,0:02:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Tongue twister, mouth warmer\Nsomething, West Ham fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.58,0:02:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah.\NCumberbatch: And if so, what do you think of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.31,0:02:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sam \N(mispronounced) \NAla-di-ch-y's long ball tactics?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.74,0:02:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Allardyce.\NCumberbatch: Allardyce, sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.71,0:03:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: What do I think about his long\Nball tactics? It's working this season.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.00,0:03:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Isn't it?\NKnightley: We're doing very well. Ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.98,0:03:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I don't know, I pretended \Nto know...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.22,0:03:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: (laughs) Um, right, wait a minute.\NYou are -you are officially Hollywood's best
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.56,0:03:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,photo-bomber. I thought that said\N"photographer", and I didn't know you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.08,0:03:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took photos. But it's not so we'll\N--can you give me some tips-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.69,0:03:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: That would be really weird, \NI'm Hollywood's officially best photographer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.03,0:03:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Uh, can you give me some tips, and\Nwho should I target?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.11,0:03:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Yeah, don't wear heels because\Nthat would make for an awkward landing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.12,0:03:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.82,0:03:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Um, and, um, any group of \Nrockers standing in a line.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.43,0:03:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Rockers?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.43,0:03:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Rockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.14,0:03:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Oh I know lots of them, great, so\NI'll just what, jump up behind them?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.43,0:03:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Just me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.52,0:03:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Just you? Shall I do that tonight?\NOh, but I'm wearing heels.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.78,0:03:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Well, take them off for a bit\Nand just go: "Whee!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.09,0:03:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: What run around?\NCumberbatch: Yeah, just always get a good
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.13,0:03:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,angel, on. You know? Get a run up as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.08,0:03:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: What was the most surreal\Nmoment you had making Star Wars Episode 1?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.12,0:03:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Uh, god I was 12. So I don't really\Nremember it. I do remember falling off the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.33,0:03:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back of a golf buggy in front of Ewan Mcgregor.\NI don't know if that was surreal, it was just embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.100,0:03:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Question answered, I'd say people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.64,0:04:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Um, oh wait a minute. According\Nto a recent online video, you can't pronounce
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.59,0:04:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,penguins properly? Is that true?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Yeah, I've heard about this.\NPenguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.86,0:04:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: What's that?\NCumberbatch: Penguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.03,0:04:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: You're saying it right.\NCumberbatch: Penguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.27,0:04:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Was I putting a "w" in \Nor something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.76,0:04:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interviewer: We actually have the video.\NCumberbatch: Oh, can I have a look?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.96,0:04:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I don't --I heard this was big\Nnews last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.11,0:04:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: (laughs) You were huge news \Nlast week.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.93,0:04:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Yeah, breaking story everybody.\NInterviewer: Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.34,0:04:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Important stuff, indeed. Penguin.\NKnightley: Penguin.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.00,0:04:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Video of Cumberbatch: "Peng-wings." Crusted \N"peng-wings."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.77,0:04:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: "Peng-wings." You're saying "peng-wings!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.56,0:04:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Video of Cumberbatch: So why are these \Nwoodlands so attractive to "peng-wings?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.78,0:04:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: (laughs) "Peng-wings."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.72,0:04:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: "Peng-wings" I put a "w" in there. \NThat's awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.04,0:04:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: That's an "l", "peng-lings?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.67,0:04:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: "Peng-lings" did that sound like\Na "ling."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.30,0:04:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Yeah, that sounded like a "ling."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.74,0:04:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: I had a "wing" in there. "Peng-wings."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.33,0:04:43.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: So, does that mean that my \Npronunciation of penguins is better than
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.66,0:04:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yours going back to that previous question.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.96,0:04:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Say it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.77,0:04:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: Penguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.28,0:04:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Penguins.\N(Knightley laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.20,0:04:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Did I get it right again?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.46,0:04:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knightley: No, you got it right. But you \Nreally did get it wrong about 3 times in that.\NYou said "Peng-wins. Peng-lins."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.29,0:04:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cumberbatch: Well it's a good job the people\Nof the world decided to find that out now,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.80,0:05:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because this November there's another film\Ncoming out called "The Penguins of Madagascar"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.10,0:05:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I'm going to have to say.