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Who is the most well-spoken actor:
you or me?

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- (snorts with laughter)
- (laughs)

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- Oh, man!
- No, we both know it's you 'cause--

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No, we're both pretenders.

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We both do-- you do a bit
of (cockney accent):

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You do a little bit of

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I used to go "shower", and my mum just goes, "ShaaWaa, ShaaWaa, what's a ShaWaa?"

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So yeah.. So what does that mean?

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I think that means we are equal.

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Equally pretending to be posher than we are.

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Who looks better working out in a white shirt?

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Me or Colin Firth? (stifles laughter)

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Well, you've got more skin on show

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so I think you win

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you at that

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it's good, you are right

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The film is called the Imitation Game

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What is the best impression you can do?

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Took me a second to get that one

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But who is your best celebrity pal?

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Who is my best celebrity pal?

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Well, that is not the most discussed question.

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You know, you're pretty famous.

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You're like ?

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Ya, you're terrible.

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You're always working.

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Can you like, do a

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Keira Knightley pout?

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That was it, that was it.

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No, I don't quiver my lips.

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The answer is, no, no, he can't

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Because it's mine

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You're a Westham fan

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They are doing very well

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According to recent online videos

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you can't pronounce penguins

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That means my pronounciation is better than yours