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♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
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'In 3 more months John is
marrying Regina in this church'
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'If anybody has any objections
contact me or the congregation...'
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'...in written format'
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'This is their 1st notice'
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'Next week John and Regina
will be married in this august church'
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'This is their 3rd notice'
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ARYA
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A
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NAYANTARA
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NAZRIYA NAZIM
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SANTHANAM
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SATHYAN
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SATHYARAJ
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Hi! I am Sebastian
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Coming from France
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Oh hi!
So sweet of you
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I am sorry
I didn't get your name?
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My name is Caroline
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- That's nice
- Sarathy...!
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What...Sarathy?
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Hey baby!
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Dai, like a buffalo dashing across
the highway, why did you ruin...
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...my chance of dating her?!
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John is missing, da!
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I've been looking for you
for past 1 hour
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Then you should
lookforJohn
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Why me, black clay-pan?!
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- 0resa...!
- Is that a Nigerian swear word?!
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Sarathy, can't find John!
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Did you check
in the bathroom?
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He isn't there
with his wrists slit
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Did you check
the 1st floor window?
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He didn't escape with
a sari tied to the grill
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Let's go to
the wine shop
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Don't compel me too much
I'll stick to just 1 beer!
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I'll bruise your face
black and blue!
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I'm worried the wedding might stop
And you think I'm buying you a beer?!
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Let's look for him
in the wine shop
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What, da?
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Where were you, da?
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Went for a puff...why?
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I didn't check outside, dude!
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Grrrr...!!
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'KING
QUEEN'
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John and Regina are getting
married now in this church
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If anyone has any objection or
reluctance to this marriage...
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...address it now
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If not, you'll never be able to
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I thank the church
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In front of this gathering, John,
do you agree to wed Regina?
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I, John agree to take Regina
as my lawful wedded wife
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Thank you
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Regina, do you consent
to marrying John?
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I, Regina take Surya-
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Daddy...!
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My apologies to this
august assembly
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I, Regina give my consent
to marry John
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This august assembly accepts
your apology, thank you
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John
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"Honey...hug me...alright
hug me...hug me however tight"
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"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
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"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
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"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
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"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
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"Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
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Machi! Just married and
you are back to work?
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How was it last night?!
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Um...uh...aah...!
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Is your tooth
troubling you?
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Shut up and work
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Last night was my friend's wedding night
We discussed 'it' threadbare in 5th grade
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Wonder what positions he'd have tried!
Knowing him, he'd have tried them all!!
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Nothing happened!
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Why, dude? Was it
just level 1 and 2?!
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Didn't I just say
'nothing happened'?!
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Dai, don't pull
a fast one on me!
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When we, as kids, saw 'Jagan mohini'
the horror film, I was so scared
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And you were drooling over
Hemamalini's lusty waistline!
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Was last night
Aah...aahn...haan...?
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Will you just stick
to your work?
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Don't waste my time
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I'm not answerable to random
stray dogs I meet on the way!!
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Dude, boss is on the way
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Why is our boss appearing, when we
haven't rubbed Alauddin's lamp?
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Yesterday marriage
Today why come?
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Sir, profession is my 1st wife
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Soooperl?
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You get Rs 5000
increment, okay?
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I'll take it, thanks, sir
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You spent 50 lakhs on your wedding
and you're not making it work
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But you're working your butt off
for 5000 bucks in this office
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John, yesterday night
what happened?
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You'll not answer
random stray dogs
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Now kindly answer
this spineless porcupine!
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Sir, to random stray dog-
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- Bumper hit, sir
- Funny guys!
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Are you drunk?
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Heavily
What will you do?
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I won't do anything
I'll just go to bed!
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(Quiet sobs)
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(song from a Tamil film)
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(Louder sobs)
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Sob-sob all the time
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Are you some
bloody big shot?
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Increasing the volume
as you please
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If I stamp you, you'll end up
with splintered cartilages!
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Shut up and sleep
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'Nail she hammered into the coffin
In the few minutes she got in-between'
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I feel real sleepy
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Machi (friend) you called me
last night and blabbered something
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Couldn't make
head or tail of it
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- Just leave it, machi
- It's okay, tell me
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You are in your house
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Yes, I am
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In the middle of the night,
if someone drunk, knocks at your door
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And sleeps next to you,
how will you feel?
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Will something like this
happen to anyone ever?
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Of course, it does
To me!
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Marriage is
give and take
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Life is all about
making adjustments
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I didn't want
such a marriage
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Looks like you might
end up with a divorce!
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No, machi
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I agreed to this marriage
for my dad's sake
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So divorce is out of question
I won't hurt him
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But I don't like this life
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He and his misshapen face!
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But if you wish
you can help me
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- Machi
- Hey, hi
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I was just speaking to
our boss about your transfer
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Yeah, I'm waiting for it
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I don't like this place one bit
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Regina, you should-
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Don't try to convince me
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U.S., Australia
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Even Somalia!
I'm okay with it
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I just want to
leave this place
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That's it
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"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
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"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
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"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
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"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
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"'Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
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Take a hike!
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Hey, watchman!
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As if I will make
your life easy?!
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"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
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"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
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"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
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"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
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"Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
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Mr John!
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(Loud protests)
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Please be quiet
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What does your husband
think of himself?
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My pet dog Puppyma, will pee
only in the play ground, next street
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But your husband has puked outside
my door to his mouth's content!
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Daily at least 10 people
complain about him
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ls your husband mentally challenged
like baby Anjali in the film 'An]ali'?
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He's an expert at creating
problems in every flat!
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I'll go to the police
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My wife complained
of no water supply
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Your husband
offers to set it right?
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Isn't that wrong?!
You bet it is!
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Middle of the night,
he knocks at my door...
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...and asks me
for a glass of milk!
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It is not the done thing, okay?
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He wakes me up at midnight,
taps my head and says...
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'Isn't your ground vacant
Can we play cricket?!'
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He'll be beaten
black and blue
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He's not 'honeymooned' as yet
And wants to know if I'm free!
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Stupid fellow!
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He asked me 'if you are
working night shifts here...'
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...'who is substituting
for you at home?!'
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We've poured
our heart out to her
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Let's go
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(Dog barking)
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Dude, promise me
you'll never get married
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Take your hands off me
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How come all married men
repeat this same dialog?!
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How will I fulfill
all my childhood dreams?!
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Boss is right
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This newly-wed and that old dog
are like a broken record!
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I can't take this
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Don't you believe me?
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How many are drinking here
because of their wife's torture?
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Raise your hands
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(Unanimous consent)
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It's true, dude
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"Hey 'blue blood' baby
Why crave so yearningly?"
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"Hey loony with a locked attitude
Why sleep single in solitude?"
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“Slumped to a stupor, she made me numb
Dumped, she made me drink in a pub"
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"She made me sleep on the club floor
Salt she rubbed on my wounds sore"
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"My buddy Gaia told me,
dude, marriage is yucky!"
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"I see through her disguise up close
Trusting her, I fell flat on my nose"
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"She's queen of duplicity, red herring
Seems I'm destined to be celibacy-king"
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"Girls are supported by the entire city
We guys can report to which authority?"
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"She has entrusted 1 year warranty
But refuses a lifetime guarantee!"
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Dude, police
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Stop it
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Why the hell are you
dancing at this hour?
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We can't stand
female trouble at home
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That's why
we are here, sir
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That's exactly why
I'm on night duty too!
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- Dude...?
- Enjoy!
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"Home sweet home no longer commended
'Home away from home' wine shop instead"
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"I have no peace of mind at home
That's why wine shop and streets I roam"
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(Humming)
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Excuse me
I'm talking to you!
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Did I come to
the wrong house?
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#D3
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Venkatadhri
Midnight only!
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Everyday you come home
sozzled...aren't you ashamed?
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It's midnight and you are
in another man's house
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Aren't you ashamed?!
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You are torturing her too much
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Has she spoken a word
to you since you got married?
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What's in your mind?!
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Huh...?
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There's nothing
big in my mind
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Let me show you
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Want to snack on 'karasev'?
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I don't like 'karasev'
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Oh my God! Even this average face
doesn't like you, 'karasev'!
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Who'll like you then?
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Just disappear and die!
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'Aiyaiyo! She doesn't like me'
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It's dead and gone!
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It's called 'karasev'
but no one can save it!
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Don't talk
like a lunatic!
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Won't your husband
be looking for you?
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I'm not yet married!
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1 minute, I'll help
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Go straight to the 3rd floor
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Knock all the doors
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The door that does not open
That is your house!
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Hey, I'm a good boy
I'm already home
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That's very impressive, dude!
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You are not married, right?
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There's a girl here
Do you want to marry her?
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Dude, this chic has et al sized
right and in the right place
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No problem
I'll take care
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1 minute
Disturbance, huh?
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I warned you
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We'll talk about this
tomorrow, leave now
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Your friend just said it
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Get lost!
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Go...go...!
Stop glaring
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Close and go, dumbo
I meant the door!
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(song from a Tamil film)
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(Cricket commentary)
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There's somebody sick here
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Address
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- Sir, get in
- You go
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I'll ask some family member
to come over to the hospital
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Sir, it's an emergency case
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Please come
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Who accompanied the patient?
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He did, doctor
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What's her name?
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It starts with R
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But I don't know!
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How old is she?
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She must be-
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She's this tall...!
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I don't know, doctor
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How are you related to her?
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Husband!
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There's no point
talking beyond this
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He's drunk
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She's okay now
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You can shift her
to the room
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- Doctor
- Yeah, tell me
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Her name is Regina
Age 26
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How long have you
been married?
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Around 10 days
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Even if you don't
like her, it's okay
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But she is your wife
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At least be aware of
her medical details
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In an emergency...!
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I hope you understand
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I've prescribed
some heavy dosage
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Give her something to eat
before she takes the tablets
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Take care, I will
see you tomorrow
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How can he treat
his wife so indifferently!
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1st take this, followed
by this, then that
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Doctor's orders, not mine!
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I can't do this
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I can take only small sips
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Go home
I'll eat and sleep
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You eat
Then I'll leave
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Doctor's orders
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if you are not angry-
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May I know if this has
happened before and when?
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Why?
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Doctor wanted me to find out
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Happened
twice before
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But why?
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Surya...
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Hey! Mr Fender-bender!
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Can I ride slowly?
I'm terrified
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You are just rolling it
As if you're riding fast!!
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Drunken driving
all around us, bro
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We are stuck here and the entire
city is calling the New Year in
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Look at our plight...we are
on the way to our office!
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Our plight...?
'Yours' bro!
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If I'm selected in the airlines
cabin crew interview...
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...I'll zip zap zoom in mid air!
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Pipe down, da
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Look at this hooliganism!
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The girls are even worse!!
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Not girls...these are
crass, crude chicks!
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Do you know how
a girl should be?
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How?
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Should be...like her!
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Happy New Year
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What's this beer doing
in your hand while driving?
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Should NOT be like her!
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Whaaaat?
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(Phone vibrating)
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Machi! Dad is calling me
Shall I take the call?
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Please don't
pick up the call
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If we get caught, your phone
will be confiscated for a week!
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What? I'm in that
she-devil's class
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Tell me quickly
Was the flight delayed?
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- Darling?
- I'll call you back, bye
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I was the one-
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Regina...out!
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I've told him never
to call me during class
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All because of him!
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'The number you have dialed
is temporarily not in use'
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'For further assistance'-
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Huh...!
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Machi! Do you have
the Airvoice number?
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What are you doing?
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Can't see!
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934-1 O
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Meow!!
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Nivitha...out now!
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- What's your problem now?
- I want the Airvoice number
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934109341 O
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You could have told me this
from inside the class, silly!
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Not bad, I like this
fresh air too!
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'To learn more about
the offer, press 1'
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Press 2
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Press 3
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Press 7
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Press 9-
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How long will you take
to pick up the phone!
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Good morning, you are
talking to Airvoice Surya
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How can I help you?
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Ah...by not being a pain
in the wrong place!
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Whaaat?!
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Why did you take so long
to answer my call, da?!
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Ma'am, I can continue to help only if
I know your name and phone number
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I get the caller id
even in my small phone
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You sit in front of a big
system, don't you get it?
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No, I don't!
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Where?
I'm new to this job
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Please give me
your number
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Tell me slowly
from the beginning
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90-
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15-
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36-
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It's 36, you jackass!
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Wonder who hired you?!
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Will you tell me
from the beginning?
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Without losing your cool
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Are you Ms Rajini?
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Regina
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Please hold for 2 minutes
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Will check and get back
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He has put me on hold!
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Don't know
what the problem is!
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Not paid the bill
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Thanks for waiting!
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You've not paid
the phone bill
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That's why your outgoing
calls have been cut
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Pay the bill, your outgoing
will be released, okay?
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I paid the bill yesterday
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IS that So?
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Paid in which area?
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Adyar
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It's still not updated
in our system
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Can you give me
your bill number?
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Will I be loitering around with
the bill in my hand, you moron?!
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Correct, madam
You are right!
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You go to Adyar sim city,
find out what happened
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They should be
able to help you, okay?
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You stupid son-of--
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Don't, ma'am
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Don't bring my dad
into our figh-
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Madam...stop
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Give me 2 hours
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If I'm still unable to
resolve the problem...
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...I'll pay and renew
your connection!
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Okay, hang HP
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May I know, how many stars
will you rate for this service?
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I'm in a murderous mood to
hang you...just hang up
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Thanks for calling!
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Customer care can
be very irritating!
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Are you happy
with the service?
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- Bro...?
- Don't scratch my back
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What happened?
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Why are you crying?
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Some random girl
on the phone...
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...tore me to shreds
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Hey, men should never cry
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What you do now is-
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I'm checking, just wait
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Nagging me nonstop!
Get lost
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Do you have her number?
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Yes, I do
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You have your phone with you?
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Yes, bro
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Call back and give her
a piece of your mind!
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Bro...?!
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'Why is she here again?'
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(Phone vibrates loudly)
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I'm done for!
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Regina...out!
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Hello, what do
you think of yourself?
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Did you think
I'm meek and mousy?
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Do you know
I'm a rowdy?
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Hello...who are you?
What do you want?
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You just called me
and tore me apart
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Airvoice Surya!
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I didn't scold you
Only your company!
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So...will you malign
my father's character?
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You better apologize, or else
things will take an ugly turn
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I won't apologize
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If you are a man, not meek
and mousy, meet me in person!
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Okay sis, you are pardoned!!
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You delete my number
and I will delete yours!
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Let's move on...you don't
call me and I won't either!
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Bye, thank you
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Dai...!
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What, sis?
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If you are a man with guts
come in person
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What's your problem?
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Won't you let a guy
be in peace?
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I've not had breakfast
since this morning
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Saturday vow
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I have loads of work to finish
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I can't come running
if you click your fingers
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I'm not a scaredy-cat
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Sis, please leave me
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Dai, if you are a man, come over!
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Huh...? If you are
a man, come over
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Awww!
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Don't disturb me
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This company is totally
dependent only on me!
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Bro...?
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He keeps scratching me
in the same spot!
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What, da?
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That girl keeps hounding me
How do I tackle her?
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Best option...!
Switch off your phone
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Bro
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He has switched off his phone
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He'll get it from me
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Hey, girls! Take out your phones
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Call Airvoice customer care
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If anyone by the name of Surya
picks up the phone, block him
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Good morning, you are speaking
to Airvoice Deepak
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What can I do for you?
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You are speaking
to Airvoice Priyanka
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How may I help you?
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Prakash...?
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Good morning, you are
speaking to...
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...Airvoice Kavya
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Tell me, how may I help you?
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Hey, did he pick up?
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No, not him
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He'll get caught for sure
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Good afternoon, you are
speaking to Airvoice Kannan
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Good evening, you are
speaking to Airvoice Surya
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How may I help you?
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I want only you, sir!
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I'm Annakili here
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Chrompet mason's wife
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My husband got me a phone
in the festival discount sale offer
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He charged
my phone for Rs 50
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I don't know why but
you deducted that money
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My husband got suspicious
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And struck me
right on my neck
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I was dumbstruck!
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Then he called you to inquire
and what did you tell him?
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'Your wife is having an affair'
is what you told him!
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Dai, true to my conscience,
I'll ask you just 1 question
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Go ahead, madam
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Who am I having
an affair with?
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1 minute, madam
I'll check and get back
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Aiyaiyo!! Come to my
neighborhood and check
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He chased me away
to my mother's house
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Come and check there if you want
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I'm not being 'kept' by anyone!
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Please hold for a minute
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Thanks for waiting
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Madam, you've 'kept' a caller tune
That's why it was deducted
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Hey, good-for-nothing oaf!
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How dare you accuse me of
having an affair with a caller tune?!
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If I'm soft with my words
I'm just a gutter
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If I get offensive, it can stink
more than the river C0oum!
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Hello, this is Bhuvana
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Tell me, madam
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Someone has been calling me
for past one week
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Okay
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He had full 'talk time'
So he was talking to me
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Once he used up all his minutes
he asked me out to Mahabalipuram
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We took to one another but
now he's not taking my calls!
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If you call him from
customer care...
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...he'll definitely
pick up the phone
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If he does, we can
enjoy a trio talk!
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What do you say?
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Sorry, madam, we don't
provide such services
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If you don't help me, I'll name you
as the father of my unborn baby!
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What did you say your name was?
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Surya
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Yeah, I'll write your name and
hang myself outside the college!
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Madam, my name is
not Surya, I'm lyappan
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Madam!!
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Brother, I'm Mahalakshmi
calling from F3 police station
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'Sister'?
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I believe you took
a girl to Mahabalipuram!
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That's not me,
someone else
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Because you got her pregnant...
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...she committed suicide
outside her college!
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I felt very bad
seeing that pathetic sight
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Commissioner is truly mad at you
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He has given us
'shoot at sight' order for you!
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If you surrender of your own accord
you can escape from 'encounter'
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Sis...sis...! I'm not
that kind of a person
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Sister...sister...?!
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I'll check it out
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Yov! My life is at stake
And you're having a gala time!
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- What happened?
- All gone thanks to you!
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We'll be dragged
to the police station
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- Did you know that?
- Dai, sit down
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You 'trash can' fellow!
I can't listen to you
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Sit down
Just listen to me once
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Sorry, dudes
Please sit down
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Slightest pretext
they'll get up!
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You got a personal call this morning
Now a customer care call
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Both you said were problematic
What's the actual problem?!
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This morning a girl called...
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...and said her husband sent her
out of the house because of me
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Then another girl called to say
I'm the father of her unborn baby!
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Yov! That girl committed suicide
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Policemen will arrest me anytime now
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How will you help me?
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Bro, please come with me
to the police station
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I don't have anyone else
I'm sorry if I yelled at you
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You are getting emotional
during office hours often
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It's normal to receive
such calls in customer care
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You're new to this job
That's why you are stunned!
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Write a complaint letter and
give it to Mr Ramamurthi
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- I'll do that
- Problem solved
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What?
-
Dai, why are you crying?
-
Girls are calling
and torturing me
-
T9 Yollr phone?
-
Give me the number
We'll trace and take action
-
Sir, they are calling
customer care number
-
What to do, sir?
-
1st stop crying
-
Stop crying
-
Wipe those tears!
-
Dai, you are a new recruit
That's why you are shaken up
-
If you receive any such calls,
in future, divert them to me
-
I'll handle it
-
Will you talk to them?
-
Of course
-
You are my only savior, sir
-
Thank you, sir
-
What now?
-
Wanted to touch
your feet and thank you!
-
That's enough
-
What histrionicsl!
-
Good afternoon, you are
speaking to Airvoice Surya
-
How may I help you?
-
Did your wit become blunt
because I teased you, Gopal?!
-
'If you receive any such calls,
in future, divert them to me'
-
'I Will handle it'
-
Looks like he took
my word as gospel!
-
- Who's on the line?
- Who are you, sir?
-
I'm CEO of Airvoice
Ramamurthi here
-
What you are doing
is a huge blunder, dear
-
If you want to make
fun of a single individual...
-
...you must call
his personal number
-
You should not abuse
a public service center!
-
Sir, what does public
service center mean?
-
It means customer care
-
A hub to serve customers
-
If you can promptly
get me 4 ideal customers...
-
...it'll be very convenient
-
- Surya?
- Sir...?
-
You take 2 days off
-
I'll take 4 days off!
-
Did you switch on your phone?
-
No
-
- What is the time?
- 11:00 p.m
-
Turn it on
-
Why. bro?
-
Only guys will call girls after 10 p.m
and not the other way about!
-
Switch it on
without fear
-
- Do you think so?
- Certainly!
-
- I turned it on
- Cute boy!
-
Where are you off to?
-
I have some work
to do, bro
-
You don't even work
during the day
-
What will you do now?
-
That girl has texted me
-
What does she want?
-
It seems she is
waiting downs!
-
- Let's go down
- Bro, I won't come
-
You have a lion
as your chaperone!
-
I don't want to come
Please leave me
-
Let's check her out
-
Where...who is she?
-
Hey! Isn't she the chick we saw with
the beer bottle on New Year's day?
-
Yes, bro
-
'She'll definitely be
a crass, crude chick!'
-
It's time for your bro to
get into the battle field!
-
Come with me silently
and just watch how I play
-
If you look that side
you'll be scared
-
Come this way
-
In fact don't for any reason
peep out at any time...!
-
I'll go...talk...and
solve the problem
-
Then we can
go home together
-
No crying!
-
You're making me cry!!
-
Are you Surya?
-
If I was Surya, it will be
a different scene altogether!
-
What would you have done?
-
Sister, I'd have accepted, apologized,
fallen at your feet and fled the scene
-
- How funny!
- Okay, where is he?
-
Why are you glaring at me?
-
He's hiding over there!
-
Will he not come out?
-
He's a scaredy-cat, sis
-
So you are Mr Brave heart?!
-
No, I'm worse than him, sis
-
A slight misunderstanding
has happened...!
-
Dai, it seems it is
a misunderstanding
-
Mistake is on our side only
-
Dai, I believe the mistake
is on their side only
-
Come out!
-
Anything else, sis?
-
Dai, you shut up and scoot
-
I'll shut and scoot
from here for sure, sis
-
Hey Surya!
-
Listen, mistake is yours
You hadn't even paid the bill
-
I settled the bill for you
-
But coming like this to
my office is too much!
-
I actually came
to apologize
-
But aren't you the one who
yelled at me on New Year's night?
-
That's because you had
a beer bottle in your hand-
-
Stop!
-
You look so decent
-
But, how could you
yell at a girl in public?
-
You also look
so cute and beautiful
-
Didn't you scold me?
-
I'm in a murderous rage against you
-
Just go
-
I'll start crying
if you threaten me
-
Why are you crying?
-
Wipe your eyes first
-
I'm not crying
My tear glands perspired!
-
I'll close my eyes
-
Before I open,
leave this place!
-
Shut your eyes
-
Has he left?
-
Look there
-
Haven't you left yet?
-
One small request
Do not drink beer
-
You'll get a paunch!
-
'Girls prefer innocent boys
to over smart boys!'
-
'I liked his innocence'
-
I'll let you know
once the line clears, madam
-
Your voice is very sweet
-
Oh! You are a man, huh?!
-
What...had fun
last night, eh?
-
I scolded and
sent her away
-
You scolded and
sent her...where?
-
Why are you teasing me?
-
I've decided not to
accompany you anywhere
-
Bro...? Okay
No need! 'Twaiiin'!
-
You are 'twaiin'ing ME?!
-
As if I won't get my chance
to settle your 'twain' score!
-
Wait, a momentous incident
is about to happen here
-
- Hello
- Is it Surya?
-
- Yeah
- I love you
-
She is calling and
saying she loves me
-
She has to come here, no?
She'll be trapped today
-
Bro, she usually
comes by this bus
-
- Are you sure?
- Yes, bro
-
She is getting down as if
she's oblivious of anything!
-
I believe you called him
and professed your love?
-
- Huh?
- No
-
Bro, bring that phone here
-
Show her
-
This is not my number
-
Bro, this isn't her number?
-
No, bro! Some unknown number
-
Dai, do you realize what
a soup you've landed me in?!
-
I'll try to cope in
my own endearing style
-
A slight misunderstanding
has happened
-
A small misunderstanding it seems
-
Actually mistake is ours
-
Oh, that too!
-
It seems they are to blame!
-
What else?
-
Sister, don't make fun of us
-
Dai, will you leave, only after
I tell you to shut up and scoot?
-
Sis, I'll leave now
Bye, younger sister!
-
Take care of your health, da
-
Some idiot tells you I called to
profess my love to you
-
But it didn't
occur to you, right?
-
Oh! So you called me?
-
♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
-
Listen...!
-
Hey, you'll find a Thenmozhi
or a Kanimozhi in your village
-
Go behind her
I'll not be right for you
-
Hello, I'm only scared of my dad
-
Otherwise, I love you
-
"Girl, raindrop so refreshing
from head to toe revitalizing"
-
"Who gave me these wings to fly?
My heart glides ahead in the sky"
-
"Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow
Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"
-
"Hey my sweet potato...jaggery
don't smile to ensnare me"
-
"On the river bank, baby cow
don't sail paper boats in tow"
-
"Without meeting shall we take a stand
to get married and walk hand in hand?"
-
"Short and sweet meeting
Chat heart-to-heart fleeting"
-
"My eyes admonish so appealing"
-
"Even after summer shower
retreat for the year..."
-
"...raindrops on roadside trees hover"
-
"Tempest that thunders storming
Sun at night that ignites tempting"
-
"Thanks to you, my darling
I became a kite without a string"
-
"Sweetie, if I fall it will be
at your feet for eternity"
-
"Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow
Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"
-
"Beautiful anklets tease and thrill
Gold bangles jingle to fulfill"
-
"Spark of light and your sweet talking
Sugarcane that's honeyed nectarine"
-
My daughter is pure gold
-
That's how I have
brought her up
-
"Will my tune awaken in you a song
a raga of your heart to beat along?"
-
Drink...drink
-
My daughter has no vices
-
"Love walked in, brought fever along
Will you kiss me to make me strong?"
-
"Your angry gaze spins me into a daze
Encore please, so I can enjoy that phase?"
-
"You bewitch a man in totality
Your shadow too is xerox of your beauty"
-
"In the alcove of my eyes endlessly
you intoxicated me anew daily"
-
"You kindled a fire in my heart
Even if doused can never depart"
-
"Girl, center of my sphere
I danced to your tunes, dear"
-
"Like a cyclone blowing
you ravish me, darling"
-
Your results are out
tomorrow, right?
-
Nothing
-
Are we 'made for each other'?
-
No couple can be born as
'made for each other' Surya
-
It's how you make
your life meaningful!
-
Some day our marriage
will happen in a church, no?
-
My father won't agree
-
Okay, let's get married
in a temple then
-
I'm saying my father
won't even agree to this wedding
-
Give me your hand
-
What does it matter
if no one accepts?!
-
What?
-
You said you wanted to
tell me something urgent
-
I got selected in the airline
cabin crew interview, Regina
-
Wow! That's great
-
But, the training is
for 2 months in the U.S
-
Go and come back
-
After the training,
I might have to work there
-
What should I do now?
-
'What should I do now' means?
-
Okay, you break
the news in your house
-
I'll tell mine
-
Tell my folks?
-
You'll profess your love
in front of everyone
-
But you won't tell your parents
at home, you love me?
-
I told you clearly the other day
my father is my only fear factor
-
Otherwise, I love you
-
What da, trying
to ditch me, huh?
-
What...Regi?
-
Hey, I just said it for fun
-
Surya...!
-
I'll tell my dad
-
He'll come and
speak to your dad
-
Okay?
-
You are like a kid
Wipe your eyes
-
Go home without
any apprehensions
-
Come
-
- Darling
- What?
-
Shall we go for a drive?
-
No da, I'm tired
-
I'm Quins up!
-
I'll buy you a beer
-
What, da...have you got
married to some guy?
-
Dad...?
-
Since you are buying me a beer
and softening the blow, so I thought
-
Hey, just chill
Then it's only love
-
Of course
-
Surya...is now working
in customer care
-
But he's selected for
airlines cabin crew position
-
Going to the U.S very soon
-
He's a very nice guy, dad
-
I like him very much
-
Then I'll like him too!
-
It doesn't matter whether
you like him or not
-
It's not that, dad
-
He's scared to disclose
our love to his dad
-
if you cou-
-
Okay, I'll take care
-
Sir, you are-
-
I'm James
MD of Tata Steel
-
Are you Muthuraman...?
-
Yes, sir
Please come in
-
Tell me, sir
-
If it's personal
we can discuss it here
-
If it's official,
we can go to the station
-
It's personal, sir
-
My daughter Regina
is studying MBA
-
Sir, did anyone kidnap her?
-
Oh, nothing of that sort
-
She's in love with
your son, Surya
-
Looks like he is
shy by nature
-
He's a little hesitant to tell you
-
Regina said he's going
to some U.S camp
-
That's why I wanted
to inform you beforehand
-
If you give your approval,
we can fix the marriage date too
-
I have no objection
-
My choice is whomever
my daughter loves, sir
-
Sir, you are from
an affluent family
-
When you've initiated
this marriage proposal...
-
...why would I object?
-
I'm okay with this alliance
-
I just feel sad, my son
didn't inform me personally!
-
That is bec-
-
Otherwise I'm happy
Sir, you fix the marriage date
-
I'm glad, sir
I'll fix the date and call you
-
Also fix the funeral
date for the boy
-
Sir...?!
-
When 2 lovers talk, they should
discuss but not take it forward
-
Instead, they tell
an elderly person...
-
...who shamelessly broaches it
to another elderly gentleman
-
This is unheard of in
our culture and our family!
-
If you wish to discuss more
on this subject...
-
...please come to the station
-
You can leave now
-
Dar-ling?
-
I think his dad watches
lot of soap operas on TV
-
He talks like those soap-dads!
-
Idiot! He talks about
family and culture
-
There is only
1 way to this
-
Hmm...no
-
Darling, please tell me
-
Will you first go in for
a register marriage?
-
Dad...!
-
If you are okay with it
I'll make all the arrangements
-
If anyone objects, we can show
the marriage certificate, simple!
-
I'm okay with this idea
-
But he's a coward!
-
You have to take care of that
-
I can't tell Surya
'I love you'
-
'Can we go in for
a register marriage?'
-
That's your part
-
I warned you earlier
not to tell my father, no?
-
I knew he won't accept
-
But, you unnecessarily-
-
What to do now?
-
LGHVG it
-
So tell me, what is
sir's bright brainwave?
-
Can we have
a register marriage?
-
Hey! Did you meet my father
on the way by any chance?
-
No
-
How come, you are so bold?
-
The day I expressed
my love to you...
-
...I knew our marriage
can happen only this way!
-
You messed it up
by telling my father
-
Do you have
the courage or not?
-
Seriously...is this Surya talking?!
-
Listen, I'll not tell my father
You don't tell yours either
-
Let's not tell our friends
-
Witnesses are ready
-
Let's get married
without telling anyone
-
When and if any hassles arise
we'll show our marriage certificate
-
Hey, sometimes decisions
taken by men can be right too!
-
"You transfixed me as a mesmerized maiden
My kohl lined eyes all love-laden"
-
"Soul mate, will this bond last to rejoice?
Silently I stand still, no words to voice"
-
"In all ways worthwhile
always you make me smile"
-
Madam, why are
you here at 7:00 a.m?
-
Registrar will come
only at 10:00 a.m
-
There's a wedding here
from 10 to 11 in the morning
-
Then, another wedding
from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m
-
One of these two
must be your wedding
-
Do you intend
waiting here till then?
-
He said he'll be here soon
-
In few more hours, it will be
real hot, wait under that tree, dear
-
I forgot all about you!
-
Didn't the bridegroom come?
-
My dear, nowadays 50% of the guys are
scared to express their love to the girls
-
Assuming they do, they are
scared to get their parents' consent
-
By mistake even if they reach
this marriage stage...
-
...they are apprehensive about
taking care of the girl for a lifetime!
-
These 3 categories
are most common
-
Even now, it is not
the end of the world
-
As usual, tell your parents
you went to a farewell party
-
Or it got late at a friend's place
-
Come up with a solid excuse
when you get back home
-
Nobody will know about this
-
Marry the person
your parents choose
-
Certainly your life
will be a contented one
-
Bye, madam
-
What, darling?
-
Krishna called me this morning
-
He told me you are waiting outside
Saidapet Registrar's office
-
I expected you to get
married and come home
-
Okay, get into the car
-
What song do you
want to listen?
-
Sorry, dad
-
Why sorry, darling?
-
You were the one
who gave me this idea
-
But I didn't even tell you
-
Why do you have
this long face?
-
Let's not go back home
-
Let's do something interesting
-
- Who are you?
- Where's Surya?
-
Who are you?
-
Call Surya
Surya...Surya...!
-
Will he come just because
you yell out his name?
-
He left ages back
-
Uncle, please
Don't play the fool
-
Why should I
pull your legs?
-
He has really gone
-
I'm feeling sleepy
Leave now
-
Listen, if you don't believe me
come to the police station tomorrow
-
Go to the airport, I'll send
a constable along with you
-
Check the flight manifesto
-
If Surya Muthuraman is not listed
in the passengers' list to USA, ask me
-
Lodge a complaint
I'll myself look for him
-
Now leave
Good night!
-
No shame at all!
-
Is U.S that far to go?
-
Usually, boys will go
in search of their girls
-
First time, girl's dad will go
in search of the boy!
-
Regi...?
-
No,daddy
-
Surya wouldn't have left
-
Without letting me know,
he wouldn't have left
-
Okay, stop crying
-
Murali, are you in the airport?
-
I need some information
-
Can you please check the manifesto
of all flights that left for U.S this morning
-
And see if anyone by name
Surya Muthuraman was on any flight
-
I'm telling you, certainly
he wouldn't have left!
-
No chance!
-
He wouldn't have gone
-
His father must have
threatened him-
-
Relax, dear
-
Yeah, tell me, Murali
-
Dad, Surya hasn't gone, right?
-
Dad...?
-
He left
-
Let go of him
-
For heaven's sake,
don't cry, Regina...please
-
I didn't cry even when
your mom passed away
-
But, when you cry,
I feel like crying too
-
No daddy,
I'll stop crying
-
You don't cry, dad
-
Sorry, dad
-
I won't cry
-
Let's do this
-
Let's keep driving
as far as you wish
-
When we both want to
go home, we'll drive back
-
Dad...dad...?!
-
Dad...?
-
'Will you go in for
a register marriage?'
-
'If you cry, I feel like
crying too, Regina!'
-
Send the scan immediately
to the Cardiology department
-
- ls any family member here?
- His daughter is here, doctor
-
Are you his daughter?
-
Very 1st cardiac attack
-
We have done a minor surgery
-
In another 10 days we will
shift him to the general ward
-
He is stable
-
Hello, Regina
This is lyappan here
-
Do you know
Surya's whereabouts?
-
How is your dad now?
-
Dad is much better
-
He has been
shifted to the room
-
Regina, I got a call
from the U.S camp...
-
...that Surya committed suicide
-
His father just left the country
-
Just a minute
-
Tell me, lyappan
-
I couldn't hear you inside
-
What happened to
Surya at the camp?
-
I got a call that Surya has
committed suicide at the U.S camp
-
His father just left the country
-
Surya's body has
arrived at the airport
-
They're taking the body to
their native town, Thiruthani
-
I'm also accompanying them
-
I wanted to keep you posted
-
Hey, who are you?
-
She's just recuperating
-
No sir, Regina and Surya were-
-
I'm unable to come
to terms with this
-
Just leave
-
Sorry, sir
-
If the person we love, leaves our world
doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
-
One day or the other according to
our wish-list our life will also change
-
It will, Regina
-
When your mom passed away
if I had also given up hope...
-
...who would have
been with you?
-
You must be
with me, Regina
-
Everything will be alright
-
Darling, come here
-
Why are you
looking so shabby?
-
Your beard...your shirt
-
I don't like you at all
-
I don't like you either
-
With a grumpy face all the time!
-
Have I ever asked you?
-
I'm feeling tired
I'll go to my room
-
What's your problem now?
-
Tell me
-
Nothing, dear
-
If I say something, it will
sound a cliche dad-dialog!
-
Or it'll seem like I am
blackmailing you emotionally
-
Both won't set
with my character!
-
I'll go to my room
-
Tell me what's bothering you
-
Simple! I want you
to get married
-
And be happy!
-
Okay, go shave
-
I'll agree to get married
-
What?
-
Please shave, dad
-
I agree to get married
-
True love!
-
This is the 1st time I'm hearing
how much a girl loved her guy!
-
I'll ask for permission
at work and come back
-
It's okay, I'll ask
my friend to be with me
-
You go now
-
I'll go to work
and then call you
-
I don't have
your phone number
-
Can you give me?
-
Hello...?
-
I'm John speaking
-
John...John...John
I can't come to work today
-
Will you inform them
I'm taking off?
-
I'm not your colleague John
-
John“J
-
Tell me
-
Did you take your medicine?
-
I did
-
That's why I called
Okay...bye
-
Daaai...hey!
-
He is smiling like Lord Muruga
in the devotional film 'Kandhan karunai'?
-
Daaaii!
-
What 'dai'?
-
Monday, sir
-
What 'Monday'?
-
Sorry, sir
-
What 'sorry'?
-
Only English word he knows...whatever
I say, he boomerangs me with 'what'?!
-
Sir, I was looking for you
-
What, John?
-
I've admitted
my wife in hospital
-
She said she'd manage
and sent me off to work
-
But my mind isn't working
And my limbs feel numb
-
If you give me 2 hours permission
I'll quickly visit her and be back, sir
-
- Take full day leave
- Thank you so much, sir
-
Sarathy 'sir'
See you 'sir'
-
Sir...sir, can I get
2 hours permission?
-
Why...?
-
My neighbor wanted me
to get her some coconut
-
Then she changed her mind
-
But my mind isn't working
And my limbs feel numb
-
And I can't get aunty
out of my mind
-
If you give me permission
I'll buy it for her and get back
-
No...no...no
Work first
-
Can I go for
a test drive?
-
Go...!
-
Thank you, chief
-
Funny guys!
-
You are as happy as
a puppy with 2 tails!
-
Have you killed your wife?!
-
What's wrong with you?
-
You're bouncing with joy
-
Whom are we seeing
after fibbing to our boss?
-
You won't tell me?
-
Okay, pull over
Let's drink some juice
-
- Thank you!
- What, da?
-
Did you drink the juice?
-
I just did
-
I thought of getting you
some juice on the way
-
- No, thanks
- Oh! Okay
-
First tell me whom we are
seeing and then go inside
-
Here he is
-
You're giving me
the cold shoulder
-
You're a Christian and praying to
a Hindu God without even knowing how!
-
Why are you confusing everyone
including the Gods? Answer me
-
Dai...?
-
Why didn't you call me?
One word and I'd have come
-
Doesn't matter
-
How much is the bill amount?
-
Rs 18,500, ma'am
-
- Here
- Excuse me
-
Whoever gives you a card
will you swipe it at once?
-
I thought he is
your husband
-
Who told you?
-
He was the one
who signed yesterday
-
Just because he signed,
does it make him my husband?!
-
I'm sorry
-
Can't I give?
-
Give what?
No, you cannot
-
You keep calling me as and when you like
to ask if I had juice, medicines...?
-
That too with such
proprietary, huh?
-
It so happened, I was
depressed yesterday
-
You asked me and I told you
Don't read more into it!
-
But you gave me
your phone number
-
My watchman also
has my number!
-
So, what?
-
Can I be equated
with the watchman?
-
Listen, John
-
If you take advantage of me,
1 more time and try to get closer...
-
...it'll turn real nasty!
-
You give it
I'll wait outside
-
Hey, Regina
-
What's her problem?
-
What's wrong with her?
-
Leave it, dude
-
Tell me how to hook her!
-
I'm there for you
Crying like a kid!
-
Dude, no one saw this, right?
-
Other than the 100 people here,
nobody saw, dude
-
When was the 1st time
you cried, dude?
-
Dai, forget it
-
Dai, when did you first cry?
-
Dude, at least let me
drink in peace!
-
Dude, when was
the first time you cried?
-
Dude...dude...!
-
Do you know when was
the 1st time he cried?
-
Shhhh...apartment
-
It's midnight and
everyone will be fast asleep
-
Hmm...you know
it is midnight, no?
-
Were you concerned
where your husband is?
-
Doyo ukn owwhe nwas
the 1st ti mehe cried?!!
-
Mrs. John, don't we look
like human beings to you!
-
Whether there's trouble or not outside
the Govt wine shop in the next street...
-
...daaaaily there's trouble
at your doorstep here
-
Sorry, Mr Venkatadhiri
He'll leave now
-
Why are you letting
drunkards inside your house?
-
Watchman
-
Hey, who is a drunkard?
-
No panic
-
If somebody sees us,
we'll be caught
-
- Get inside
- Come in
-
Hmmm...you'll be caught?
-
Who's this
'Thai massage'?
-
Is she your wife?
-
I sent my wife this morning
to her parents' home
-
This is my secretary
-
Stolen accessory!
-
And you can
call the cops?
-
If I call, won't you
be caught in a raid?
-
Now, go inside and flip that
old newspaper quietly!
-
Hey! Sarathy...!
-
He's the secretary
of the flats here
-
Secretary...but he has fallen flat for
his secretary inside, can't you see that?
-
You'll respect guys like him
but my friend John...?
-
How did that guy
address you?
-
Tell me
-
Mrs John!
-
Okay, are you aware
you are married?
-
Some guy will ditch you
-
Knowing this, some other guy
will be willing to marry you
-
And you'll humiliate him
-
You are at fault
-
Listen, Regina
-
After getting married, he must buy
jasmine and sweets daily for you
-
Instead, he buys 3rd rate liquor
and comes to see me!
-
Because you are at fault
-
In 3 months, instead of you puking
because you are pregnant...
-
...he's throwing up daily
after drinking himself numb
-
Fault...fault...fault!
-
Let me tell you something
-
If women don't give in...
-
...men will give money
and give in to their desires
-
Don't make my friend go astray
-
Don't blabber like a lunatic
-
If you are truly a good friend,
you won't let him also drink
-
Neither will you drink and make an ass
of yourself at your friend's door step
-
How can a friend be
classified good and bad?
-
'Friend' means good!
-
Do you know when was
the 1st time he cried?
-
Oh God! I don't know
Enlighten me
-
He cried the 1st time he loved...!
-
Now he's in love
and he is crying!
-
I don't understand
-
I have to say it properly
-
2007
-
2007
-
Yea...!
-
He is following me
-
Looks crazy
-
Hey abroad! You dare try to hook
one of the girls from our area
-
Natural to drool over
good looking chicks!
-
Where are you from?
-
Omasi
-
When we ask him
which city he is from...
-
...he tells us
a girl's name!
-
Out...you go
-
Coffee-powder face...go
-
Look how he exited
-
Come
-
Coffee powder has
brought his cronies, da
-
It seems you hit my friend
-
We should never
fight over figures, boss
-
Old dialog!
-
Hey! Tell him the meaning
of 'figure', dude
-
Then you don't
want a fight?
-
No,dude
-
Hey! Monstrous monkey!
-
In the girls roaming here
how does that figure look?
-
Awesome, right?
-
Imagine the same figure
on a Sunday morning...
-
...from 8:00 to 9:00
at home in her nighty?
-
1 cappuccino, please
-
Ma...give me coffee
-
Now do you realize?
-
Even the girl who sells flowers
has her eyebrows tweezed
-
If you close all beauty parlors
for a month, you'll see
-
Original pieces will be
ordinary and out of shape
-
It's all make-up
-
super!
-
Now tell me, should we
fight over a 'figure'?
-
Okay, boss
-
Bye
-
He was bang on!
-
Yeah...?
-
1 minute, da
-
We should never
fight for a figure
-
But we can
fight for a friend!
-
Yeaaaahhaha!
-
'God is on our-'
-
I got tickets for
Super star's film, da
-
But that stuffed-nose chap
said house-full for a week
-
And he made such a scene
saying we won't get tickets
-
We got, da
Raj theater at Saidapet
-
I'll be there in
5 minutes to pick you up
-
I have to only 'brief' myself
I'll be ready in a jiffy
-
Don't come empty handed
At least manage 500 bucks
-
Won't I give you
if I had the money?
-
Why do you keep saying this
like a broken record?!
-
- Get lost!
- My bad time!
-
Uncle, I need to watch Super star's film
Give me a 500 rupee note
-
- What did you want?
- Rs 500
-
Why do you breathe down my neck
like a dog sniffing an auto's tyre?!
-
I'm myself suffering not able to
pay up my household bills
-
And you want
to watch a film!
-
Try having a family of your own
Only then you'll know
-
You also watch a film with your friend,
then you'll know how expensive it is, da
-
You just called me 'da' with disrespect!
-
Sorry, uncle, didn't brush my teeth
So the words just slipped out
-
- Here it is
- Thank you
-
I need to get
my brokerage commission
-
Collect the cheque before 10:30 a.m
from Mr Narayanan in this address
-
Otherwise he'll go out of town
and I'll be roaming around here
-
I have an important job to do
-
Uncle...uncle...!
-
Uncle, morning
-
Sarathy?
-
Come, da
-
Go with him and
get the cheque
-
You know the address?
-
Go down Adyar bridge and turn
right at the Ganesha temple
-
Uncle, switch off
your navigator mouth
-
I'll take care of everything
-
Daiii...!
-
Sorry, I forgot
-
Off you 9°
-
Hey Dhana...see you
-
Am I the errands boy
for your uncle?
-
Why should we get
the cheque for him?
-
If it's a hassle
drop me at the signal
-
I'll take a bus
and collect the cheque
-
You can happily
watch the film alone
-
When have I watched
a film without you, da?
-
- Where should we go?
- Besant nagar
-
Will you get the cheque
within 10 minutes'?
-
I will...l will
-
I'm doing this only for you
Not for that useless dog
-
Thanks,dude
-
ls Narayanan sir there?
-
You...?
-
Vettukili's SOH
-
Don't laugh
-
It's a God's name
You'll be duly punished
-
Come inside
-
Sit down
-
He's bathing
-
You are dead if I don't get to
see the film from the title card
-
Spray of water
is getting louder
-
Final touch...!
-
He's rinsing himself I think
-
1 coffe-
-
Where are you going?
-
Coffee...?
-
Are you planning to make coffee
for her? Just sit down
-
Look at these girls
Only when they come out...
-
...they show off their I-phone
and ask for apple juice
-
Inside the 4 walls
of their home...
-
...look how they dance
even the funeral march
-
Sir, good morning
Vettukili's son
-
You both look
so shifty-eyed
-
Will you hand over
the cheque in 1 piece?
-
We'll hand it over correctly
-
You still have lather popping out of
your ears, please go and shower properly
-
See you
-
You're flashing your gleaming
teeth like the cow in a milk ad?
-
We'll be late for the film
-
Dai! Super star
-
Throw...throw, they'll show
Super star's face now
-
Super staaaar...!
-
Su-per-star...!
Su-per-star...!
-
Can't stand the ruckus and
romping these boys revel in...!
-
Look who is talking?!
-
Super star...!
-
Get up and scream, da
-
Super staaaar...!
You are the best
-
Looks like a cheque
-
Vettu-
-
-kili
-
Vettukili!
-
Sit down, da
-
I won't sit, da
-
I'm Vettu-kili
(Grass-hopper)
-
Whatever grasshopper
I'll make soup out of it!
-
How dare you
hit my husband?
-
Why just hit? I'll even
stamp him senseless
-
Who the hell are you?
-
Awwwwww!
-
- Uncle!
- My nephew
-
What will I do?
-
You stepped out like a king!
-
Should I see you now like this?
-
Has your uncle hung himself
unable to bear the disgrace?
-
That useless oaf
won't resort to all that!
-
How well he took care of you
-
Sarathy...Sarathy
-
Aunt, what happened?
-
Go in and see the state
your uncle is in
-
Uncs, you are sitting
like Harbhaian Singh?
-
Will anyone hit his uncle
stretching his hand like that?
-
If you sit in the front row
that's what anyone would do
-
What's all this
about a row?
-
I was sitting in the bus
in the front row
-
And my head hit a rod
swelling up like this
-
But you were riding
your Bullet bike?
-
Stop your wise cracks!
-
Look how cleverly
that hog is covering up?!
-
I don't even have the liberty
to cry in this house!
-
Only if I think of your aunt
my limbs quake and shake!
-
Must be a neurological disorder
Swallow a Neurobion tablet
-
A phone with a battery
that is low in charge...
-
...yearns for a dual sim card!
-
Don't talk rubbish!
-
If your aunt gets to know this
she will hang herself, da
-
Tell him, please
-
Relax...relax
-
You've touched
an emotional chord
-
Still...if you want
my lips to be zipped...!
-
Young blood...spend it as you like
-
See, how well I managed
a sticky situation?
-
Uncle, even I'm 'young blood'!
-
You too spend it as you like
-
Sarathy...that cheque?
-
I'll give you 2
where it hurts most!
-
Like a dog on heat
you roam around the city, no?
-
Collect it yourself
-
You should give him respect
Whatever it is, he is 'family' da
-
Uncle, I'll be here at 6:00 a.m
-
I'll take Sarathy with me
and get the cheque for you
-
I'm doing this
only for you
-
Not for this useless dog!
-
Bye, da
-
How irresponsible can you be!
-
I told you, I'll be
here at 6:00 a.m
-
- To go where?
- Just come
-
I'm yet to wear
my inner wear!
-
You look handsome only now
-
I...dai...dai
-
I've finished all my work
I'll come in the evening
-
Like a bomb squad
you dragged me here?!
-
At Iaaaast! For a whole week I've been
hunting for a drainage cleaner...no luck
-
You came yesterday and look how
promptly you've brought the right man
-
Strip your lungi
and follow me
-
I told you I'm not fully dressed!
-
Hold this, follow me
Drain is a few houses away
-
Hey! What the hell?!
-
Hello...he is Vettukili's son!
Not a drainage cleaner
-
Aiyo! I mistook him because
he was in a lungi...sorry
-
Everyone in Kerala is
loitering around in a lungi
-
Are they all drainage cleaners?
You brainless bimbo!
-
- All because of you!!
- Sorry, dude
-
Have you brushed
your teeth already?
-
Did you drag me all the way
just to see her 'close-up' smile?!
-
I told you we were late, lazy buffalo!
-
Who are you?
-
You forgot...yesterday...ringa-ringa
cheque...Naryanan sir...?
-
Oh! You came to see him?
He's back only next week
-
I'm late for work, bye
-
Hey! You haven't locked
your door properly
-
Aiyaiyo...!
-
All that's intact...if you could tell me
your name and office address...
-
...when I'm free
I could drop by
-
But you are always free, dude
-
Brother...l already have a guy
-
I realize you are trying for me
But I'm not the one for you
-
Why did you
call me 'brother'?
-
Sometimes truth is bitter, brother
-
- Bye
- Okay
-
Bye, brother
-
Brother, sister is
going all by herself
-
She might be
teased on the way
-
Why don't you act
as her chaperone?
-
Why are you flashing
your teeth at me?
-
Look down, honey
-
What?
-
Look out of the bus
and down, honey
-
Look how good I am
as Hercule Poirot!
-
Don't flatter yourself too soon
-
There are 40 branches in Madras!
-
How...40 branches?
-
If a mobile eatery chap can own
4 to 5 branches selling chicken fritters...
-
...can't such a big corporate
company have 40 branches?
-
How do we find out? We don't
have friends who are geeks...?!
-
I found out she works in
Sholinganallur in Techie park, dude
-
Japs are experts in all fields
Look at this moron's brain
-
But now we must zero in
on someone in the branch, right?
-
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
-
That sounds like a dinosaur
with a severe cold!
-
I've hooked a figure there
Just in case!
-
I'll brief her tonight
Talk to her tomorrow
-
Will you brief her...or
de-brief yourself?!
-
Yeaaaah-ahaha!
-
They come in different colors,
like scattered 'lizard-egg candies'
-
Now I know why boys rush into
jobs at software companies!
-
You go gaga over this
-
If you see my Sembanellaalay
you'll be knocked down flat!
-
Hey Udumbay
-
You centipede! You must be blessed
with a lucky mole as big as a doughnut!
-
Nothing of that sort
-
Tough to identify
with your tanned skin!
-
- Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
- Shut up you two
-
Where's your girl?
-
Yeaaah...!
-
This foreign weirdo is your girl
-
To date this creature
you crossed the 7 seas?
-
Thou!
-
Don't say such things
Then she won't help us
-
She's here
-
Udumbay...!
-
Who is John here?
-
One who is a hand-span
taller than us is John!
-
How can I help you, John?
-
Usually boys will want to find out
where a girl lives, knowing her name
-
I'm a little 'vice-versa'
-
I know her address
but not her name
-
Give me her details
-
She lives in Besant nagar
-
Which means
4 buses for that area
-
If 1 bus takes 10 girls...okay
I'll tell you within a week
-
Are we giving you a dress
for dry-cleaning...?
-
You want a week's time?
-
Can't you do it sooner?
-
Dude, we can get it faster
from the milk man in that area
-
And you are pleading
with this pursed-lip female?!
-
You dare call me purse-lipped!
-
2 chimpanzees are fighting
-
You won't get a better chance
than this...dump her immediately
-
This is love...unite us, da
-
I can't waste time
on King Kong love
-
Hi...!
-
Hi...!
-
Look...he's acknowledging
-
Why am I even bothered?
Let him go to hell
-
We should stick to
our own business, right?
-
Good boy!
Caesar
-
In what way is that dog
better than me...?
-
Quick way to reach her heart
is through that dog...!
-
"Come in front of me, 0 my darling!"
-
Caesar“J
-
Caeeesar!
-
Milk biki...?
-
Caesar
-
I should have guessed!
-
Julie...?!
-
What?
-
Cheque...?
-
Uncle not in town
He'll be back only next week
-
- What?
- My cheque...?
-
So...will you hound me
wherever I go...?
-
I'll follow you until
you give it to me
-
When will you
give me the cheque?
-
I'll get it for you tomorrow
But don't embarrass me like this
-
Now, just go, please
-
Thank you, please!
-
- Cheque?
- Get lost!
-
Excuse me
Cheque?
-
God...l swear!!
I'll get it for you
-
Don't hassle me
like a money lender
-
Get lost
-
Okay, it seems we will get
the cheque next week, dude
-
Did you find out?
-
I've narrowed it
down to 4 names
-
I'll tell you in 2 days
-
Whaaaat?
Another 2 days?
-
John, it's not that easy
to find a girl's name!
-
I don't need your help...go
-
What do you
think of yourself?
-
You keep hounding me
-
Why are you here now?
-
First, stop flashing
your 'close-up' smile!
-
I came only to lift her
-
Getup
On your feet now
-
Don't be a drama king
Your intentions are very clear
-
Brother...!
-
Please don't call me that
I can't sleep at night then
-
Sometimes truth is bitter, brother
-
I told you, didn't I?
I have a boy friend
-
Don't pull my legs
-
You don't believe me, right?
-
That blue shirt over there
His name is Bushan
-
I'm in love with him
for 3 years sincerely
-
I have shamelessly
professed my love twice
-
But he has
not reciprocated
-
My fate!
-
Isn't he a cool cat!
-
My darling!!
-
Generally, girls should only
follow boys and hook them
-
Not the other way round
-
We can write this on
the back of an auto-rickshaw?
-
Turn around, I'll write
Pain in the wrong place!
-
Don't take me for a ride
-
You look sooooper
He's like a scary monster!
-
♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
-
He can't get away with it
-
You still don't believe me, right?
-
No chance at all
Don't irritate me even more
-
Wait...!
-
Bushan
-
What's your name?
-
John
-
He's John
My brother
-
Hey John...!
-
Take a hike!
-
He's Bushan
My boy friend
-
Why do you yell out 'brother'?
-
And whisper 'boyfriend'?
-
Generally girls don't acknowledge
their boyfriends in public!
-
Why...you can always
get another one?
-
I'm available
-
You and your jammed-face!
-
- Keerthana...?
- Yeah, Bushu?
-
Come to my cabin, we have
to send that mail immediately
-
- Come soon
- Coming
-
He wants me in his cabin
-
See you, brother
-
Now we know her name
Keerthana it seems
-
Hey Keerthana!
-
I missed your
mobile number
-
Give me your number
-
'Oh! You are
so smart, huh?'
-
I'll text it to you myself
-
I've changed my number
-
New number, that's why
-
John“J
-
Keerthana, I'm telling you it's urgent
And you keep wasting my time now
-
Take my stuff to the cabin
-
Keerthu's number is
9884473882
-
MOTOR!
-
Add a +91 before it
-
Come on, there's work to be done
What are you doing here?
-
Thanks, boss
-
Like a gorilla gorging on guava!
-
Don't embarrass me in public
-
Eat decently
-
Dude...long time no see?
-
She gave me her phone number
-
Then...make your move
-
She introduced Bushan to me
-
- Purushan (husband)?!
- Her boy friend Bushan
-
Do you know why she is
pushing you away now?
-
That's what puzzles me
-
Because she doesn't want you
-
Why are you grabbing my shirt?
-
Grab her husband's shirt
-
- Bushan...!
- Both are same
-
How many films you've seen
directed by Selvaraghavan?
-
Chase him away
and fill in the space
-
We'll help your love
-
- What do you say?
- Yea!
-
- You?
- Correct, dude
-
Look how Africa and Japan
are signing the same treaty!
-
Dude, he is Bushan
-
He looks like
a 'bow-buggly'
-
What gun timing!
He's asking to be smashed
-
What is my excuse to hit him?
-
If you're spoiling for a fight
there can be only 2 reasons!
-
If he looks at you and says
'Hey! John' hit him to the right
-
If he says 'Hi da!' punch him
to the left for calling you 'da'
-
How can we break our own rule
of not fighting for a girl?
-
True, rule is don't fight for a girl
But you can fight for your life!
-
I'm not convinced, dude
-
'Brother'...!
-
"This used to be my-"
-
"This used to be
my play ground"
-
What?
-
"This used to be
my pride, John!"
-
Enough,da
Hit him
-
Dude! Don't dare touch us
-
What do you mean 'dude'?
-
You finish your business
I'll wait for you near the car
-
Back-stabber!
-
Keerthu...Bushu!
-
Calling her to your cabin, eh?
-
Works in a software company and
'Uncle Scrooge'! Carries only 500 bucks
-
Keep it for booze tonight
-
He's 2-timing, da
-
He has another photo here
-
You're 2-timing, huh?
-
Wait...wait, dude
-
He's trying to say something
-
Looks like a piece of chalk
and you'll sing like Madonna, huh?
-
(Garbled sound)
-
His chin is slightly
cork-screwed, that's why
-
Speak up clearly now
-
Photo is my wife
-
Keerthu is my wife's best friend
-
Sister-type
-
Why is he saying wife's sister...?
-
You mustn't cry
-
What do you prefer?
Cone ice or Popsicle?
-
0kaaay...you must not
complain to your mom at home
-
Or bring someone
to threaten us
-
Good boy...go
-
Dude, why did you hit
a dumb herbivore like that?
-
Are you happy now?
-
I'm very happy
-
Come on, let's play
-
Throw the ball
-
Hey...!
-
Are you a scumbag?
-
Why do you use me
as an excuse to start a fight?!
-
I don't like you one bit
-
That's why I lied to you...so what?
-
Isn't this why you
hounded me like a dog?
-
Don't ever set eyes on me again
-
Dai! Cheque...don't tear it again
-
Tell me how to hook her, dude
-
Tell me...!
-
Okay...okay
-
Don't cry now
-
Do I have a choice?
-
Am la drunkard...?
-
Am I an alcoholic?
-
DRUNKARD?
-
Then what...are you
a kulfi-ice seller?
-
Just drink
-
She made me step
into a wine shop!
-
Why should she keep
her uncle's cheque in her bag...
-
...and make you
run behind her?
-
Use your brain cells
-
Yea!
-
When he isn't her boy friend
why show a nincompoop...
-
...and claim he's her boy friend
-
On top of everything
'brother'...!
-
Why call you so?
-
You have to think...deeply
-
What should I do now?
-
That's the right question
my precious friend!
-
First drink this
-
Listen to what it says and
follow instructions implicitly
-
It's not giving any clue
-
Keep it in your ear
It will whisper to you
-
Don't let go of her, dude
Create a ruckus at her doorstep!
-
It is asking me to create
a ruckus in front of her house
-
Yes! Now obey faithfully
-
Leave now...on your march!
-
Dude, I don't know
any swear words at all
-
That's easy
-
All you have to do is
keep repeating it
-
You'll automatically decipher it!
-
Follow my instructions faithfully
-
I'll compose more words
on the way for you
-
Stop...don't you know
Keerthana's house?
-
You leave, there's a huge
uprising about to happen
-
Brother...come here
-
You can play ball later
-
Come here
-
Have you ever been in love?
-
Have you ever had your nose cut?!
-
I've been royally snubbed
after falling in love, brother
-
Why do girls exist
in this world, brother?
-
But I've told the girl I love
'you are my whole world'
-
Idiot!
-
If a girl cries, it means
she's taking you for a ride
-
If a guy cries, it means he has
been taken for a ride, bro!
-
Why are you crying?
-
Did Julie take you
for a ride too?
-
Julie and Keerthana are
2 peas in the same pod, brother
-
Don't share this
with Keerthana, Caesar!
-
Dirty fellow!
-
Come inside
-
If you don't come in now
you can be with him forever
-
What audacity!
-
Dogs of the same kind
share the same mind!
-
Let me see you get out
-
Where are you
dragging me to?
-
Duuuuude! I composed
special swear words for you!
-
- Who is this?
- Who are you?
-
I'm Keerthana speaking
-
Wow! It's 3:00 a.m and
Keerthana has your phone
-
Sorry for the disturbance
-
You dumb-ass! He is drunk and
sprawled in front of my house
-
Come and take him
-
Correct
I understand
-
But...who will take me home?
-
Maybe I'm the dumbo!!
-
'What are you doing now?'
-
'Coffee...?!'
-
'We are late for the movie'
-
'The boys who
came this morning'
-
'I believe that cheque got torn'
-
'If they come again
give this to them'
-
'I'm out of town
for a week'
-
'Muah!'
-
'Uncle will be back
only next week'
-
'Get lost!'
-
'Leave now'
-
'Go...!'
-
Come on, guys
-
Lift...lift him up
-
Yea!
-
Watch your step
-
He must have got drunk
-
And then landed here
because it looked familiar
-
Don't hold it against him
-
Yes?
-
Ask him to come and
meet me at 5:00 p.m
-
- Where?
- He knows
-
Okay
-
Good morning, dude
-
You can take it back
It's evening now
-
Do you know all
the 'John-foolery' you did?!
-
We went, drank and
got back into bed
-
I carried you back
into your bed, da!
-
What was I up to then?
-
Whole night you were
in that girl's house and-
-
Dude, I didn't
cross my limit-
-
Don't go overboard
-
She had tied you
next to her Caesar
-
I untied you and
brought you back
-
She said she wants to
meet you at 5:00 p.m
-
How can I go
without you, dude?
-
Let's go
-
Hey...wait...waaaait!
-
On normal days, she'll bug you
with her 'brother' dialog
-
She's angry now, to top it all
I'm sure she'll call you 'father'!
-
Hey!
-
Why grab my shirt?!
-
Don't drag me indecently
in front of all these girls
-
Sorry, sister!
-
The day you told me
you've got a boy friend...
-
...I should have
stepped away
-
My fault
-
I'm extremely sorry, sister
-
Let's go, dude
-
Heyyy! What's happening?
-
I can't take this
-
I'm 'sister' to you now, huh?
-
You'll follow me
like a lost puppy
-
You'll hit the chap
I claim as my 'boy-friend'
-
You'll flash all your
32 teeth and smile
-
After all this, you will
call me 'sister', huh?
-
You are no better! You'll let your
uncle's cheque sleep in your bag
-
You'll get mad if I talk
to some other girl
-
To add to this list, you've lied
to me, you have a boy friend
-
If after all that you did
you can call me 'brother'...
-
...why can't I give you
a taste of your own medicine?!
-
Hit him with that glass
-
Hold this
-
Do you want
something bigger?
-
Let me hunt
-
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
-
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away!"
-
Will this do?
-
Before I could raise my head
you are stuck to each other...
-
...like a mini van banging
into a stationary lorry
-
Sweetheart, get me the cheque
-
Get lost
-
"Mr love-bro, that's me
My heart's a wee bit wacky"
-
"Ah! Something in you snazzy
Tell me...do you love me?"
-
"South, west, east...to me
all directions topsy-turvy"
-
"Flat out...love knocked me
To admit love why this quandary?"
-
"if I'm called 'Mr Love' by everybody
don't take it too literally"
-
"Don't dismiss me
as a 'missed call' disdainfully"
-
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
-
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away...oho!"
-
"Miss Brave-heart, glowing
For 183 days, I'm following"
-
"Heart changed to love-flowing
on my bended knees I'm going"
-
"With this love-glutton being
only glances borrowing"
-
"Thank God no blues incoming
Now at last love outgoing"
-
"Equal half...or devil's avatar?"
-
"Sweet as sugar
but savage monster"
-
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
-
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
Run...run...run away...lo"
-
"Hey bambini...!"
-
"Bambino...baby"
-
"Prince Charming"
-
"Princess Fascinating"
-
"My princess so captivating"
-
"When memory everlasting
neurons merrily enjoying"
-
"lnto wide-awake eyes lancing
porcelain cheeks shadow-dancing"
-
"In the soul song a-hearing
Love in a milk-feeder nurturing"
-
"Long friendship recharging
As breath in the lungs regulating"
-
"Don't scream or scorch me
incorrigible...creatures are we"
-
"Mr love-bro, that's me
My heart's a little loony"
-
"Ah! Something in you classy
Tell me...do you love me?"
-
"South, west, east...to me
all directions topsy-turvy"
-
"Flat out...love knocked me
To admit love what's your difficulty?"
-
"if I'm called 'Mr Love' by this city
don't take it as reality"
-
"Don't dismiss me
as a 'missed call' derisively“
-
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
-
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away!"
-
What do you like?
-
Why?
-
Tell me
-
You are the reason for it
-
How about a beer?
-
Wait...wait...wait!
-
Why?
-
3-2-1-open!
-
- What?
- My birthday
-
Happy birthday
-
Thank you, brother
-
Cheers!
-
John, my granny
used to say
-
If you look at the full moon and
lie on your mom's lap and wish...
-
...it will come true
Have you heard of it?
-
- Huhmm!
- Get lost
-
Who should consent
for you to marry me?
-
My parents and
Sarathy, that's all
-
But I don't have
to ask anyone
-
Just my consent is enough
-
Why won't you
ask your parents?
-
Only if they are alive!
-
No sympathy, please
-
My parents died
when I was really young
-
I grew up in
an orphanage
-
I got a scholarship
-
Then a good job...life went on
-
I just felt like sharing
a slice of me with you
-
But John...
-
If our loved ones leave our world
doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
-
Some day, according to
our wish-list our life will change
-
It has changed for me
-
You think and
let me know
-
I've never slept
on my mother's lap
-
Shall I?
-
I told you I'm in a meeting
-
Then why do you
plague me with calls?
-
Okay, let's go
-
Meeting...don't you understand?
-
Okay, shall I bring my bag then?
-
Why did you bring me here?
-
Isn't it your birthday?
-
Go in and pray
-
You also come with me
-
I don't want to come, you go
-
Get lost!
-
Changed your mind?
-
Even I don't have to
wait for anyone's consent
-
I decided on the day
I professed my love to you
-
You are my wife
-
Let's wait for a while
-
As soon as I get a job
I'll myself tell my mom
-
Till then make sure
you don't tell Sarathy
-
Bye
-
Actually it's our wedding night
-
I'd have agreed to spend the night
with you even before we got married!
-
Not like that...now that I'm married
I have more responsibilities
-
I need a job and
a home of our own
-
And I also need
a lifetime to love you!
-
Thinking of all this, I don't
know if I can sleep tonight!
-
But I'll sleep
peacefully tonight
-
I used to lie awake half the night,
thinking who is there for me!
-
Now you are here
as my 'equal half'!
-
How can you
go away like this?
-
Brother...your wife will be on your
bike hugging you tight tomorrow
-
Then you can ask her for this kiss,
now your wife is off to sleep
-
Stop...stop...stop
Ice cream
-
What do you want?
-
- Beer
- Slap you!
-
You have to ride your bike, no?
-
Tell me
-
1 minute
-
Good afternoon
-
My name is Sarathy
I hope you remember me
-
Whose number is this?
-
As if you are
picking my calls!
-
I am with Keerthana
I'll talk to you later
-
Honking with your mouth to give
the impression you're driving
-
Talking in a husky voice
as if you are in a meeting
-
Copyright for all these tactics
belong to me, so don't fool me
-
Talk to Sarathy
He doesn't believe me
-
Hello, bro
-
How are you, dear?
-
I am good
-
Where are you off to?
-
Just down East coast road
-
Why this sudden outing?
-
Newly weds
1st time outing
-
Hey!!
-
We didn't know where
to go...so just like that
-
You are married?!
-
In the temple, yesterday
-
He told me not to tell you
-
Forget...forget...forg-
-
Let me talk to him
-
He wants to talk to you
-
Lunafic!
-
I'll get the ice cream for us
Eat whatever flavor I choose
-
Tell me, dude
-
Are you a human being?
-
- She was just kidding
- Just shut up
-
- Brother...?!
- Crazy female!
-
You can't turn back the clock, da
No use coming to this spot every year
-
There's life after this, da
-
Go away
-
Go and tell them I am not
interested in this wedding
-
Why don't you?
It's your wedding
-
Tell your parents everything
and live in your past lifelong
-
You can't do that...right?
-
Either you be happy
or make them happy
-
You know you can't be happy
-
Why make them miserable?
-
Sadist!
-
John, if you think there is
no life after losing your love...
-
...no one will be alive
after 25 years, da
-
Only you and I know
you were married
-
Please, da
-
Half the people do not marry
according to their wish...
-
...but still, don't they live?
-
When you want to really live,
you can start your life then
-
To what extent a boy
has loved a girl...!
-
The fact you've told me this...
-
...please do not tell John
-
Even if I'm not drunk...
-
...I'll forget whatever
I spoke in the morning
-
And I am so drunk now
You don't have to worry
-
Let me tell you this
before I go
-
If a man drinks
after falling in love
-
...it is love-failure
-
If he drinks after he is married
-
...his whole life is a failure
-
Take care
-
John is in the car
-
I'll put him on his bed and leave
-
Sorry, Regina
-
If the one we love most dearly
leaves us and this world...
-
...it doesn't mean it is
the end of the world!
-
Someday, according to our
wish-list, our life will also change
-
It is changed for me
-
I'll wait till it changes for you
-
Church Father!
Ask me now
-
In front of this gathering, John,
do you agree to wed Regina?
-
Double okay
-
Dear?
-
Dear...!?
-
You smile so beautifully in my dream
-
Why don't you smile
in real life?
-
Get up, dear
-
I've made
coffee for you
-
John...do you wake up
late in the mornings?
-
He is always a late-riser
-
Only I know what I go through
sending him to work...!
-
Aiyaiyo!
Torture
-
Shower quickly
Dad is waiting
-
Let's all eat together
-
Why do you keep
looking at me?
-
Dad is waiting, no?
-
You need to be pampered
Come out double quick
-
Isn't she going overboard
on her drama queen act?!
-
As usual, you forgot
to take your towel in
-
All our neighbors have come
Your friend Sarathy is also here
-
They want to talk
to you it seems
-
Don't keep them
waiting for too long
-
She's got some
ace up her sleeve
-
Panchayat confirmed!
-
- Happy birthday, uncle!
- Happy birthday, John!
-
- Happy birthday, dude
- Happy birthday
-
Why are you staring?
Cut the cake...surprise for you
-
Happy birthday, dear John
-
Cut it, dude
-
Why should I cut it?
-
Let's celebrate
without cutting the cake
-
- Okay, dude?
- Why?
-
How do we eat
if you don't cut it?
-
Get a ladle and scoop it up
like 'sweet pongal' in the temple
-
Shutup!
Cut it, man
-
Cut the cake
-
Isn't everyone waiting?
-
Go ahead...cut
-
What is this, dear?
Happy birthday, John!
-
John, don't open this
in front of everyone
-
It's something I searched
and got specially for you
-
See it when you're alone
-
Dad, let's all take a snap
-
1 photo, please
-
Come!
Don't hesitate
-
Come closer
-
ls your official Mrs back or is it
still your office miss in action-
-
This is my daughter
-
Happily married, John?
Waking up late everyday
-
Going late for work
-
Happy man, huh?
-
Nothing like that, uncle
-
John, has my daughter
ever bought beer for you?
-
Why, uncle?
Does your daughter drink?
-
Would you prefer if she drank
vodka, so you could join in?
-
Dudenl
-
That's not it, Sarathy
-
Whenever she wants
something from me...
-
...she bribes me with a beer
That's why I asked
-
You'll decently stop with 1 beer
-
But our man
needs an entire case!
-
Will you shut up, please?
-
Has my daughter never
bought you beer then?
-
No, uncle
-
He's trying to subtly
ask you for a beer?
-
Yo...you should open the gift
-
Oh...yes
-
But she was emphatic you must
open it only when you're alone
-
Sorry, uncle
I forgot
-
Bloody gift!
-
Hey!
-
Go outside and play
-
I have never been unfaithful
to my wife even in my mind!
-
Did you see the gift?
-
I saw it, uncle
-
So did I...!
-
- Darling?
- Yes, darling
-
I'm going to Germany
for 3 months on a project
-
Okay
-
I'll definitely come home
when I get back here
-
- Okay, dad
- Bye
-
I'll come down
-
I'll see you
-
- I'll come down too, uncle
- No, it's not a problem
-
Thanks, John
-
Dad?
-
You're happy, aren't you?
-
How can I not be?
You saw for yourself, didn't you?
-
Dad?
-
It's okay if you act
out of love for me
-
But why is John also acting?!
-
Regina, this is your house
-
This is your life
-
- Dad, you've misunderstoo-
- Don't say anything
-
Just think about it carefully
-
Bye, Regi
-
Dude, what's up with her?
-
In the hospital she didn't want
to accept me as her husband
-
And now?
-
Why are you so tensed?
-
She's 'Drama queen' personified
in front of her father, dude
-
You've forgotten your towel,
drink coffee, cut the cake...!
-
Have you told her
you love her?
-
You haven't, right?
-
Then why do you
expect her to say it?
-
That's how a normal
couple behave, da
-
She doesn't like
living with me, bro
-
Did she say that to you?
-
Don't you understand as yet?
-
She wants a divorce from me
-
John!
-
What problem?
What divorce?
-
Nothing, sir
Small family problem
-
We'll take care, sir
You go, sir
-
What family problem?
Evening come to my home
-
We will discuss
-
Why should we talk about
our family problem at his house?
-
I've been searching for you
everywhere and you're here!
-
Just a little confused
-
What?
-
Sometimes things we accept are
too difficult to be expressed, no?
-
I don't get you
-
At least I only heard
he passed away!
-
He watched her die
in front of his eyes!!
-
If he's ready to change himself
to lead a new life, all over again...
-
...why can't I?
-
Super!
"m happy for ygu
-
But...
-
...you've got the transfer
you applied for to Australia
-
2 years
-
It's your call now
-
I'll send you the ticket
-
Think about it
-
Good evening, guys
I got stuck in traffic
-
Wait for 2 minutes
-
Hi, honey!
I am home!
-
He howls like a wolf!
-
Doesn't the servant also
resemble our managing director?
-
You're right, dude
-
I am your boss Henry
Can't you recognise me?
-
Sorry, sir
-
Sit...sit
-
You went up as Mr Henry
like an anchor in a reality show
-
Now you come down in a lungi
looking like a guava seller
-
This is the original me
Do I look local enough?
-
What are you saying?
-
We could force feed 300 kids
by showing them your scary face
-
- No, dude?
- He's our boss, da
-
I meant such a local face
-
- Funny guys!
- No shame
-
Shanthi, is my fried fish
from Vyasarpadi ready?
-
This is my favorite item
-
The maid?
-
The fish, you idiot
-
Help yourself
-
Sir, you called us home
-
I was a chain snatcher
-
Huh...HUH?
-
- Sir...?
- Gold chain
-
I failed 10th grade twice because
lessons never got into my head
-
Even lice will slide off your head
How will lessons sink in?
-
Wait, let me finish
-
I'd go to Besant Nagar
to steal chains
-
Once as I was snatching a chain
I saw the girl's face
-
And instantly I got trapped
-
By the police?
-
Listen, man
The girl trapped me!
-
Those days, I didn't even know
how to say 'I love you'
-
I told her 'I like you a lot'
-
You know what she said?
-
'Take your hands off my chain
Pass 10th grade and we'll see'
-
I passed 10th grade
I went and met her
-
She said, 'Finish your MBA...'
-
'Then I'll marry you'
-
I somehow finished that too
and went and saw her again
-
They got us married
-
That's when I found out
her dad owned our store
-
Owner?
-
He gave me his girl
on a golden platter...
-
...as well as his
office keys to me
-
Why I'm sharing all this is...
-
...my life started the day
I told her I loved her
-
When you profess your love loudly,
your life will start too
-
Don't bottle up your feelings
That doesn't get you anywhere
-
Hope you heard that!
-
Drink some alcohol
-
Sir...my wife doesn't like it
-
Super! John, your life
has just started, you can go
-
Dude...?
-
Sir, I'm not yet married
-
Can I...ah...?
-
Sarathy
-
Your life and wife
will never start
-
Madam isn't picking up the phone
-
- Try again
- I can't
-
Sir, someone from
madam's office
-
What is it?
-
I need to give ma'am this cover
-
I'll give it to her
-
You...?
-
Husband
-
'U.S, Australia, even if it is
Somalia, I'm okay with it'
-
'I just want to leave
this place, that's all
-
You didn't drink today?
-
I thought you don't
like it if I drink...!
-
You want a beer?
-
'When my daughter wants
something from me...'
-
'...she'll always
bribe me with a beer'
-
'She wants a divorce, da'
-
How do I start?
-
John...?
-
You want a divorce from me, right?
-
You don't like being with me?
-
I'll give it to you
-
It's not that
-
I'm going to Australia
-
From this morning I was
wondering how to tell you
-
I went to the shop myself
and bought you the beer
-
It's nothing
You drink
-
"Eye and eyelid...parts of a whole
Now severing...out of control"
-
"When idea dawns of you and me as we
just then dream dissolves abruptly"
-
"Will the sun shine to renew
the path covered with dew?"
-
"Tender words, can you hear
spoken by your heart, dear?"
-
Did you want to say
something else and...
-
...did I jump to
wrong conclu-
-
You were right...l was
the one wrong in thinking-
-
Into my soul you percolated
Drop by drop you relocated"
-
Will you drop me at the airport
tomorrow, or shall I-
-
Why are you angry?
-
When I'm even giving you
a divorce...won't I drop you?
-
Good night
-
"lnto my heart you pervaded
In units of time you saturated"
-
I can do it myself
-
Regina...?
-
Did you pack
all your tablets?
-
Regi...?
-
Bye
-
Did you tell her?
-
I didn't...she left
-
Me and you, you and me
Everything is over, that's all
-
Listen! Dai-
-
Yov! Move your car
-
Move, man
-
What the hell's your problem, da?
-
- John...?
- Regina?
-
- Where are you?
- In the parking lot
-
Will you come up to
the entrance, please?
-
I'll be there
-
Tell me
-
Upstairs...at the immigration counter
-
Surya...?
-
Surya...!!
-
Excuse me, will you leave way
for the next person in the line?
-
Next please
-
Surya
-
Don't cry
I'll talk to him
-
Hey...!
-
Sir...Surya...?
-
Tell me
-
You know Regina, don't you?
-
When you were working
in customer care...
-
...on a wrong call
you both got connected
-
You went to the US and she got
the news you committed suicid-
-
Who are you?
-
John
-
Who are you to her?
-
Her husband
-
I'm married, sir
-
As soon as I saw her...
-
...do you expect me to ask
'Hi Regina, shall we get married?'
-
I don't mind
sharing this with you
-
My dad clobbered me
and sent me off to USA
-
I flew with fear in my heart
-
I thought that was the end
of my life and love
-
After all 'love-failures'
there is life, brother
-
There is a good life
waiting for everyone
-
I agree, I miss her
What can I do about-
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I know very well
she cannot forget me
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That's why I asked my friend
to tell her I am dead
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I don't know if everyone
is lucky enough...
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...to marry the person they love
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But the one you marry...
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...you can definitely
fall in love with
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Sir, if you don't mind
I can talk to your wife
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Get on with your life
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He just walked away
as I was talking to him
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Do you think
you are a hero?
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He is dead, right?
-
Till now you've never heard
what I wanted to say, right?
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You'll get it all wrong
and act on it stupidly
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I wanted to open
my heart to you, that night
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And you asked
if I wanted a divorce!
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Today I told you
I saw Surya
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You fall at his feet shamelessly
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Who will think of reuniting?
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You and I can
never be compatible
-
If only you had opened
this gift that night...
-
...we wouldn't be
standing here like this
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'Don't open this
in front of everyone'
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'It's something I searched
and got specially for you'
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Regina...wait for me
-
Get lost!
-
There will be some village bumpkin
Kanimozhi or Thenmozhi waiting for you
-
Go behind her
and woo her
-
I'm not the right girl for you
-
Stop
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I'm not scared of my dad
-
I love you
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Brother...l already have a guy!
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You take care of the cooking
I'll go see who is at the door
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Hi...is John in?
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Yes
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How many times
have I told you...
-
...not to call him home?
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If you ask him to stay for dinner
I'll make mincemeat out of you!
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Who has come?
-
What's up, dude?
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I'm getting married
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Invitation
You must be there
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Where are you going?
-
She has made
biriyani for you
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Stay for dinner
Or else she'll be angry
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How, dude?
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Even if Mr Big-shot to
the outside world...
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...you are Mr Broomstick at home!
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My best friend, da!
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