1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,652 Hi, my name is Joe and I can't grow a beard. 2 00:00:06,718 --> 00:00:08,525 Hi Joe. Thanks for joining us today. 3 00:00:08,627 --> 00:00:10,148 I know it's tough these days showing your face in public 4 00:00:10,203 --> 00:00:11,839 without any hair on it. 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:12,993 You are very brave. 6 00:00:13,065 --> 00:00:13,983 Who wants to go first? 7 00:00:14,085 --> 00:00:16,018 All my friends can grow beards and they make fun of me relentlessly. 8 00:00:16,070 --> 00:00:18,949 And they'll ask me 'hey, did ya, did ya just shave?'. 9 00:00:19,238 --> 00:00:21,806 'No, I didn't! I haven't shaved in a week!' 10 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,559 This is what I got. 11 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:28,786 Do you think that's bad? I've been growing this thing out for over a year. I look 13. 12 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:34,355 Yesterday, I caught my girlfriend reading an article called "The 31 Hottest Bearded Men Of All Time". 13 00:00:34,631 --> 00:00:35,851 Awwwwwwwww, that hurts. 14 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,411 How about those articles that are like 15 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,195 "check out this ugly guy 16 00:00:39,445 --> 00:00:41,199 who suddenly got really hot when he grew a beard!" 17 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,985 Did you guys see that '50 Shades of Gray' 18 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:44,350 trailer? Everybody's complaining because 19 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,911 the main guy had to shave for the role 20 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,409 And all of a sudden he's not attractive?? 21 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:48,350 What the F***!! 22 00:00:48,496 --> 00:00:49,576 I know but he's so hot... 23 00:00:49,641 --> 00:00:51,665 He's SO HOT. He's a male model actor 24 00:00:51,836 --> 00:00:53,497 One fell swoop with a razor 25 00:00:53,756 --> 00:00:55,218 isn't gonna change the fact that he's hot! 26 00:00:55,471 --> 00:00:57,664 It is hairless discrimination is what it is! 27 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,295 So, last Movember... 'Wooooahh, woooah!" 28 00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:03,124 No no no, it's NOVEMBER, November. This is a safe place 29 00:01:03,406 --> 00:01:05,780 We don't acclimate to impossible male beauty standards. 30 00:01:06,062 --> 00:01:09,380 I love that! Yes! Last November people were asking me, 31 00:01:09,604 --> 00:01:13,440 "Oh, when you gonna grow it out, you gonna grow it-- 32 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,841 You know how mad that made me feel?! 33 00:01:15,218 --> 00:01:17,096 Like less of a man, right? -Yes! 34 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:19,530 -"Hard, but you just have to donate to charity 35 00:01:19,811 --> 00:01:21,127 without taking photos of your sweet moustache. 36 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:24,053 We don't need to hide behind follicular lies! 37 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:27,168 At least we're honest about our jawlines! -Yeah! 38 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:32,199 I mean look, trends are cyclical, right? A cycle! I-- 39 00:01:32,479 --> 00:01:35,074 When, w- clean-shaven becomes a minority, w- 40 00:01:35,327 --> 00:01:37,240 They'll psychologically be attracted to YOU, and ME, 41 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:39,085 and all of us again! -Yeah! Yeah! 42 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,438 YEAH! AND I WILL BE SMOOTH AND PROUD! -SMOOTH AND PROUD! 43 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:42,906 Repeat after me! "I am a man!" 44 00:01:43,155 --> 00:01:47,557 "I cannot grow a beard!" "It does not make me less of a man!" 45 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:54,974 "It makes me a man without a beard!" "Beauty isn't in the beard!" 46 00:01:55,195 --> 00:02:00,197 "It's the face behind it!" "I... no..." 47 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:06,638 "It's okay. We are your beard."