♫ opera singing with piano ♫
They say...
when you stare death straight into the eyes
you find out what you're really made of.
But who cares?! Can I just please go home?
(tape rewinding)
♫ music ♫
♫ I know it feels like no ones around, but baby, you're wrong ♫
(phone rings) ♫ Just get rid of the fear I promise that I'm here I'll never be gone ♫
Message: Hey y'all, you've reached Megan's phone. Please leave a message. (beep)
♫ So baby come with me we can fly away we can watch the stars shine ♫
♫ And baby you can be my love ♫
♫ Oh.. Wake up feel the air that I'm breathing I can't explain this feeling that I'm feeling ♫
Come on! ♫ I won't go another day without you, without you ♫
♫ Hold on I promise it gets brighter And when it rains I'll hold you even tighter ♫
♫ I won't go another day without you, without you ♫
♫ And this is me tonight There's no more games and no more lies ♫
♫ And I know it's right 'Cause of the way you look into my eyes ♫
♫ And when I hold you tight The worries disappear I'm glad you're in my life ♫
Message: Hey y'all, you've reached Megan's phone. Please leave a message. (beep)
♫ Wake up feel the air that I'm breathing ♫
♫ I can't explain this feeling that I'm feeling ♫
(ringing) Message: Hey y'all, you've reached Megan's phone. Please leave a message. (beep)
Hey! Megan! Uhh I'm at the airport. Umm just wanted to call you before I go, y'know... I..I..
I just wanted to let you know that I agree with you. I think, I think it's great that we're friends. I think..
I think you're totally, totally right and umm I will see you soon or.. or y'know.. later
umm...ok, ok, yeah, uh I gotta go so um.. bye.
Message: .. Please leave a message. (beep) If you.. if you ever need me I... I'm still here
I.. I gotta go. Bye.
(beep) If, if you don't need me I.. yeah it's fine, y'know, it's all good. Y'know we can still be friends and I'll be here.
(beep) Gimme a call. Y'know, or, or you can text me. I.. I check my text messages a lot.
I..I will talk to you soon or.. or.. or...later. Up to you. Um OK bye.
(fuck)
♫ music ♫
(Grace): Hey, bro. What took you so long?
I had my grad party, y'know, but.. but things are, things are OK.
I know, I know, I'm just teasing you. Are you sure everything's fine?
Yeah, yeah. Everything everything's fine. Umm.. don't worry Grace I told you I'd be at your wedding and so I'm here.
Thanks, little bro. It'll get better I promise.
Oh and Mum and Dad told me to tell you they're hiking Diamond Head today.
Uh-huh. Cool.
Anyway, cheer up. I'll see you soon OK?
OK. Love you sis. Bye.
♫ reggae music ♫ (tyres screech, door opens/closes)
Aloha bra! Shaka!
Yeah, uh, shaka, I got it right here somewhere.
No, no, no, no, no. Shaka: it's Hawaiin for 'hang loose' dude.
Oh, OK. Hang loose man.
Ok, like shak.. shakra, chakra.
Never mind, bro.
Now you're in Hawaii. My name is James. If you're cool you call me 'Dreadlock James'.
If you're my bra, you call me 'Dreadlock'. Don't call me Dreadlock, bra.
OK.
Already got laid. I don't know for sure we got tag teams.
Hey, excuse me. What is this called? It's a lei.
A lei? And they just give that to you for free? Yeah.
Really? How much for some hand stuff and mouth stuff, huh? (laughs)
Really?
What we need to be focussing on while we're here is Maoui-wowie.
Who else is coming out here?
Who cares!? Maoui-wowie, bro. That's what we're after.
I'm with that, I'm with that, I'm with that too. It is a weed. Girls are like fucking weeds out here.
What the fuck is your deal!?
Um.. I'm sorry... my bag's really heavy. Yeah.
Dude, Nikki's been here for like a couple days now, right?
I don't c... (sniffs) What?
D'you smell that? You have pot? You have weed?
No.
Who's got weed? I bet it's the bus driver.
Guarantee he smokes.
Move! I'm trying to get by.
Super rude dude! Super rude! WTF?
Dude, I'm sorry. My buddy's a little drunk.
I mean, I am too, but I'm not an asshole.
It's OK.
It's cool. Cool.
(Driver:) Buckle your seatbelts.
God, my thing is on fire. Girl, I'm always on fire!
Tell me about it! You're gay. We've been here less than 12 hours and you've already gotten some.
God! Sometimes I really wish I was gay. Ow.
What are you talking about? My thingie! I should've gotten waxed in L.A.
Better slap some aloe on that kitty kat. Hey! I heard Benjamin's already here.
Ohh God! I hate him!
Pssst. I love him!
Nikki! Augie! Hey!
Kevin! Kevvy! Oh my goodness gracious!
Oh it's so good to see you, your sister is gonna be so happy that you're here.
Really? Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late. I, uh, I had my graduation party yesterday.
What, did you get drunk?
Did you get laid?
No, but I did play Cranium. We stayed up really late til, like, 4am, but, um, I won so it was totally worth it.
You're so smart(!) Yeah.
What up, pimp?
♫ music ♫
Dante!!! Ehhh Dants!!! WOW wooo
Someone's looking good! Whoes this guy? He's with you? Yeah!
Hey dude, what's your deal?
I don't have a deal. I'm here for the wedding.
My wedding? You're here for my wedding? Yeah.
Who the fuck invited this guy?
Um.. my sister Grace. She's getting married and uh..
Grace has a brother?
Woah, woah, Grace never told me she had a brother. What the!?
What else has she not told me?
I'm, uh. I don't know.
You know I'm just fucking with you, right? (laughs)
Dirty! You're so dirty! You're horrible!
I got.. I got scared just now.
So tonight you're rollin with me. Yeah, I.. I can roll with you. I love to roll so...
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO. You are not rolling with them.
You are coming with us. You've gotta go meet up with your sister.
Kevin, you're going to go out with the girls tonight. We're going to do our nails.
Kevin, you're going to the nail salon with the girls?
Yeah, I.. I can No, you don't!
'Cause you're a man. Wanna roll with the boys tonight. Roll with me and my boys tonight.
No. No! Have you met his boys? No.
They are complete and utter douchebags. Jerkfaces. They are nimrods.
Dante! Dante! Wassup? (cheering, laughing)
Welcome to the island!
Hey D, check it out. It's the idiot from the bus. Wassup, idiot?
Hey.
Fellas, this is Grace's brother Kev.
Oh. Hey, man. (clears throat) Seriously, it's nice to meet you. It's a pleasure.
Nice to meet you too.
Wassup, little brother? I'm Dion from the bus.
Hey, uh, you guys all gonna dance tonight? Y'know get our dance on? Go party in the clubs, y'know.
Down to the break of dawn.
I'm sorry Ben, she, she drank a little bit too much. C'mon.