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400 BC
NagaDutta : Vishnugupta, what is dharma?
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Vishnugupta Chankya : Dharma is doing what is necessary
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Today
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(Subbu) Please don't hit me because it isn't working
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(Singaperumal/Ayya) Cunt-hair
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Yo Chittu, you continue..
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(Chittu) It's a simple matter
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Say you are in a train..
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And you see a MILF
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You start the conversation by playing with the kid
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Where ever you start, it's always gonna end in 2 topics
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Politics and cinema
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You start with a recent movie. From there you keep it going
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Now, you ask the most important question
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'You like Rajini or Kamal?'
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Machi, that's the main matter.
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That's how gotten with many MILFs
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If they like Rajini, let them be
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But if the like Kamal...
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We can easily work those flirts
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Why is that?
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He looks sexy to them
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That's it.
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You can work them even if you don't know them
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If you know them?
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Then, ask if they are married
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If you know them, why ask?
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That's how they find out you are interested
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Machi......
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You can seduce any MILF in 4 steps
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You can just sweet talk...
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...Make them laugh...
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... or just get them crying and work from there
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Gimme an example
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Ask if they are married..
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If she likes you....
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...she will reply 'No'
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...with a smile
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But if she replies 'Yes'...
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Ask 'Are you actually happy?'
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Some hoes will reply....
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...'Nothing's wrong. I am very happy'...
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That's when you don't give up..
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You ask 'Do you really think this will last?'
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'The man doesn't give a shit already'
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.. and start some rumors about him.
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Then what....
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plenty of tears..
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consoling her...
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and 'matter' (sex)
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- If she doesn't cry?
-Then I will cry
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Now she has to console me, right?
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If she has a big man in her...
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I will be the woman for her
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Machi.... I have seduced atleast 100 MILFs
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Out of them... 3 have tricked me
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This is a 'sappa matter' (nothing)
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What 'sappa matter'?
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Our 'Sappa' has no matter
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Really?
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(Sappa) I got everything
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EVERYTHING?
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Show it to us
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hey, fuck off
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Where to?
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Here!
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What is a pussy like you doing here?
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Do you want a different job?
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OK..
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I will make a call, go see him
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Whom?
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Him!
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Sappa.. why are you so 'sappa' (nothing)
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Have you done anything in life?
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Look at our Ayya!
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Even at his age, he keeps up with an young girl
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The old man doesn't trust us with her
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But he trusts you
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Why?
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Because you are a 'sappa'
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Are you gonna stay this way forever?
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Or will you at least do something?
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I will do everything
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Everything?
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Compared to this that was way better?
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Which is?
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This!
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(Pasupathy) Hey Sappa, go buy me a tea
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I bought it already
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OK, buy one more
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You stay here
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A mule has come from Rameswaram
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- What is it?
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Powdered cocaine
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Market rate is 20,000,000
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He is willing to sell for 5,000,000
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- Why?
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- His sister loves me?
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It's not his
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He is just a mule
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He is not happy with his cut
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So he want to sell it for 5,000,000 and settle in life
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- Whose is it?
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Gajendran's
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- He will fuck our shit out
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Let him
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Yeah, he will try. We are not gonna be quiet
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We can manage
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If the stuff is in our hands
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.. then we can control the business for some time
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We can go back to what we were...
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It's a... good deal
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Why? Are you a limp dick now?
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Grandpa has gone limp
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Can I speak my mind?
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Lend me 5,000,000, I will take care of the business
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The risk is all mine.
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Now on, I will take over such risky businesses
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We will split the profits 50-50
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What do you think?
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- Can we do the deal tomorrow?
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(yes)
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- I will call the Marwari
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- He will give a 'five'
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- Go fetch it
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- You first check the stuff
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- We will think about our cuts later
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- Pasupathy
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- I am no limp dick
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- Still got it
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Mayilvaganam Sir, we are here
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Who's doing this business? Ayya or you?
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Don't know. That is Ayya's style
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(Chittu) You kept running your mouth
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We shit our pants, didn't know what to do there
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'you didn't know what to do'?
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Do as Ayya tells you to!
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You do work for him..
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Bark if you dress up as a dog
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(on phone)Yeah, tell me Kasthuri!
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I am coming
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I am on a job
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Pasupathy, what's with the crowd?
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♪ (Ponmeni uruguthey from Moondram Pirai)♪
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Isn't it a good song?
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I love this girl (Actress Silk Smitha)
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Poor girl! Untimely death
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(Pasupathy) Sir, where is the stuff?
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They told me it has arrived. It's some name.
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It's in the tip of my tongue. But it's not coming to me yet.
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Do you know why?
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Bava lodge
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Are you gonna snatch it?
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Don't know
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Sir, can you keep this quiet?
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Don't know
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(Chittu) Pasupathy, I thought he was Gajendran's man?
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You think he is a thug?
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He is a police sub-inspector
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If there is money, he will work for anyone
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What is he saying about me?
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Nothing bad, you carry on boss
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Do you realize whose stuff it is?
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A good drink is never without a stink.
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You know about Gajendran, don't you?
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He is a SOB. Better watch your ass.
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What's all this fuss about Gajendran?
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Is he a big dickwagger?
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Yes, he is the biggest
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Master, 5 teas!
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Let me tell you a story
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15 years back..
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Gajendran and Gajapathy were peaking in their import/export business
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There was this guy, related to them....
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Brother-in-law?
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A distant brother-in-law
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He was working as a mule for them
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In a deal...
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...instead of 10 pieces only 8 showed up
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Gajendran had a big doubt on the mule
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He brought mule's whole family...
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- ... and kicked the piss out
- His own brother-in-law?
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ha, that's mean shit
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Right in front his family...
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... broke his fucking face
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Then he poured boiling oil on him..
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...the skin started peeling off
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His kids are crying out loud now
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His wife is hysterical
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After all that, he still sticks to his story
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Now comes the plot twist
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A call comes in..
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...for Gajendran
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'Boss, the stuff is all alright'
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'It was a packing mistake..'
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'The Mule's hands are clean'
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...and the call ended.
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The beaten up mule is now staring at Gajendran
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Gajendran slowly took out a knife out of his pocket..
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...and sliced open mule's throat
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The blood gushed out like flush water
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Mule was dead
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Why he did that?
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'After all this torture today...'
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'...if he gets a chance tomorrow...'
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'...and the knife turns around...'
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'..that's why!'
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Now brother Gajapathy goes to the wife...
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'It was a honest mistake..'
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'.. was a business misunderstanding'
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'So, don't bring it up ever'
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He even apologized to her
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Now Gajendran walks to the wife ...
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...takes her hand like he is consoling her..
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..and says 'Don't let anyone know'...
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..takes her hand to his mouth..
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...and bites the fucking thumb off her hand.
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'She agreed not to say a word'
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'Then, why did you bite the finger?'
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... asks Gajapathy
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'After she speaks, it's no use in chopping fingers '
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That's Gajendran
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The girl never came back in town after
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Just with his teeth?
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I have heard a story about a vanishing ghost hitchhiker
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Ask if they have seen it, they will reply 'no'
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But his acquaintance's acquaintance had seen it
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This is just a built up legend
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...and you fell for it
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You only look smart..
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..but you are dumb ass
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♪ (Santhana Kaatre from Thanikattu Raja) ♪
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Bava Lodge
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(Mule) That's all Kalaiya. I bring the goods
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Deliver and get 10,000 for that
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After that, for 2 months..
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..drinks and cuties
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Bring the goods again
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Deliver
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Drinks and cuties
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You can't believe me?
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See this
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(Kalaiyan) The cutie is not that cute
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...but she still makes me jealous of you
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You jelly?
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If you get caught, you are a jelly
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So, I have decided..
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I am not giving it this time
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Instead
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I am giving it to these guys
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They have tricked by throwing just 10,000 at me
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I didn't know about it's worth
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How much you get here?
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15,000?
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20,000?
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That much?
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What is in here?
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Like X-ray goggles?
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Can we see everything through the clothes?
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hmm, you will see nothing
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All lights are out
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You will feel nothing
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It's white man's snuff
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I am settled for life with this
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A drink to that
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One for me?
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(Kodukkapuli) Haven't moved it's lazy ass
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Hey Kalaiya
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Why is Kodukkapuli pissed?
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Is he yelling at the cock or me?
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I have the same question
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Hey Kodukkapuli
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Feed the cock it will be hungry now
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Mind your fucking business
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He is a funny talker
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A kid is cursing at you, do you have no shame?
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What's the shame in it?
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He is my own blood
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My son Kodukkapuli...
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Curse a few swear words at your dad
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He won't curse now, that's the technique
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He is just like his mom
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Fair skinned , wavy hair...
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.. and a proud person
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I gambled away all my fortunes..
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.. that's why the anger
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No, I may not look that way
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I am from a Zamindar(aristocrat) family
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Someone just bought my palace to make it a hotel
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Idiots
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I lost everything
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At last, I opened a small store
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I gave away the goods on credit
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When I went asking for money..
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They replied, 'How can an aristocrat ask money?'
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I couldn't insist on returning the money...
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....from those poor peasants
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But I couldn't leave it at that
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Then, I borrowed 2,000 to buy more goods...
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.. but it was some kind of rocket interest loan
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The lender is now asking for 5,000 to payoff
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Now, threatening too
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Where do I go for that much money?
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That's why, we brought the cock here
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Now, after Kaattu Munieswaran, he is our family deity
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This Kaalayan's last treasure
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After he wins today, I am going to settle all debts
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... and save my family
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Come here my golden goose
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(Kudukkapulli) Don't touch my rooster.
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It's actually his rooster
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To me, he is my son.
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For him, the rooster is his son
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If it were mine, I would have sold and gotten drunk
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Kaalaya, whom did you borrow the money from?
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From Varaagamoorthy
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That asshole?
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If he doesn't get back the money...
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... he sells their wives and kids for prostitution
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So, it is for real?
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Does it really happen?
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I didn't listen to anyone's advice back home
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You came from nowhere and you know what he does
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I had no clue
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Everything is lost
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Drink up, all will be well
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You don't think it will happen?
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Don't worry
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You! who talks like that?
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Act like a grown man
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OK, stop drinking. Listen to the grown up there
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He is angry
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I am proud
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I have a room
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I am leaving
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Kodukkapuli, I will see you later
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Bye Kaalaya
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So wasted
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Pa, wake up!
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Getting late for the fight
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Wake up!
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Hey, you shouldn't fight with anyone
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Yeah... yeah... Let's go
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Lift your hand. The other one
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Turn around
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Someone's in our room
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- Please take him to his room
- OK
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- Please go
- OK
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Vanakkam Ayya
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Ayya, there's 5 in here
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♪ (RJ talking on radio) ♪
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♪ (Oru naalukkul ethanai kanavu) ♪
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Hey Sappa!
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The dumb whore is crying upstairs
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Buy whatever she needs
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Take her wherever she asks you to
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Keep this money
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Ask her not to cry
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Her face is ruining my hornyness
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(TV playing)
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(Disney Channel playing 'Power Rangers')
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Don't feel bad that he hit you. He is a good man
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A good man?
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I am young enough to be his grand kid
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He abducted me to be his mistress
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And you call him good?
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Earlier he couldn't do it..
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....to hide that he beat me
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And you call him good?
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You were upset...
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..was trying to console you
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I don't know these things....
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That's why I am 'Sappa' and no one likes me
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But I really like you
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Why?
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Because you are like me...
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Don't cry
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- You need some talent for that
- (on phone) I am in Madras now
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If I walk on the streets...
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I can get both the girl and her mom
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(on phone) Don't fuss. I will come home for dinner.
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I will come home at night
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Let me tell you something
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I have seduced many MILFs
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But there is one MILF, I want to do...
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... our Subbu
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(on phone) wear that red sari
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Don't you have that idea?
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Will you kick her off the bed?
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Well, he is loyal
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You don't wish that?
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Everyone staring like I am a pervert
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That poor girl!
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I am thinking with love too
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I do really like her
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Ayya tricked her that she will be a movie star
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I have liked her since then
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Pardon me you high Sirs.
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(on phone) OK stop talking and cut the phone
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Anna(bro), is it Anni(sis-in-law)?
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No, sunni(dick)
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oh, he is pissed. Let me see
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What is this shit-brick?
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There are way better phones now
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Why do you still have this?
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- Why do I need that?
- Why?
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In a video phone, you can watch actress showering
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What can you see in that tiny screen? Give it back
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OK, no video phone
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Why not buy a color or speaker phone?
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Why do you need a speaker? Are you deaf?
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Look at our Chittu
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When MILFs speak to him, we listen to it on speaker
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'You are the best, my husband is nothing'
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It gets me going
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Don't they know it's on speaker?
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The ones falling for him?
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They all have to be dumb
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Don't talk bad about them, Pasupathy
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It's not about being dumb or sharp. It's technology
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Let me put this call on speaker..
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If they don't find it out...
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... you are buying beer for all of us
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Why beer for everyone?
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You spoke before them, so you should
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Sir, Sir, please get the phone
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They wouldn't mind, lets bet on it
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Shhh. It's Ayya
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- Yeah, what's up?
- (male voice) Are you busy?
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No, I am not
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(Ayya) Why didn't you answer, nasty cunt?
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It was in my pocket so it took a while
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Where are the goods?
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Have you gone past the police checkpost?
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Not yet
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OK, kill Pasupathy before the checkpost
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Aren't we all friends?
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Then, why the cunt-hair you tooled up?
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As you said, "Bark if you dress up as a dog"
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You can also wag your tail
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Motherfucker! Hide the tools
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Play some song. You - knife to his side
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Be relaxed but vigilant
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♪ (Kaattu Vazhi Pora Ponne - Malaiyor Mambattiyan) ♪
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- Where to?
- Pondichery
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- Have you been drinking?
- Sir, we haven't gone to Pondy yet
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- Hey asshole, what if we are drunk?
- What did you say?
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- You can't stick up your finger if you want to
- What did you say?
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- I am asking you cuntcopper
- Hey, keep quiet!
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Hey, leave me. Lets see what he can do
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Sir, he is Rainman type. We are taking him for treatment.
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Hey, you leave..
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...grab him too. Grab him
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Tell Ayya that 'No one can do shit to Pasupathy'
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You don't worry Pasupathy...
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..we will pick up Kasturi from your home
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I was wrong Sir....
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Please let me go... Please!
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Where were these "Sirs" few minutes back?
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Stop staring
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(Prayers to Kaattu Muneswaran)
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Slutty cunt!
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Stab him, don't leave him alone
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Don't run away bitch
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My Zamin royal pride is being fucked. Fight bitch!
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Who is that joker?
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Whoring slut, go fight
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Cock is the one fighting. Shut your cursing hole.
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Shit eating whore.
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Donkey piss drinking cock, start fighting
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He has showed up finally! My Kattabomman king!
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Showed up with his shinning armor and sword
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See my cock growling
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YES! Beat the egg out of that bitch cock
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I told you so! You assholes laughed at me
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Hide your face up your ass. Eat my shit bitches
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Yes! Go stomp on his head!
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Don't show mercy!
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Don't feel bad.
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You can say you lost to Kaalaiyan's cock, they will get it
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oh, look at this old man's pride
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Couldn't deal with his cock losing
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Hey loser!
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Pasupathy has escaped
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Grandpa's cock is a bitch. It will need a stitch.
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Old cock! It's an old cock!
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(on phone) What the fuck happened?
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Hey stop, don't leave.
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Dad
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He will have to return to save Kasthuri
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- Let him come
- Where is Kasthuri?
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She is right next to me
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Don't bring her home yet
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Because that's where he will check first
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Top off your tank and keep driving around the city
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Don't stop anywhere for long
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It will raise suspision
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Don't answer the phone unless I call
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Let Pasupathy come, I will wait
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- Is Kasthuri any trouble?
- No
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Then don't give her any trouble either
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Go home
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Subbu!
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Do you like Rajini or Kamal?
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Why? Are you trying to seduce me?
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Everything has happened already, so answer me
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Kamal or Rajini?
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You tell me
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Kamal, he is the king of love!
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He french kisses all actresses
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In the movie 'Hey Ram', .....
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.... he bites both actresses' asses
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- But I like Vijayakanth
- Why?
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He is the one who always saves India from Pakistan
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He gets justice no matter who does wrong
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If a lady is in danger, he will risk a big fight
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OK. Can you choose between Rajini and Kamal?
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Kamal
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Hey, aren't you lying for me?
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So, Rajini?
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- Why?
- Because he is Rajini
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- Which is your favorite movie?
- Baashha
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We all would think that he was a common person...
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... but Rajini was Baashaa, the don
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Just like me!
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Everyone thinks I am a 'Sappa'...
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...only you know the real me
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(whispers) Is it Ayya?
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I didn't think I will ever see you alive
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Get lost.... ass....cunt waxer
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- hey, why are you cursing me?
- I asked you to shut your foul mouth
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- What did I do?
- Why did you touch my chicken?
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After we won, what's the need for that victory song?
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He killed him, because he was pissed at you
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I swear on you, I did nothing. You saw it didn't you?
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It hurts
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oh my child, why are you crying?
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We lost..... lost it...... lost everything
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Someone is going to sell our poor mom and sister
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No. None of that will happen
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Our Kattumuni god wouldn't let that happen
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- Your dad is here!
- You are a wastrel loser
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I can't bear if you too call me that
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Dad, hold this. Let us leave now
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- Did you steal this?
- No
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- Then? Did he give it to you?
- No, I took it
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- Hey, that's wrong
- In our situation, nothing is wrong
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He was planning to settle down with this
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I am begging you, lets leave
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He bought us liquor, he is like a god
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- We shouldn't betray him
- Leave me!!
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Dad, don't go. You will get caught
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Retard
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Why did you kill him?
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No, he is sleeping
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He is not breathing. He is dead.
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- You stealer, you must have killed him!
- I didn't. He kept on drinking with you, you killed him!
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- I didn't kill him
- Then, why will I kill him?
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Came here....showed compassion...
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He drank... smoked...
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Left us in a jiffy. I can't understand
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Dad, I can understand
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What do you understand?
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In our village....
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...when our lost cow, came back what did gradma say?
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'Our god Kattumuni brought it back'
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This is given to us by Kattumuni
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He couldn't bear our suffering...
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... he came through someone's body...
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gave the goods...the details...and left
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Have we seen this guy before?
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Then why did he show up and give us this?
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You still don't believe it? See what we have offered
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Oh, that is Kattumuni
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Lets go, religious rioter!
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Why are you in a hurry?
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God is with us
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From today, all debts are gone. Worries gone.
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Ache gone. Agony gone. Misery gone.
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Brother, it's not here.
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Go check again
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I searched well
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The deal we heard about with Pasupathy, must be true
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If you were alive now.... I would have killed you
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Why pick up the phone, if you won't talk?
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It has been a long time
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Singapermal! Why did you steal my drugs?
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Whose drugs are those?
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Reply
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It's mine
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Whose mule brought it?
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He is mine too
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But I heard Pasupathy is going to steal it
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Then whom should you talk to?
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Reply
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To Pasupathy
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- Is this Pasupathy's number?
- No
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Sorry wrong number
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Motherfucker
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I told you so
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Motherfucker!
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Are you making me suck my own dick?
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- Do you think I am a dumb fuck?
- Gajapathy
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- I will tear you a new one
- Gajapathy!
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Don't you know the value of drugs? I will destroy you
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Everyone knows about your brother Gajendran
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I wouldn't take your drugs
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Pasupathy took it
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Doesn't make a fucking difference if he took or you did
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He used to be my man, but not anymore
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Don't mess with me. I will kill him
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Kill him and show me your not a bitch
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I will buy you a sucker
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Mullu is from that area, right?
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- Ask him to kill Pasupathy
- But he still got the drugs
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- Then kill him after getting the drugs
- Mullu is pain in the ass
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I don't care
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Singaperumal, if I find out you both are playing me...
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... I will crush your balls. You know me.
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I have told you. Don't care if you won't believe
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If you want to show up...
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You got your sickle, right? We can resolve with it
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Gajendran doesn't have the drugs
-
Pasupathy hasn't reached there yet
-
Send few our men, let them search for it
-
It should be at the lodge... bring it to me
-
By then, Gajendran would have killed Pasupathy
-
3 birds with one stone
-
Drugs in our hands... one bird
-
Gajendran killing Pasupathy... second bird
-
What's the third bird?
-
You are the stupid turkey. Go do the job.
-
Did you see?
-
Your buddies came and picked her up
-
- When?
- It has been a while
-
Son of a whore!
-
what's with the swearing?
-
I genuinely asked something...
-
...but you tried to kill me
-
Now, you have taken Kasthuri
-
You shouldn't have done that... Singaperumal
-
Eat all you can ..
-
..drink..
-
Motherfucker.... your mom's... this is your last day
-
Dei Mokka blade...
-
...firstly, try to save your own ass
-
Mullu...
-
You shouldn't have done that... Singaperumal
-
Eat all you can ..
-
..drink..
-
Motherfucker.... your mom's... this is your last day
-
Dei Mokka blade...
-
...firstly, try to save your own ass
-
Mullu
-
Where's the stuff?
-
I am dealing with a different problem
-
Where's the stuff?
-
I don't know
-
- I am talking here... why did you do that?
- He doesn't understand reason... kill him
-
- Don't give me orders, do as I say
- Just give me a spanner...
-
Kasthuri is in danger..
-
Singaperumal is trying to kill me
-
Gajendran's men are chasing to get me
-
Gajendran's men were sent to kill
-
Tension... tension... tension...
-
Relax Machaaaaa(bro)
-
Buddha had Bodhi tree...
-
To a gangster... it's the chase...
-
The fear of being killed by whom and when is no more
-
Because, he is going to kill...
-
... and he is killing me now....
-
NOW
-
Now, I am not running alone
-
...my death is running along
-
After meeting death face to face..
-
..I have no confusion
-
My mind is all clear
-
If they took Kasthuri, to make me go there....
-
... she will be alive till I get there.
-
For now, Kasthuri is safe
-
Till they get the drugs, they won't kill me
-
.... till then I am safe as well
-
Next problem - Singaperumal
-
He is a heavy weight
-
I can't do anything alone
-
Enemy's enemy is a friend
-
Ayya taught me that
-
Gajendran is Ayya's enemy
-
He is a heavy weight too
-
But his son-of-the-whore are chasing me
-
Think. Think. Think.
-
In a day, when friends become enemies...
-
What does an enemy become?
-
Shoot me or leave me
-
Why did you buy me a samosa?
-
Because I love you
-
What!
-
Always?
-
What is this?
-
♪ (Super Mario Bros. music) ♪
-
Just like in the game....
-
...what if we go to a different world
-
We can be far away from Ayya
-
When you were playing it, that's what I was thinking
-
We don't have to go that far..lets go to Bombay
-
Oh yeah.
-
Nobody there knows Ayya
-
Dawood Bhai is the big shot there
-
After we reach Bombay, we buy a 30th floor apartment
-
where we can see the whole city
-
Also a car... a red one
-
But I will drive
-
Subbu, can you drive?
-
I will learn to
-
But, we will need money for all that
-
...we got none
-
I will become a day laborer to make a living
-
No need. If we go to Bombay, we should be rich
-
May be I will become a Hindi cinema heroine...
-
... you become my manager
-
No need
-
I know. You are jealous?
-
You don't want any other men to touch me
-
Idiot, what if Ayya recognizes your face from the poster
-
Correct
-
It will be good to have money..
-
Where do we go for money, if not for stealing?
-
Don't tell me that we will steal!
-
We shouldn't take money away from those in need
-
But..... if we steal like the movie 'Gentleman'?
-
And rob the wicked?
-
The only evil rich man we know is Ayya
-
What if we steal from Ayya?
-
♪ (Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire) ♪
-
Hey Kodukkapuli...
-
In our whole village...
-
Even in our whole community...
-
I am the only one who drank with our family deity
-
If I say this... no one will believe it
-
Don't say shit, everyone will laugh out of their asses
-
Right! You are right
-
The whole world is like this..
-
...always laughing at the poor
-
Lets say there is a rich man...
-
He gets off a pleasure car
-
His dhoti slips off
-
What will people say?
-
'Oh no... the good man's dhoti has fallen down'
-
But if dhoti slips for people like us...
-
they will say 'Motherfucker, he can't even tie a dhoti'
-
Money is very important, Kodukkapuli
-
Then, why the fuck did you gamble it away?
-
I was deceived
-
Everyone tricked me
-
yeah, you are always like this
-
Not any more
-
We can earn back all that money in one phone call
-
Isn't it? What is it?
-
- Phone number is in the room dumbass
- Stop, I am coming too
-
Where is it dad?
-
We were talking right here
-
He also spoke about his 'cutie', remember?
-
Is it not here? did we lose it?
-
All is lost!
-
I knew it! Luck and us?
-
- Kodukkapuli
- Search you ass
-
Why?
-
One can oil up and roll on the sand
-
...only sand you get is what is meant for you
-
The astrologer was right back then...
-
..'you will lose everything you have'
-
..'you won't get anything new either'
-
Shut your hole and search
-
I shouldn't tell you this
-
So many women lined up to marry me
-
Instead, I married your mom, why?
-
Fate
-
- Nothing good ever happens to me.
- hey, move
-
It won't happen. I am a loser.
-
Is this it?
-
We found it?
-
I knew it. I knew it
-
You can get a thing, only if you keep repeating that you won't
-
Is it him? They were searching for you
-
It's you? Where is the powder?
-
Fucking whore! I don't like this town.
-
In morning, they killed the cock
-
Now, they are trying to kill us
-
No respect for aristocrats here
-
How much to ask?
-
What do you think?
-
Let us ask 100,000
-
Fuck your father! That money won't stick
-
Why do you want to steal from others?
-
You are like your mom
-
How much is our debt? 5000
-
2000 for the cock
-
Another 1000 for stay and travel
-
Let us ask for 8000
-
Are you really an idiot or just act like one?
-
Hello, this is Kalaiyaan speaking. The stiff is with me.
-
Which stuff?
-
Whiteman's snuff. Bava lodge.
-
I am by the broken clock tower.
-
But I got no time. Hurry up.
-
Green dhoti. Sandal shirt. Blood all over it. A towel
-
You?
-
Red Maruti car?
-
Bring 200,000 with you
-
What do you think now?
-
Hey Jokers, he is by the broken clock tower
-
But you have to accept a fact, Kodukkapuli
-
Your dad is smarter than my dad
-
Kodukkapuli
-
We don't know if these folks are good or bad
-
What if they beat us and steal the stuff?
-
Oh yeah. You are smart for real.
-
You don't know a lot about your dad
-
Can you give me the bag?
-
Let me go hide this bag
-
If they show up, sternly say it to them..
-
'Show the money, have the honey'
-
Kodukkapuli, where are you hiding it?
-
- I won't tell. You are a blabbermouth
- All of him is poison. (lovingly)
-
Shit! The chasers at the lodge are in the Maruti car
-
(approaching footsteps)
-
Dad!
-
My silver pistol is missing
-
Did you take it?
(Maruti van door opening)
-
No
-
(Van door locking)
I swear, I don't know
-
Him?
-
(someone answering a phone call)
-
Do you know English?
-
I got a call that Pasupathy escaped from Mullu
-
If my guess is right...
-
Pasupathy will join Gajendran to cause trouble
-
If not, he will pull his loyal men to create a new gang
-
I have to ruin it somehow
-
Call Sub-Inspector Mayilvahanan
-
We have to "leak information" to Gajendran
-
That bitch won't believe, if it came directly from us
-
'Enemy's enemy is a friend'
-
.. it is Ayya's mantra
-
If my guess is right....
-
Sir, I have to meet Mullu at your police station?
-
Can you arrange that?
-
Hey, he won't show up
-
Why will Gajendran's man agree to meet Ayya's man?
-
Tell him it's Pasupathy, he will show up today
-
- 2000
- I will pay in the evening
-
Will you be alive till then?
-
Hey Gajendran, how much cash do you got at hand?
-
- What the cunt-hair for?
- I have some good information for you
-
May I palm read your future ?
-
I can read the past and the future
-
I think you don't believe me
-
Pick 2 flowers, let me palm read only if I get them right
-
Have you picked them?
-
There are flowers of different kind, color, smell
-
There is Lily, Lotus, Chrysanthemum and more
-
But they are not what you picked
-
They are not daisy, water lily, chrysanthemum or ghanera
-
You thought of a white colored flower
-
And one in pink color
-
The two flowers you picked are...
-
Jasmine and Rose
-
Is it right, Sir?
-
What are those two flowers you had picked?
-
Andy Flower and Grant Flower
-
- What is this shit?
- I told you earlier but no one believed
-
- He shot at me. But at blank point, he let Mullu live
- I am done with this shit
-
Gajapathy, this is the station. Can't kill anyone here
-
We saw them meet secretly. Let us hear what Mullu has to say
-
- Mullu, why are you late?
- It got late
-
Where? At the police station?
-
- What did you talk about?
- We spoke nothing
-
- How much did he offer?
- We didn't speak shit
-
- Why not?
- Because he is a dumb cunt
-
He had a chance to kill you, why didn't he?
-
I am asking you
-
I told you. Can't you understand the first time?
-
Are you that stupid?
-
He is paying the cop to meet you. Yet he said nothing?
-
Because he is a dumb cunt
-
He took your gun.. had it on your head...
-
Yet he shot at someone far away and not you?
-
Because he is a dumb cunt
-
Mullu...
-
..if I believe it, I am the dumb cunt
-
Do you think this is wrong?
-
Subbu, worm is eaten by fish, fish is eaten by man. It's life!
-
When you put it that way
-
Can we do it right?
-
Let me repeat our plan. See if it is good
-
When we go home, Ayya will be in a afternoon nap
-
Key will be under his pillow.
-
We will take the safe key out and get the bag
-
Lock it and leave the keys in the same spot Subbu!
-
That's your only responsibility
-
I will leave the bag at the corner shop
-
.. and tell him that 'We will get the bag later'
-
When Ayya wakes up, ask him that you want to see a movie.
-
Ayya wouldn't let you alone, so he will send me along
-
We will leave as if we are going to movies ...
-
- ... grab the bag and escape!
- Escape!
-
Movie is 3 hours. To and fro is 2 hours.
-
For 5 hours, Singaperumal won't look for us
-
By then, we would be in Andra
-
- That's all
- Simple
-
Watch out Subbu, you know nothing
-
You are safe, because I was here
-
But you are always going to be with me
-
Did you notice that I called Ayya as 'Singaperumal'?
-
Fear is still there, but braveness has come
-
(Kaalaiyan crying in pain)
-
I really don't know
-
Where?
-
My son has hid it somewhere
-
Where is your son?
-
Where is your son?
-
Where is he now?
-
Wherever you caught me...
-
..he is somewhere near by
-
I don't know where he is now
-
Let him go
-
This morning, you killed my fighting cock
-
I didn't take it personally
-
You didn't care I am an Aristocrat
-
You beat me up
-
I didn't take it personally either
-
But let us stop everything here, OK?
-
We can stop
-
But you are not telling me the truth
-
But I told everything I know
-
(Kaalaiyan crying out in pain)
-
I am really scared Subbu
-
What if we mess it up?
-
Let's drop all of it
-
Let us not see each other or talk
-
You are alive, that's enough for me
-
Don't want any of these plans
-
- Why Subbu?
- Listen to me, no!
-
If Ayya once....
-
just once...
-
...suspects a little bit
-
I don't care what happens to me, but you...
-
What were we thinking?
-
Who is he?
-
He controls the whole city
-
We are just some idiots
-
Let's not do this plan, please
-
Why Subbu?
-
Because I really like you
-
Sorry for everything
-
Please hug me one last time
-
But I don't like being here
-
Let us take a risk
-
Let's escape
-
- Why?
- Because I like you too
-
Whore!
-
Beat me now
-
I got my son.. he will destroy you
-
What the fuck is this shit?
-
We can't do anything for sometime
-
Is it our stuff?
-
Look at this village idiot's valor
-
10,000 lost on nothing
-
Now, where to search for his son?
-
Why did you take my dad?
-
We told we were returning the powder
-
Wrong number
-
Hey yellow shirt, the call is for you
-
- Which powder are you talking about?
- The one in Bava Lodge
-
- Where is that powder?
- It is with me
-
- Where are you?
- Let go of my dad, I will tell you
-
- I don't have your dad
- He spoke to you on phone
-
- To me? This number?
- Hmm
-
- Do you have another number?
- Should I call them?
-
Listen
-
Don't call them. If you do...
-
...they will take you too
-
Give the stuff to me, I will save your dad
-
How do I trust you?
-
Whoever took your dad, took my wife too
-
Give the stuff to me...I will save your dad
-
You couldn't keep your wife safe...
-
..how are you going to save my dad? Cunt-hair!
-
Motherfucker, then call them. They will take you too.
-
Do you have any other way?
-
That's why you are calling this number.
-
I will save him, not for you or your dad
-
..because I want my wife, that's why
-
Don't call them
-
Will you?
-
I won't
-
OK.
-
Come to AK mills at 5
-
Do you know where it is?
-
It is near by, ask around
-
My name is Pasupathy
-
I am Kodukkapuli
-
What's with the on-time payments?
-
What did you speak with Mullu?
-
It's way more than I want
-
I need another help, keep it as advance
-
I am listening
-
The stuff everyone's looking for... I have it
-
I am ready to return it to Ayya..
-
...instead Kasthuri and a man called 'Kaalaiyan'
-
..ask for their release
-
I won't cause him trouble, neither should he
-
Only you can talk and make him compromise
-
Why don't you speak?
-
Ask me to beat up 4, I can...
-
...I can't think and speak
-
I said something this morning and it has gone this far
-
I know you can make it happen
-
Ok, give me your phone
-
Use your phone, I will pay for it
-
Why are you talking like that?
-
At 5:30, Pasupathy will bring the stuff to AK mills
-
Go take it
-
What?
-
I am thinking
-
What are you thinking? 'Thinking-ka-baal'
-
As in, what do with Pasupathy?
-
Kiss and make out with him
-
Go kill him. Leave!
-
What do I do with you?
-
At least this time, do the job right!
-
And don't bring his mom or gradmom this time
-
I don't want them
-
Go, do it!
-
♪ (Vaa vaa pakkam vaa from Thanga Magan) ♪
-
Rub it
-
Here
-
Here
-
That's enough. Before your massages felt like little girl's
-
What happened today? Have you come of age?
-
Alright, I will buy you tampoons
-
Call me if Marwari comes. Have to return the cash
-
I earned this money, don't want to lose it in govt. raids
-
He is awake, how do we do that?
-
The money will be gone when Marwari comes by.
-
Before Ayya finishes showering...
-
...can you drop off the bag at the shop?
-
Please we won't get another chance
-
Subbu, pick up the phone
-
Who?
-
Got disconnected
-
Beautiful
-
Wonderful
-
Marvelous
-
- Are we OK?
- Take it out
-
That's it!
-
Hurry up
-
What if Ayya asks about me?
-
OK. I will make an excuse
-
Wait a minute
-
I am scared
-
- Why do we need that?
- Just in case. Keep it
-
Keep an eye out. Be careful
-
Why are you late? Where is the powder?
-
Where is my dad?
-
I told you I will get him. Go fetch it. Go!
-
I told you. Go get it.
-
Show my dad, only then I will give it.
-
Is your dad with me?
-
Listen. Give me powder. I will exchange that for your dad
-
Then why will I give it to you? I will give it to them
-
I will kill you.
-
Why can't you understand?
-
I am gonna trust you. Don't betray me
-
- You stay here
- I will come with you
-
- Where is my dad?
- These guys are different
-
If you trick a little boy, I will murder you and cut you up
-
If I don't get my dad, I will murder you. Give the bag, I will take care
-
I will get your dad, like I told you
-
Stay here
-
Gajendran
-
A lot have gone wrong between us
-
I will return the goods back to you. Lets not fight
-
Gajapathy, you get this
-
I will explain the problem, you will understand
-
- Gajapathy
- First, I will check the goods. We can cut him after
-
I wanted to do business, but I messed it up. Sorry!
-
Do you ever think before acting? Dumb cunt
-
Gajapathy
-
There is thin line between Idiot and genius..
-
.. I am crossing that line now
-
I pissed off Ayya
-
But he is a heavy weight
-
I can do anything against him alone
-
I need another heavy weight for that
-
Gajendran is a heavy weight, but..
-
..he was pissed off too
-
If Gajendran gets psychotic mad, he will annihilate
-
But he doesn't get angry like Gajapathy
-
I will have to mess with him... to make him do what I need
-
Think. Think. Think.
-
My first step - Mullu
-
Why am I here, if you are not talking? Dumb cunt!
-
That triggered Gajendran. Now he is angry
-
He is not psychotic yet.
-
Step 2 - To get Gajendran and Gajapathy with the gang
-
... to a place of my choosing
-
..you can make it happen..
-
Hello Gajendran
-
If he said 5:30, we should be there early
-
My last step - Gajapathy
-
Now... Gajendran is maniac mad
-
Anger is blinding his eyes
-
Why try so hard to make Gajendran...
-
...maniacally mad at me?
-
For this!
-
Machaa, they are here
-
Singaperumal, you son of a whore
-
Pasupathy and Singaperumal have been playing me
-
Kill them all!
-
Why did I believe they will end up fighting?
-
Enemy's enemy is a friend. True.
-
But more importantly...
-
...they both are still enemies
-
Subbu...
-
Who called?
-
(kitchen utensils clanging)
-
Subbu... Sappa...
-
Where is the bag?
-
Where is Sappa?
-
I don't know
-
Sappa escaped with the bag full of money
-
Go. Catch him.
-
Sappa ran with the money, find him!
-
Where did you go?
-
Madam asked to buy fruits
-
Where is the money?
-
Where is the bag?
-
Sappa bitch! Tell me
-
Where is the bag?
-
Are you looking for this?
-
You are trying to kill me?
-
You were right to be scared Subbu...
-
Did you mess it up Subbu?
-
No, I didn't
-
Make them cry somehow...
-
..make your move when consoling..
-
What if we steal from our Ayya?
-
I am scared Subbu
-
If we mess it up?
-
Lets drop all plans
-
- Lets risk it Subbu
- Why?
-
Because I like you too
-
Just in case. Keep it
-
Machi.... I have seduced atleast 100 MILFs
-
Out of them... 3 have tricked me
-
This is a 'sappa matter'
-
We all would think that he was a common person...
-
... but Rajini was Baashaa, the don
-
What a fucking Joker!
-
Sappa shot Ayya?
-
So you killed Sappa for that?
-
You have suffered a lot here..
-
Leave
-
I will take care. Leave
-
Ayya, tell me
-
This is not Ayya....Pasupathy
-
Singaperumal tried to kill me
-
Now, he is not alive
-
I killed Gajendran
-
Killed Gajapathy
-
Nagaraj is out of picture too
-
Now on, it's just me
-
I know you did this for Ayya
-
I am not angry at you
-
But, Kasthuri needs to be here... now
-
Take him to the hospital
-
- Do you like you dad so much?
- Not like that
-
But he is my dad
-
Had any problem?
-
What happened to the money?
-
Only Sappa knows
-
That dog is dead now
-
Thank you so much
-
- How is Ayya doing?
- He is very good
-
Someone who will listen to me
-
Someone to blame for the money
-
I needed an Idiot for that
-
He was Sappa
-
Otherwise, there is nothing about how he is innocent
-
Just like he said...
-
'Worm, fish, man...life is like that'
-
To me, Sappa is just man.
-
All men are sappa(nothing) too
-
Watch out Subbu, you know nothing
-
You are safe, because I was here
-
Idiot
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NagaDutta : Vishnugupta, what is dharma?
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Vishnugupta Chankya : Dharma is doing what is necessary
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Subtitles by Poochi